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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by MrH » 18 Feb 2020, 20:42

Snowie wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:41 Snowie i Rootbig. To jedino prihvacam
Oho :kokice
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by arzuhal » 18 Feb 2020, 20:42

Pošto mi je Iskra na foe, zamolio bih vas dvojicu, hančija i Mrha, dva plemenita brata moja, dvije jabuke, da preko vas šaljem pp-ove njoj. Ja bih slao vama u inbox poruke i stihove upućene njoj, lascivne fotografije na kojima uzimam abdest, trenuci kada dovim za neku finu djevojku da postane miss Kantona 10 i sl. a vi doturajte to do Iskre, osevapit ćete se, Allah vam se smilovao. I mislite jedan o drugom samo dobro! I o svima nama. I Maji, isto. I spejsici.

Kada radimo nekakv hajrili posao mi govorimo:

RABBI JESSIR VE LA TUASSIR RABBI TEMMIM BIL HAJR. AMIN! Bože olakšaj, a ne otežaj bože daj da se zavrži sa dobrim. Amin!


I zamolio bih jednog od vas dvojice, koji prije dobije muško dijete, da mu, iz moje zahvalnosti, dadne moje ime, Đulaga...
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by Ariel » 18 Feb 2020, 20:42

Čupava wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:42
Snowie wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:41 Snowie i Rootbig. To jedino prihvacam
Je li ti on na foe?
Naravno da nije.

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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by Dr. Wheel » 18 Feb 2020, 20:42

lejlamo wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:39 hanči, brt, de edituj i daj meni da ove sedmice plešem s viiilom, super didžejiramo na muzici i sve...
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by greeneyes » 18 Feb 2020, 20:43

Snowie wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:41 Snowie i Rootbig. To jedino prihvacam
Ne mo's prihvatiti nesto sto nije ni ponudjeno
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Post by Maja » 18 Feb 2020, 20:43

Opet Mrh najbolje prosao.

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Post by Dr. Wheel » 18 Feb 2020, 20:43

S prijezirom odbijam ovo sparivanje.


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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by Čupava » 18 Feb 2020, 20:44

Snowie wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:42
Čupava wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:42

Je li ti on na foe?
Naravno da nije.
Ok.
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by ElTriconi » 18 Feb 2020, 20:44

Jedna prigodna 😊



Ovih dana ovu pjevam na poslu, pitaju me sto vise ne slusam rok 🙈😂
A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by MrH » 18 Feb 2020, 20:44

arzuhal wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:42 Pošto mi je Iskra na foe, zamolio bih vas dvojicu, hančija i Mrha, dva plemenita brata moja, dvije jabuke, da preko vas šaljem pp-ove njoj. Ja bih slao vama u inbox poruke i stihove upućene njoj, lascivne fotografije na kojima uzimam abdest, trenuci kada dovim za neku finu djevojku da postane miss Kantona 10 i sl. a vi doturajte to do Iskre, osevapit ćete se, Allah vam se smilovao. I mislite jedan o drugom samo dobro! I o svima nama. I Maji, isto. I spejsici.

Kada radimo nekakv hajrili posao mi govorimo:

RABBI JESSIR VE LA TUASSIR RABBI TEMMIM BIL HAJR. AMIN! Bože olakšaj, a ne otežaj bože daj da se zavrži sa dobrim. Amin!


I zamolio bih jednog od vas dvojice, koji prije dobije muško dijete, da mu, iz moje zahvalnosti, dadne moje ime, Đulaga...
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by arzuhal » 18 Feb 2020, 20:45

MrH wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:44
arzuhal wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:42 Pošto mi je Iskra na foe, zamolio bih vas dvojicu, hančija i Mrha, dva plemenita brata moja, dvije jabuke, da preko vas šaljem pp-ove njoj. Ja bih slao vama u inbox poruke i stihove upućene njoj, lascivne fotografije na kojima uzimam abdest, trenuci kada dovim za neku finu djevojku da postane miss Kantona 10 i sl. a vi doturajte to do Iskre, osevapit ćete se, Allah vam se smilovao. I mislite jedan o drugom samo dobro! I o svima nama. I Maji, isto. I spejsici.

Kada radimo nekakv hajrili posao mi govorimo:

RABBI JESSIR VE LA TUASSIR RABBI TEMMIM BIL HAJR. AMIN! Bože olakšaj, a ne otežaj bože daj da se zavrži sa dobrim. Amin!


I zamolio bih jednog od vas dvojice, koji prije dobije muško dijete, da mu, iz moje zahvalnosti, dadne moje ime, Đulaga...
Sutra idemo na ultrazvuk i ako bude chuna, obecavam da ce se zvati Đulaga
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by MrH » 18 Feb 2020, 20:45

Maja wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:43 Opet Mrh najbolje prosao.
Cestitam i ja tebi :ljub
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by greeneyes » 18 Feb 2020, 20:46

ElTriconi wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:44 Jedna prigodna 😊



Ovih dana ovu pjevam na poslu, pitaju me sto vise ne slusam rok 🙈😂
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Post by Hannibal » 18 Feb 2020, 20:46

lejlamo wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:39 hanči, brt, de edituj i daj meni da ove sedmice plešem s viiilom, super didžejiramo na muzici i sve...
hocu 😊
hanci je ove sedmice u sluzbi ljubavi 🤗
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by Ariel » 18 Feb 2020, 20:46

MrH wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:42
Snowie wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:41 Snowie i Rootbig. To jedino prihvacam
Oho :kokice
To nije nista oho, i prosle sedmice sam spominjala da bi s njim :cudi

Ali ko sisa mene, jel de.

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Post by Hannibal » 18 Feb 2020, 20:47

Snowie wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:41 Snowie i Rootbig. To jedino prihvacam
niko te ne pita 🤷‍♀️
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by MrH » 18 Feb 2020, 20:47

Snowie wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:46
MrH wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:42

Oho :kokice
To nije nista oho, i prosle sedmice sam spominjala da bi s njim :cudi

Ali ko sisa mene, jel de.
Nisam to rekao, a iskreno nisam ni vidio.

Hani spari je!
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by greeneyes » 18 Feb 2020, 20:48

Hannibal wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:46
lejlamo wrote: 18 Feb 2020, 20:39 hanči, brt, de edituj i daj meni da ove sedmice plešem s viiilom, super didžejiramo na muzici i sve...
hocu 😊
hanci je ove sedmice u sluzbi ljubavi 🤗
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by greeneyes » 18 Feb 2020, 20:48

Ti volis nju, a tebe jaa. O da li to onaa znaa
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by Nora Ibsenova » 18 Feb 2020, 20:49

Pa s' Banovanim :D.
Muškarci u najboljim godinama trebaju imati nekog koga će ludo voljeti. Evo naprimjer, mene.

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