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by Vrag » 04 Feb 2020, 11:27
uvijek_kontra wrote: 04 Feb 2020, 11:16
Znaci, vjecna dilema. Razbiti vlasniku nos ili razbiti vlasniku nos.
Jutros opet zamalo da mi neka dzukela ugrize Aju jer se vlasnik odlucio da je pusti setat bez povodca i prije no sto je dotrcao, svasta je moglo bit. Pa lijepo kazem, stoti put, ako mogu ja svoju Aju na povodac, MORAS i ti kad imas psa od 60kg. Eh nije takav, nije nikad jos, ne znam sta mu je bilo...
Pa zar ja izgledam kao neko kog zanimaju ti izgovori i budalastine? U zadnji tren sam podigla Aju i pokasirala da skace po meni i uprlja me svu.
Sljedeci put samo cu vlasnika sakom medju rogove i problem rijesen. Nije pas kriv sto mu je vlasnik kreten. Vala nije ni jutros falilo mnogo, zamalo srce da mi iskoci.

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by uvijek_kontra » 04 Feb 2020, 12:16
Heidi wrote: 04 Feb 2020, 11:25
Razumijem, kazem samo, ti si moje divlje dijete
Sad si mi uljepsala dan.
Vraze, kad je sila, pamet ne bira.

Svako sebe laze kako mu odgovara.
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by Vrag » 04 Feb 2020, 15:16
uvijek_kontra wrote: 04 Feb 2020, 12:16
Heidi wrote: 04 Feb 2020, 11:25
Razumijem, kazem samo, ti si moje divlje dijete
Sad si mi uljepsala dan.
Vraze, kad je sila, pamet ne bira.
presjeci mu ahilovu tetivu, bocni ga malo u jetru neka krvari
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by Chloe » 04 Feb 2020, 15:46
Ovo vrijeme... Ubija me...

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by Socrates » 04 Feb 2020, 15:48
Šta je sad opet sa vremenom?
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by Chloe » 04 Feb 2020, 15:55
Socrates wrote: 04 Feb 2020, 15:48
Šta je sad opet sa vremenom?
Blesavi pritisak....

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by Vrag » 05 Feb 2020, 20:16
Kad nesto spakujem, odnesem...mislim da mi nece trebati za ovu godinu i ono mi sutradan zatreba
U ovom slucaju lopata za snijeg, nije mi trebala mjesec dana. Stoji ispred vrata nervira me i juce je u garazu stavim. Sad se moram probijati kroz pola metra snijega

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by ElTriconi » 05 Feb 2020, 20:49
Hannibal wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 20:26
nema 5 cenata snijega
Na sirokaci tunel probijaju

A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
Da bog da se do vijeka ne probudio


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by Vrag » 05 Feb 2020, 20:55
Hannibal wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 20:26
nema 5 cenata snijega
Bjezi ba mali tamo
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by Lamorena » 05 Feb 2020, 20:59
Vrag wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 20:16
Kad nesto spakujem, odnesem...mislim da mi nece trebati za ovu godinu i ono mi sutradan zatreba
U ovom slucaju lopata za snijeg, nije mi trebala mjesec dana. Stoji ispred vrata nervira me i juce je u garazu stavim. Sad se moram probijati kroz pola metra snijega
Šta ti može pola metra snijega? De ne kmeči, budi muško

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by Vrag » 05 Feb 2020, 21:07
LaMorena wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 20:59
Vrag wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 20:16
Kad nesto spakujem, odnesem...mislim da mi nece trebati za ovu godinu i ono mi sutradan zatreba
U ovom slucaju lopata za snijeg, nije mi trebala mjesec dana. Stoji ispred vrata nervira me i juce je u garazu stavim. Sad se moram probijati kroz pola metra snijega
Šta ti može pola metra snijega? De ne kmeči, budi muško
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by Socrates » 05 Feb 2020, 23:24
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by greeneyes » 05 Feb 2020, 23:56
Kad trazim neki video klip i ukucam pa jedno 90% rijeci iz tog videa-i opet ga ne moze naci. Pa ybt zljeb
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by Vanilla » 06 Feb 2020, 11:53
U turskom jeziku postoji jedna predivna riječ, sensizlik, koje nema ni u jednom drugom jeziku. Označava nedostajanje jedne konkretne osobe, odsutnost jednog čovjeka ili jedne žene. Stanje bez tebe. Ne samoća. Ne usamljenost. Nego jednostavno beztobost...
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by Mala_Mu » 09 Feb 2020, 23:06
Vanilla wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 11:53
Rokovi
Rokovi
Rokovi
Citam Rakovi
Sto ne znam umanjiti youtube kad hocu a mali milion puta ga greskom tj slucajno umanjim
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by Chloe » 09 Feb 2020, 23:14
Vjetar vani

ne mogu prozore drżati otvorene a tako mi zrak treba

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by greeneyes » 09 Feb 2020, 23:37
Fali mi ljubav, a srce me salje tebi
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by Socrates » 09 Feb 2020, 23:39
Meni ne fali nista.
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