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Re: Korona virus

Post by Fuddo » 12 Mar 2020, 23:23

uvijek_kontra wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:22
Fuddo wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:18 Krvosrk pojacava zalihe.
Evo je donese kantu sladoleda.
Ojjjj matero.
Ja ne znam, sta tu nije jasno. :D.
Sve meso, ja juceR sladoled i brasno. Da mogu pitu pravit. Ostalo mi svejedno.
Imamo chips, pepsi i sladoled.
Pravi survival kit.
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Re: Korona virus

Post by HAVANA » 12 Mar 2020, 23:24

Mirelam wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 22:54
HAVANA wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 22:48

:lupa :lupa Necu. Poslije 2008 se vodim onom zidovskom. 30%roba,40%nekretnina,30%kes.Otprilike.
Samo kes plus vazeci pasos. :ooo
Sare imam dvije. To sam naucio i zavrsio prije 2008...Covjek uci dok je ziv. Evo sad novo gradivo.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Korona virus

Post by Mirelam » 12 Mar 2020, 23:25

Fuddo wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:23
uvijek_kontra wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:22

Ja ne znam, sta tu nije jasno. :D.
Sve meso, ja juceR sladoled i brasno. Da mogu pitu pravit. Ostalo mi svejedno.
Imamo chips, pepsi i sladoled.
Pravi survival kit.
Ni na Vlasicu nisi im'o toliko, pa prezivio. :ooo

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Re: Korona virus

Post by Mirelam » 12 Mar 2020, 23:26

HAVANA wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:24
Mirelam wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 22:54
Samo kes plus vazeci pasos. :ooo
Sare imam dvije. To sam naucio i zavrsio prije 2008...Covjek uci dok je ziv. Evo sad novo gradivo.
Pa sad skontah ja uopste nemam pasos. :123

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Re: Korona virus

Post by Fuddo » 12 Mar 2020, 23:28

Mirelam wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:25
Fuddo wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:23

Imamo chips, pepsi i sladoled.
Pravi survival kit.
Ni na Vlasicu nisi im'o toliko, pa prezivio. :ooo
Vlasic ce prezivit, ja i ti smo najebali.
Cim se isprazne prodavnice, nema rodjo.
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Re: Korona virus

Post by Hannibal » 12 Mar 2020, 23:29

kontam jbt u italiji je nestasica toalet papira jer im je sad pornhub dzaba
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Re: Korona virus

Post by shark-attack » 12 Mar 2020, 23:30

Fuddo wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:20
insomnia wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:19

Naravno da nece. Eno Tom se zarazio u Australiji. Vidim hara i po Kataru isl
Nakav Kinez sto je bio u istom hotelu mu ga surdukno.
Supruga odrzala koncert , on snimao film hodao po gradu fotografisanja/autogrami..filmski studio zarazen, kcerka gradonacelnika isto tako, shto se zna..
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Re: Korona virus

Post by HAVANA » 12 Mar 2020, 23:30

Mirelam wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:26
HAVANA wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:24

Sare imam dvije. To sam naucio i zavrsio prije 2008...Covjek uci dok je ziv. Evo sad novo gradivo.
Pa sad skontah ja uopste nemam pasos. :123
Pa nemam ni ja. Ona ko licna karta.Bih mi isteko. A i koji ce mi qrac, ne idem ja nidje. Lijepa bosna. :ooo
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Re: Korona virus

Post by Hannibal » 12 Mar 2020, 23:36

koliko li bi nama trebalo zarazenih da nam pornhub bude dzaba
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Re: Korona virus

Post by Vanilla » 12 Mar 2020, 23:37

Tacno cu skinuti ovaj status ispod nika :grana
U turskom jeziku postoji jedna predivna riječ, sensizlik, koje nema ni u jednom drugom jeziku. Označava nedostajanje jedne konkretne osobe, odsutnost jednog čovjeka ili jedne žene. Stanje bez tebe. Ne samoća. Ne usamljenost. Nego jednostavno beztobost...

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Re: Korona virus

Post by Hannibal » 12 Mar 2020, 23:38

evo arteta pozitivan na koronu jbt
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Re: Korona virus

Post by Socrates » 12 Mar 2020, 23:40

U New Yorku totalni haos. Svi kupuju sve.
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Re: Korona virus

Post by Fuddo » 12 Mar 2020, 23:41

FDA ( truNp kontolise) nece da odobri testove za koronu.
Oni ili su potpuno odlijepili pa svjesno idu na to da nas sto vise pomre, ili se boje nalaza i brojeva koji ce ih sjebat na izborima, a mozda su oni sve zamutili i znaju tacno o cemu se radi i imaju lijek za ovo, samo cekaju pogodan trenutak da kao “spase” planetu.
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Re: Korona virus

Post by Socrates » 12 Mar 2020, 23:42

Hannibal wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:38 evo arteta pozitivan na koronu jbt
Jbg, žao mi ga mada je dušman.

Sad će i Premier Liga otkazati sve utakmice.

Sve otkazano. Na TV-u ćemo samo gledati o coroni.
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Re: Korona virus

Post by insomnia » 12 Mar 2020, 23:43

Spasavaj nas TruNpe svi cemo da izginemo u vodu
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
Pa okoreli šaban začas postao je šaman

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Re: Korona virus

Post by HAVANA » 12 Mar 2020, 23:45

A donedavno smo se smijali onim sto kopaju zemunice i lageruju vodu i hranu. Fuddo, kopaj. Uzmi i nake pracke, pistolje, puske, par kila metaka. I kurtona. Zatrudnice pa belaj. Valja podic i nahranit.
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Re: Korona virus

Post by Fuddo » 12 Mar 2020, 23:45

Ispadose Amisi najpametniji.
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Re: Korona virus

Post by Barba » 12 Mar 2020, 23:46

Socrates wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:40 U New Yorku totalni haos. Svi kupuju sve.
pitaj hoće li ko kupiti new york bridge? papiri 1/1
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Re: Korona virus

Post by insomnia » 12 Mar 2020, 23:46

Fuddo wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 23:41 FDA ( truNp kontolise) nece da odobri testove za koronu.
Oni ili su potpuno odlijepili pa svjesno idu na to da nas sto vise pomre, ili se boje nalaza i brojeva koji ce ih sjebat na izborima, a mozda su oni sve zamutili i znaju tacno o cemu se radi i imaju lijek za ovo, samo cekaju pogodan trenutak da kao “spase” planetu.
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Pa okoreli šaban začas postao je šaman

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Re: Korona virus

Post by Socrates » 12 Mar 2020, 23:47

U Guyani, jedan slučaj, jedan mrtav.

Efikasno :tuga
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