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:haha
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..
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Shadow wrote: 30 Apr 2020, 12:30 Vidim i sirom zatvorenih ociju :oo
Pa kad si sanjar :ples :D.
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animals wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:03:haha
Ajd da je u Kaknju..
Al u metropoli..jadni taxista..
Ja bi namah auto u Temzu gurnuo..
Sa putnicom.
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..
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Tctctc
Sta je njoj naumpalo da se usere u autu
Aaaa
Dozvolite da se obratimo
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Dabogda i vi dobili trovanje hranom.
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greeneyes wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:02
Sheval wrote: 01 May 2020, 01:52 Danas nesto iz zafrkancije mjerili na poslu...kaze metar, raspon ruka 217 cm.
Isto klepetan 😝
Valuev mala maca za tebe :D.
Cek sa proguglam
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Kad nešto zaserem pa se želim kaznit, onda kosim travu poslije kiše.
Klanjam džematile po parkovima.
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A jok...ovo je bas gorostas...2,13 visok, 150 kg
...ako je vjerovati Wikipediji
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Sheval wrote: 01 May 2020, 01:52 Danas nesto iz zafrkancije mjerili na poslu...kaze metar, raspon ruka 217 cm.
Isto klepetan 😝
veci od mog ocm
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Hannibal wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:12
Sheval wrote: 01 May 2020, 01:52 Danas nesto iz zafrkancije mjerili na poslu...kaze metar, raspon ruka 217 cm.
Isto klepetan 😝
veci od mog ocm
Aj izmjeri svega ti.
Imam preduge ruke, ali me ovaj podatak poprilicno iznenadio.
I mjerili par puta. 217 cm
Ko soko sinji, samo sto ne poletim
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Sheval wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:14
Hannibal wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:12

veci od mog ocm
Aj izmjeri svega ti.
Imam preduge ruke, ali me ovaj podatak poprilicno iznenadio.
I mjerili par puta. 217 cm
Ko soko sinji, samo sto ne poletim
207 meni, mjerio sam ranije
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zajebo kavaja lenarda ocm
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Sheval wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:14
Hannibal wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:12

veci od mog ocm
Aj izmjeri svega ti.
Imam preduge ruke, ali me ovaj podatak poprilicno iznenadio.
I mjerili par puta. 217 cm
Ko soko sinji, samo sto ne poletim
Malo je to preCerano,
Uslikaj, razvuci metar.
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Hannibal wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:14
Sheval wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:14

Aj izmjeri svega ti.
Imam preduge ruke, ali me ovaj podatak poprilicno iznenadio.
I mjerili par puta. 217 cm
Ko soko sinji, samo sto ne poletim
207 meni, mjerio sam ranije
E svasta.
Koliko si visok ono?
Preko 2m?
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Mjerili sa onim laserskim metrom...
Fulali su u oni u 10 centi sigurno
Mozda nije bazdaren :D.
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Sheval wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:21 Mjerili sa onim laserskim metrom...
Fulali su u oni u 10 centi sigurno
Mozda nije bazdaren :D.
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Kolko si ono visok?
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Fuddo wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:24
Sheval wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:21 Mjerili sa onim laserskim metrom...
Fulali su u oni u 10 centi sigurno
Mozda nije bazdaren :D.
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Kolko si ono visok?
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Ma nemre onda tolko buraz, zajebali su nesta.

Jedino, ako se nisi Chernobila nedje napuho kad si bio mal.
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Ma sigurno su mjerili do zida pored.
Laserski metar...pa mozda produzio 😝
E, sutra cu u podrum.
Pa da izmjerim krila
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Fuddo wrote: 01 May 2020, 02:00 Meni u auto neS da si jos tolka.
Bas bi te pitala :D.
Svađanje s budalom je poput hrvanja u blatu sa svinjom. Nakon sat vremena skužiš da svinja uživa.
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