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Gledam na vijestima, neko dobio deset miliona dolara na lutriji, tiket prodat u prodavnici alkohola pola milje od mene.
Probudim krvosrka, reko izvini sto te budim, da ti nisi slucajno kupila loto neki dan kad si mi pive uzela?
Kaze nisam, sta ti je, jesi li dobro.
Jesam, haj spavaj.
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Fuddo wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 11:43 Gledam na vijestima, neko dobio deset miliona dolara na lutriji, tiket prodat u prodavnici alkohola pola milje od mene.
Probudim krvosrka, reko izvini sto te budim, da ti nisi slucajno kupila loto neki dan kad si mi pive uzela?
Kaze nisam, sta ti je, jesi li dobro.
Jesam, haj spavaj.
Haj spavaj, naspavala se dabogda. :D.

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Cuj ne znam skuhati Barilla tjesteninu. Gdje ces mi to bona reci :lupa
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Nemoj sad da sarmu smotam :auf
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I ti si navukao na testeninu :D.

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toxic wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:27 I ti si navukao na testeninu :D.

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MrH wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:24 Nemoj sad da sarmu smotam :auf
Stae?
kaže vako
idu dvije pljeskavice ulicom i sretnu sarmu

veli pljeskavica drugoj, vidi one što se pobulila
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Salko_dvominutaš wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:29
MrH wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:24 Nemoj sad da sarmu smotam :auf
Stae?
kaže vako
idu dvije pljeskavice ulicom i sretnu sarmu

veli pljeskavica drugoj, vidi one što se pobulila
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MrH wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:30
Salko_dvominutaš wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:29

kaže vako
idu dvije pljeskavice ulicom i sretnu sarmu

veli pljeskavica drugoj, vidi one što se pobulila
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MrH wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:23 Cuj ne znam skuhati Barilla tjesteninu. Gdje ces mi to bona reci :lupa
a na svakoj pise “Al dente” perfection in xx - xx minutes :plavi
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Salko_dvominutaš wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:29
MrH wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:24 Nemoj sad da sarmu smotam :auf
Stae?
kaže vako
idu dvije pljeskavice ulicom i sretnu sarmu

veli pljeskavica drugoj, vidi one što se pobulila
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imam ja takvih viceva kolko hos, samo ne znam do koje granice morem ici :hm
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Beni_dvosekundas wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:56
MrH wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:23 Cuj ne znam skuhati Barilla tjesteninu. Gdje ces mi to bona reci :lupa
a na svakoj pise “Al dente” perfection in xx - xx minutes :plavi
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MrH wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:57
Beni_dvosekundas wrote: 25 Feb 2020, 13:56

a na svakoj pise “Al dente” perfection in xx - xx minutes :plavi
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Ako ti nešto dušu tišti, napusti to.
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Al izvuce salavat 🙈 😂
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