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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Duminjo » 04 Nov 2019, 00:34

Mala_Mu wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:14
Duminjo wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:13

Hoces jednu pricu za Laku noc? 😂
Slusam 🤗
Živio Hasan u jednom selu i imao stado ovaca koje je cuvao po brdima okolo. Jednog dana ugleda neko drugo stado, na drugom brdu i odluci da ode do tog stada, da vidi ko je tamo.
Na drugom brdu mlada rumena Zineta, pazi na cupave ovce svog bolesnog oca. Usplahiren, digne ramena, duboko uzdahne i pridje prsatoj Zineti.
Hasan: Merhaba, gdje je domacin?
Zineta, Malo stidljivo i pognute glave: Merhaba.. Domacin je bolestan i ja pazim na ovce koliko mogu.. Evo i sam Vidis da su Malo cupave i prljave. Doso vakat da se sisaju i kupaju a ja ne mogu sama.
Hasan odmah skonta kako je to prilika da se dokaze i lagano uvuce pod Zinetine svilene dimije.
Hasan: nista ne brini. Ja sam Hasan i pomoci cu ti da okupas i osisas svoje ovce.
Sretna Zineta što je nasla finog momka da joj odradi poso, odleti po makaze i krenu lagano sa poslom. Jedan dan su sisali. Navecer su asikovali. Hasan joj je obecao da ce njene ovce uvijek biti osisane. Drugi dan su ih kupali. Navecer su opet asikovali. Ovaj put sami u sobi, bez tetke Zumre koja je pratila svaki pokret. Hasan joj je sad obećo da ce njene ovce uvijek biti i okupane. Treci dan je Zineta prodala ovce i otišla u grad da studira..

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Mutevelija » 04 Nov 2019, 00:37

Mala_Mu wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:32
Mutevelija wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:24

Steta sto me znas :ljut
Nije steta :obrve :valja
Kako mislis :hm zasto obrvaljko
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Mala_Mu » 04 Nov 2019, 00:38

Duminjo wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:34
Mala_Mu wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:14

Slusam 🤗
Živio Hasan u jednom selu i imao stado ovaca koje je cuvao po brdima okolo. Jednog dana ugleda neko drugo stado, na drugom brdu i odluci da ode do tog stada, da vidi ko je tamo.
Na drugom brdu mlada rumena Zineta, pazi na cupave ovce svog bolesnog oca. Usplahiren, digne ramena, duboko uzdahne i pridje prsatoj Zineti.
Hasan: Merhaba, gdje je domacin?
Zineta, Malo stidljivo i pognute glave: Merhaba.. Domacin je bolestan i ja pazim na ovce koliko mogu.. Evo i sam Vidis da su Malo cupave i prljave. Doso vakat da se sisaju i kupaju a ja ne mogu sama.
Hasan odmah skonta kako je to prilika da se dokaze i lagano uvuce pod Zinetine svilene dimije.
Hasan: nista ne brini. Ja sam Hasan i pomoci cu ti da okupas i osisas svoje ovce.
Sretna Zineta što je nasla finog momka da joj odradi poso, odleti po makaze i krenu lagano sa poslom. Jedan dan su sisali. Navecer su asikovali. Hasan joj je obecao da ce njene ovce uvijek biti osisane. Drugi dan su ih kupali. Navecer su opet asikovali. Ovaj put sami u sobi, bez tetke Zumre koja je pratila svaki pokret. Hasan joj je sad obećo da ce njene ovce uvijek biti i okupane. Treci dan je Zineta prodala ovce i otišla u grad da studira..
Pih... A ja se nadala nekoj prici sa sretnim krajem :D.

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Duminjo » 04 Nov 2019, 00:39

:123

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Mala_Mu » 04 Nov 2019, 00:40

Duminjo wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:39:123
Pa eto... cijeni se trud ako nista :DD :p

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Duminjo » 04 Nov 2019, 00:41

Jel to poljubac sadaka?

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Mala_Mu » 04 Nov 2019, 00:42

Nije :rug

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Duminjo » 04 Nov 2019, 00:43

Mala_Mu wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:42Nije :rug
Ma naci cu ja njemu manu, kako god 😂

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Mala_Mu » 04 Nov 2019, 00:44

Duminjo wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:43
Mala_Mu wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:42Nije :rug
Ma naci cu ja njemu manu, kako god 😂
Znam da hoces, nikad zadovoljan.. :DD

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Duminjo » 04 Nov 2019, 00:46

Mala_Mu wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:44
Duminjo wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:43

Ma naci cu ja njemu manu, kako god 😂
Znam da hoces, nikad zadovoljan.. :DD
Biz tam.. Valja ujutro ustat.. I jutros sam bio ko pogužvan 😣

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Nemoj ni ti dugo :D.

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Mala_Mu » 04 Nov 2019, 00:48

Duminjo wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:46
Mala_Mu wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:44

Znam da hoces, nikad zadovoljan.. :DD
Biz tam.. Valja ujutro ustat.. I jutros sam bio ko pogužvan 😣

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Nemoj ni ti dugo :D.

Necu, i ja samo sto nisam.. Nestalo vina :D.

Aee, slatke snove. 🙈

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Duminjo » 04 Nov 2019, 00:48

Alkoholicaru 🙈

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Mala_Mu » 04 Nov 2019, 00:49

:valja

Idi spavaj :ble

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Mutevelija » 04 Nov 2019, 00:49

Mutevelija wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:37
Mala_Mu wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:32

Nije steta :obrve :valja
Kako mislis :hm zasto obrvaljko
:ljut :ljut :ljut
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Mala_Mu » 04 Nov 2019, 00:52

Mutevelija wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:49
Mutevelija wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:37

Kako mislis :hm zasto obrvaljko
:ljut :ljut :ljut
Mute Bolan.. Hoce Bore kad se puno mrstis :D.

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Mutevelija » 04 Nov 2019, 00:56

Mala_Mu wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:52
Mutevelija wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:49

:ljut :ljut :ljut
Mute Bolan.. Hoce Bore kad se puno mrstis :D.
Mogul biti tvoj cuvar veceras, cuvati te da sta se ne zeznes u takvom stanju .
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Mala_Mu » 04 Nov 2019, 01:01

Mutevelija wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:56
Mala_Mu wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 00:52

Mute Bolan.. Hoce Bore kad se puno mrstis :D.
Mogul biti tvoj cuvar veceras, cuvati te da sta se ne zeznes u takvom stanju .


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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Mutevelija » 04 Nov 2019, 01:02

:pusa :ljub :ples
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
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Re: LAKU NOĆ

Post by Duminjo » 04 Nov 2019, 01:02

:sunja

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Re: LAKU NOĆ

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Duminjo wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 01:02:sunja
Jedna od najtežih kazni za čovjekovo srce jeste da ga Allah udalji od Kur'ana.

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