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by Fuddo » 11 Mar 2020, 22:09
Vrag wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 21:57
prog321 wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 21:53
Kad chuck norrisa bude strah tad će i fudu.
Ovi njegovi se igraju, moglo bi ih prepoloviti
Ma budale...
Il’ znaju nesto sto ostatak svijeta ne zna.
A znaju qrac moj, al et tjesim se

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by Fuddo » 11 Mar 2020, 22:10
Mirelam wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 21:57
Socrates wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 21:32
Jesu li skočile cijene?
Nisu.
Fuddo wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 21:34
Znaci, vec se osjeti u prodavnicama, fali.
Tc
Jebli mamu ovi ovdje niko qrcom ne mrda, sam seru po televizoru.
Danas mi lik na poslu veli, ima extra kartu za koncert ramsteina na soldiers fieldu, bil fudo iso?
Ojebo ti ramstein mamu, pa dje ti zivis, pratis li ista?
Ma jebo to kae, bezze je to, nema nista.
A vi’s kad ovdje pukne, sve naoruzano do zuba i ludo ko struja, facace nas po meksiku.
Nesto kontam, vas bi to moglo potrijebiti podobro. Jeben vam je zdravstveni sistem.
Doduse, oTi tvoji su se bas pokazali na tom planu..
Tobejarabi

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by prog321 » 11 Mar 2020, 22:11
Socrates wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 21:59
Coronavirus tested positive to Chuck Norris.
Ali je virus pobjegao kad je shvatio u čijem je tijelu.
It's a morbid observation, but if every one on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, the greenhouse effect would no longer be a problem.
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by Vrag » 11 Mar 2020, 22:12
Talijani sve zatvaraju
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by Vrag » 11 Mar 2020, 22:14
Fuddo wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 22:09
Vrag wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 21:57
Ovi njegovi se igraju, moglo bi ih prepoloviti
Ma budale...
Il’ znaju nesto sto ostatak svijeta ne zna.
A znaju qrac moj, al et tjesim se
Kod vas 1 kad kihne 10 zarazi
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by Fuddo » 11 Mar 2020, 22:15
Vrag wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 22:12
Talijani sve zatvaraju
Sta sve?
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by Fuddo » 11 Mar 2020, 22:17
Vrag wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 22:14
Fuddo wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 22:09
Ma budale...
Il’ znaju nesto sto ostatak svijeta ne zna.
A znaju qrac moj, al et tjesim se
Kod vas 1 kad kihne 10 zarazi
Povecali satnice u starackim domovima, nece niko da radi, one babe same sebi masine prikopcavaju.
Kaze ona jedna, this is disgrace...nikad je upalit.
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by Socrates » 11 Mar 2020, 22:19
U Lombardiji razmatraju zatvaranje svakog javnog biznisa. Dosad su mogli raditi do 6.
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by Socrates » 11 Mar 2020, 22:28
Trump will address the nation tonight. Says "I am fully prepared to use the full power of the Federal Government to deal with our current challenge of the CoronaVirus!"
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by Mirelam » 11 Mar 2020, 22:29
Fuddo wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 22:10
Mirelam wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 21:57
Nisu.
Nesto kontam, vas bi to moglo potrijebiti podobro. Jeben vam je zdravstveni sistem.
Doduse, oTi tvoji su se bas pokazali na tom planu..
Tobejarabi
Ma nije bnb pitanje moji ili tvoji. Ovdje ce savkoga lijeciti kako tako. Kod vas ko ima para, ok cemo lijecimo, a ko nema, haj setaj.
Ode baja na ulicu, po Chicaga zarazi.

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by Socrates » 11 Mar 2020, 22:34
Mirelam wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 22:29
Fuddo wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 22:10
Doduse, oTi tvoji su se bas pokazali na tom planu..
Tobejarabi
Ma nije bnb pitanje moji ili tvoje. Ovdje ce savkoga lijeciti kako tako. Kod vas ko ima para, ok cemo lijecimo, a ko nema, haj setaj.
Ode baja na ulicu, po Chicaga zarazi.
Ne mora tako biti u ovim okolnostima. Trošak testiranja su mnoge osiguravajuće kompanije već preuzele 100% bez ikakvog zakona donesenog. Predviđa se dodatnih 40-100 milijardi dolara koje će Kongres posvetiti ovome.
Sve će se to morati promjeniti.
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by insomnia » 11 Mar 2020, 22:35
Kaze ako imas preko 80 godina sanse su ti 15% da si donji ako ga fasujes
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
Pa okoreli šaban začas postao je šaman
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by Mirelam » 11 Mar 2020, 22:37
Tacno da ne mora, ali mesetari americki samo dolar priznaju, nije njima vjerovati.

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by dadojović » 11 Mar 2020, 22:39
Danas jedan Talijan, kod nas, pobjegao iz karantene. Uhićen prilikom pokušaja ulaska u Crnu Goru.
Pomalo i tragikomično...dovedu te da te pregledaju i možda spase život a ti bježiš. I to hoćeš pobjeći u Italiju. E ne'š majčin sine!
MM "provali rimu za notornu laž, za duboki uzdah posustalog sna, rimu za tminu, i tišinu za dno dna" MM
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by Merlin246 » 11 Mar 2020, 22:41
dadojović wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 22:39
Danas jedan Talijan, kod nas, pobjegao iz karantene. Uhićen prilikom pokušaja ulaska u Crnu Goru.
Pomalo i tragikomično...dovedu te da te pregledaju i možda spase život a ti bježiš. I to hoćeš pobjeći u Italiju. E ne'š majčin sine!
Ne znam jel smijesno ili bolesno

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by Čupava » 11 Mar 2020, 22:43
Merlin246 wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 22:41
dadojović wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 22:39
Danas jedan Talijan, kod nas, pobjegao iz karantene. Uhićen prilikom pokušaja ulaska u Crnu Goru.
Pomalo i tragikomično...dovedu te da te pregledaju i možda spase život a ti bježiš. I to hoćeš pobjeći u Italiju. E ne'š majčin sine!
Ne znam jel smijesno ili bolesno
Zlobno.
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by Iskra » 11 Mar 2020, 22:44
Čupava wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 22:43
Merlin246 wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 22:41
Ne znam jel smijesno ili bolesno
Zlobno.
I neodgovorno.

Jer si moje, najmoje...

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by Socrates » 11 Mar 2020, 22:45
Bio je i onaj Japanac sto je svima namjerno kasljao u lice.
Zatukli ga negdje.
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