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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Barba » 25 Oct 2019, 10:06

ma jok...a pokušavao sam prekinuti melanholiju na temi

hoš da ja postavim jedno škakljivo?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Iskra » 25 Oct 2019, 10:07

Nemoj

Mjesas li puter i marmeladu?
:srce Jer si moje, najmoje... :srce

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 25 Oct 2019, 10:08

Miješam marmeladu i puter.

Što se damir ušutio
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 25 Oct 2019, 10:09

pojela mu maca jezik


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by ina » 25 Oct 2019, 10:10

Ne


Sve se vraca, sve se placa?
Svijest ima sidrište.

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Iskra » 25 Oct 2019, 10:11

Da

Jesi li naspavan?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 25 Oct 2019, 10:12

ne mogu ti reći istinu jer će maja to zloupotrijebiti


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 25 Oct 2019, 10:12

Nikad

Jedva čekaš li subotu
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Iskra » 25 Oct 2019, 10:12

Da

Ti?
:srce Jer si moje, najmoje... :srce

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Maja » 25 Oct 2019, 10:14

Jok




Kupujes li novine

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 25 Oct 2019, 10:16

Ne kupujem.

Kad je brada seksi a kad vehabijska
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 25 Oct 2019, 10:18

prije i poslije zagorijevanja


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 25 Oct 2019, 10:21

U uši ne guram ništa deblje od kažiprsta.

Zašto su znakovi za opasne stvari skoro uvijek crvene boje
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by hepo_kockica » 25 Oct 2019, 10:23

Zato što je crvena opasna boja

Sluti li crveno na radost?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by ina » 25 Oct 2019, 10:36

Meni na toplinu :jupi


A Zuto? :DD
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 25 Oct 2019, 10:37

svaki muto nosi žuto



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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 25 Oct 2019, 11:01

Bijeli, tečni, fuj, bljak.

Više voliš česme ili slavine.
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Mala_Mu » 25 Oct 2019, 11:05

Cesme

Pijes li flasiranu vodu?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 25 Oct 2019, 11:19

prvo je otflaširam :hm


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Mala_Mu » 25 Oct 2019, 11:20

Nije

Jel danas pizza day?

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