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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Zizi » 11 Dec 2019, 22:54

5-7

Koliko kazni imaš u ovoj godini za saobraćajni prekršaj?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 11 Dec 2019, 22:56

Jednu za parking ne računam, drugu mama ima umjesto mene... :o

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Vrag » 11 Dec 2019, 23:03

ne

jesu ti potrebni senzori?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 11 Dec 2019, 23:16

Jašta su

Onesvijestiš li se lako?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Vrag » 11 Dec 2019, 23:17

nisam jos nikad

od cega ti je muka?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 11 Dec 2019, 23:18

U zadnje vrijeme vožnja ako sjedim iza :lupa

Stariš li brzo? :p
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Lanci » 11 Dec 2019, 23:20

Da kao I svi ostali.


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 11 Dec 2019, 23:35

20 i kusur godina

Misliš li da ćeš dočekati penziju?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Maja » 12 Dec 2019, 00:34

Jok




Jel ti hladno trenutno

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Čarobni » 12 Dec 2019, 00:56

Nije.

Na šta se griješ?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 12 Dec 2019, 07:54

pelet

Koju temp.. održavaš u stanu/kući?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 12 Dec 2019, 10:07

23-4


koje mjesto biraš u autobusu
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 12 Dec 2019, 10:10

Prvo sjedište... :baba


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 12 Dec 2019, 10:39

nisam ušao u voz od 1994. :lupa


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 12 Dec 2019, 10:42

samo male u slučaju nestanka struje i za izlete

plaćaju li u tvojoj firmi ako ne koristiš godišnji?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 12 Dec 2019, 10:50

nemam pojma, znam samo da se onaj prvi dio mora koristiti


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Lamorena » 12 Dec 2019, 10:55

Ne pazim

Kako si ti?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Mrachno » 12 Dec 2019, 10:56

Odlično


zašto si bio kod doktora zadnji put?
Ako ti nešto dušu tišti, napusti to.

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 12 Dec 2019, 10:58

radio nekakav test


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 12 Dec 2019, 10:58

Variranja pritiska... :ooo odeee gore do vraga :D. :D.

Pomalo :D

Ideš li redovno raditi osnovne ljekarske nalaze?
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