Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Dorian wrote: 10 Mar 2020, 21:43
vrhbosnica wrote: 10 Mar 2020, 20:57 ma ovako kad kontam, bolje i schitt, nego zaklopaca komerc :grana
Jedne godine izbor za Miss BiH. Sa strana bine maskote sponzora. Firma se zvala Ovnak a maskote su bile glave ovna...

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Nije Ovnak.

Firma se zvala Muflon i glave su bile muflona, ne ovna.

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Dva statusa na fb:

“Jebote sad je gora panika kad kazes buongiorno nego Allahu ekber“

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“Mene je samo strah da će se ispostaviti kako je sve ovo preuveličano i da smo džaba prali ruke”

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Dori wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 10:12 Dva statusa na fb:

“Jebote sad je gora panika kad kazes buongiorno nego Allahu ekber“

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“Mene je samo strah da će se ispostaviti kako je sve ovo preuveličano i da smo džaba prali ruke”

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Dori wrote: 11 Mar 2020, 10:12 Dva statusa na fb:

“Jebote sad je gora panika kad kazes buongiorno nego Allahu ekber“

I

“Mene je samo strah da će se ispostaviti kako je sve ovo preuveličano i da smo džaba prali ruke”

:plavi :plavi
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Oj majko moja i Hasanova :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi
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Pričam s rodjakom i pita za moje mišljenje o koroni i ja ga umirujem....sve će to na hajr, imamo kadar dobar, bit će to.ok. kaze on
-kakav bona kadar ko god vam.u ruke dodje taj i umre!

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Cekam lift da udjem,otvora se a vec kinez stoji neki onako mladji momak sa maskom na licu,uhhh reko sorry greska idem niz stepenice :plavi
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storm wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 12:10

:ooo
Hajduk zivi vjecno :hrvatska
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
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Mutevelija wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 14:20
storm wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 12:10

:ooo
Hajduk zivi vjecno :hrvatska
Ne blamiraj se :oo
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storm wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 14:21
Mutevelija wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 14:20

Hajduk zivi vjecno :hrvatska
Ne blamiraj se :oo
Torcida Hajduk I trebas bizat djava ti glavu odnia :ble
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
🍉🍉🍉🍉

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kad mi je Mute reko da sam mujesir :888
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