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by Krokodil Behko » 08 Apr 2020, 09:52
rocko wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 01:18
Krokodil Behko wrote: 07 Apr 2020, 22:46
Mensečini, on smao zna da ne može igrati golf na Floridi, dok ovaj shit traje

Ako je najavio 100K mrtvih, ko zna, možda bude i duplo više, jer je jasno da će se ići na postupno ukidanjem jera, svugdje u svijetu i ko živ-ko mrtav, do vakcine.
Ali pazi, USA ima najbolje klinike i najbolje doktore, najbolje naučnike, a svakako je vlasnik dolara, koji se pika umjesto zlata, a to znači da ih mogu štampati ko novine.
Od njih se očekivao najveći nivo, a bit će apokalipsa sa najmanje 100K mrtvih.
Perspektiva Behko , u USA zivi 330 million ljudi, svake godine 250 hilljada umre radi gresaka zdravstvenih radnika, 100 - 200 hilljada nije razlog za paniku .
Pa jeste, ali toliko će ih umrijeti i ove godine, plus cca 200K zbog greške predsjednika.
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by insomnia » 08 Apr 2020, 10:00
storm wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 07:40
HAVANA wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 07:36
Zamisli da ti je ona nadzor?
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by Iskra » 08 Apr 2020, 10:07
Fuddo wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 01:58
rocko wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 01:55
Ma obadvoje slobodni , uh Fuddo, jes me pogodila cevapima i sudjukicama, jedva bilo mjesta za steak. bubrege sam procistio ko da mi je opet 18
Samo masno rocko, bolje i holesterol neg korona, jebtito.
U tvojim godinama ne zna se sta je gore.


Jer si moje, najmoje...

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by HAVANA » 08 Apr 2020, 10:19
Iskra wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 10:07
Fuddo wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 01:58
Samo masno rocko, bolje i holesterol neg korona, jebtito.
U tvojim godinama ne zna se sta je gore.
Pusti ti to.Kod mene svi streberi u naselju umrli.Oni rsuzi jedino zube popravljaju.Nit infarkta,nit mozdanog.

Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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by HAVANA » 08 Apr 2020, 10:21
A i ova corona.Do prije mjesec stalno dzenaze i sahrane.Ima mjesec ne znam nikog da je umro.Koji je ovo qrac?
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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by Hannibal » 08 Apr 2020, 10:26
HAVANA wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 10:21
A i ova corona.Do prije mjesec stalno dzenaze i sahrane.Ima mjesec ne znam nikog da je umro.Koji je ovo qrac?
nije niko budala da sad umre da mu niko ne dodje na dzenazu
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by arzuhal » 08 Apr 2020, 10:44
U Saudijskoj Arabiji kupce u trgovačkim molovima prate dronovi i mjere njihovu tjelesnu temperaturu. Unas kad umreš obdukcijom utvrde da si bio pozitivan na koronu.
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by Venera » 08 Apr 2020, 12:11
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Skin: "nemoj ljubinka, ja sam vec ispala iz aviona"
Fuddo: "Jadni spermatozoidi,pa sto ih ubijate?"
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by Vrag » 08 Apr 2020, 12:19
Venera wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 12:11FlyBaznia

koja si ti
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by Venera » 08 Apr 2020, 13:19
Vrag wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 12:19
Venera wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 12:11FlyBaznia

koja si ti
zasto pitas

Skin: "nemoj ljubinka, ja sam vec ispala iz aviona"
Fuddo: "Jadni spermatozoidi,pa sto ih ubijate?"
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by Mrachno » 08 Apr 2020, 13:27
Vrag wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 12:19
Venera wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 12:11FlyBaznia

koja si ti
Ona ba ima godina ko sve te tri, matora ba

Ako ti nešto dušu tišti, napusti to.
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by MunDzi » 08 Apr 2020, 13:31
Vrag wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 12:19
Venera wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 12:11FlyBaznia

koja si ti
Ona sto je odbila da nosi masku.

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by storm » 08 Apr 2020, 13:37
MunDZi wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 13:31
Vrag wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 12:19
koja si ti
Ona sto je odbila da nosi masku.
Jok ba, ona bez rukavica...
Habibti, ya nour el - ain...

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by arzuhal » 08 Apr 2020, 13:39
Vrag wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 12:19
Venera wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 12:11FlyBaznia

koja si ti
Ona radi na cargo, utovara s onim autobuščićem kofere, ne vidi se od stepenica.
Ceterum censeo Republica serviica esse delendam.
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by MunDzi » 08 Apr 2020, 13:39
storm wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 13:37
MunDZi wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 13:31
Ona sto je odbila da nosi masku.
Jok ba, ona bez rukavica...
Ona je on.

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by Duminjo » 08 Apr 2020, 13:57
spacebound wrote: 08 Apr 2020, 07:02
Bitna je razlika ta da ce taj doktor izgubiti licencu. Kod nas je to nemoguce. Nadam se da ovo sto Radoncic sad prica nisu samo bajke.
A koji ce klinac kcerka ici roditeljima sad

Ja svoju mamu nisam vidjela mjesec i ne mislim dok ovo ne prodje.
Pisaj ga sad..
A trebo sam biti danas slobodan i imati ovaj sad vikend slobodan
Sto se Radoncica tice, najavio je i tuzbu protiv onog hrvata sto je htio nedavno neke zabrane uvoditi. Najavljuju oni svašta nesta za raju.. Nije samo Fahro, nego et u ovom slucaju jest. Ista govna. Dok se Bude biralo sta ce se raditi a sta ne raditi, po svojoj volji, bez posljedica, nema hljeba. Ne samo u zdravstvu..
Znamo svi vec..
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by Beni » 08 Apr 2020, 14:11
Sto ba svi zajebavate Veneru ?
Sram i stid da vas bude
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by insomnia » 08 Apr 2020, 14:14
Nista osim ovako

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