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by Vrag » 04 Feb 2020, 11:27
uvijek_kontra wrote: 04 Feb 2020, 11:16
Znaci, vjecna dilema. Razbiti vlasniku nos ili razbiti vlasniku nos.
Jutros opet zamalo da mi neka dzukela ugrize Aju jer se vlasnik odlucio da je pusti setat bez povodca i prije no sto je dotrcao, svasta je moglo bit. Pa lijepo kazem, stoti put, ako mogu ja svoju Aju na povodac, MORAS i ti kad imas psa od 60kg. Eh nije takav, nije nikad jos, ne znam sta mu je bilo...
Pa zar ja izgledam kao neko kog zanimaju ti izgovori i budalastine? U zadnji tren sam podigla Aju i pokasirala da skace po meni i uprlja me svu.
Sljedeci put samo cu vlasnika sakom medju rogove i problem rijesen. Nije pas kriv sto mu je vlasnik kreten. Vala nije ni jutros falilo mnogo, zamalo srce da mi iskoci.
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isjeckaj ga malo, preko cela supak
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by uvijek_kontra » 04 Feb 2020, 12:16
Heidi wrote: 04 Feb 2020, 11:25
Razumijem, kazem samo, ti si moje divlje dijete
Sad si mi uljepsala dan.
Vraze, kad je sila, pamet ne bira.
„Ah, die Liebe. Ein grausamer Fehler. Und doch so furchtbar leicht zu entzweien.“
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by Vrag » 04 Feb 2020, 15:16
uvijek_kontra wrote: 04 Feb 2020, 12:16
Heidi wrote: 04 Feb 2020, 11:25
Razumijem, kazem samo, ti si moje divlje dijete
Sad si mi uljepsala dan.
Vraze, kad je sila, pamet ne bira.
presjeci mu ahilovu tetivu, bocni ga malo u jetru neka krvari
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by Chloe » 04 Feb 2020, 15:46
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by Socrates » 04 Feb 2020, 15:48
Šta je sad opet sa vremenom?
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by Chloe » 04 Feb 2020, 15:55
Socrates wrote: 04 Feb 2020, 15:48
Šta je sad opet sa vremenom?
Blesavi pritisak....
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by Vrag » 05 Feb 2020, 20:16
Kad nesto spakujem, odnesem...mislim da mi nece trebati za ovu godinu i ono mi sutradan zatreba
U ovom slucaju lopata za snijeg, nije mi trebala mjesec dana. Stoji ispred vrata nervira me i juce je u garazu stavim. Sad se moram probijati kroz pola metra snijega
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by ElTriconi » 05 Feb 2020, 20:49
Hannibal wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 20:26
nema 5 cenata snijega
Na sirokaci tunel probijaju
A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
Da bog da se do vijeka ne probudio
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by Vrag » 05 Feb 2020, 20:55
Hannibal wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 20:26
nema 5 cenata snijega
Bjezi ba mali tamo
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by Lamorena » 05 Feb 2020, 20:59
Vrag wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 20:16
Kad nesto spakujem, odnesem...mislim da mi nece trebati za ovu godinu i ono mi sutradan zatreba
U ovom slucaju lopata za snijeg, nije mi trebala mjesec dana. Stoji ispred vrata nervira me i juce je u garazu stavim. Sad se moram probijati kroz pola metra snijega
Šta ti može pola metra snijega? De ne kmeči, budi muško
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by Vrag » 05 Feb 2020, 21:07
LaMorena wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 20:59
Vrag wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 20:16
Kad nesto spakujem, odnesem...mislim da mi nece trebati za ovu godinu i ono mi sutradan zatreba
U ovom slucaju lopata za snijeg, nije mi trebala mjesec dana. Stoji ispred vrata nervira me i juce je u garazu stavim. Sad se moram probijati kroz pola metra snijega
Šta ti može pola metra snijega? De ne kmeči, budi muško
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by Socrates » 05 Feb 2020, 23:24
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by greeneyes » 05 Feb 2020, 23:56
Kad trazim neki video klip i ukucam pa jedno 90% rijeci iz tog videa-i opet ga ne moze naci. Pa ybt zljeb
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by Vanilla » 06 Feb 2020, 11:53
U turskom jeziku postoji jedna predivna riječ, sensizlik, koje nema ni u jednom drugom jeziku. Označava nedostajanje jedne konkretne osobe, odsutnost jednog čovjeka ili jedne žene. Stanje bez tebe. Ne samoća. Ne usamljenost. Nego jednostavno beztobost...
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by Mala_Mu » 09 Feb 2020, 23:06
Vanilla wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 11:53
Rokovi
Rokovi
Rokovi
Citam Rakovi
Sto ne znam umanjiti youtube kad hocu a mali milion puta ga greskom tj slucajno umanjim
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by Chloe » 09 Feb 2020, 23:14
Vjetar vani
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by greeneyes » 09 Feb 2020, 23:37
Fali mi ljubav, a srce me salje tebi
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by Socrates » 09 Feb 2020, 23:39
Meni ne fali nista.
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