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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

Post by Nora Ibsenova » 12 May 2020, 00:21

Mukelefa wrote: 12 May 2020, 00:20 Noro sredi ga na vrijeme.
Ne da se, đubro filozofski. :D.
Muškarci u najboljim godinama trebaju imati nekog koga će ludo voljeti. Evo naprimjer, mene.
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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

Post by MunDzi » 12 May 2020, 00:24

Nora Ibsenova wrote: 12 May 2020, 00:21
Mukelefa wrote: 12 May 2020, 00:20 Noro sredi ga na vrijeme.
Ne da se, đubro filozofski. :D.
Takvi su najmeksi.
Samo se dzaba kofrce. :D.
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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

Post by arzuhal » 12 May 2020, 00:26

Mukelefa wrote: 12 May 2020, 00:24
Nora Ibsenova wrote: 12 May 2020, 00:21

Ne da se, đubro filozofski. :D.
Takvi su najmeksi.
Samo se dzaba kofrce. :D.
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Post by Fuddo » 12 May 2020, 00:26

arzuhal wrote: 12 May 2020, 00:12 Fudo se okrenuo Titu, ustašama, dekolteima i to, a ko šiša Iskru i čitav džemat, to je zadnja rupa na svirali, ono kad baš sve zamre, pa haj... I onda drugi krivi...

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Fuddo wrote: 12 May 2020, 00:26
arzuhal wrote: 12 May 2020, 00:12 Fudo se okrenuo Titu, ustašama, dekolteima i to, a ko šiša Iskru i čitav džemat, to je zadnja rupa na svirali, ono kad baš sve zamre, pa haj... I onda drugi krivi...

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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

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Fudo koji inace lijeze u 20:30, ceka sehur da popise postace

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Maja wrote: 12 May 2020, 00:30 Fudo koji inace lijeze u 20:30, ceka sehur da popise postace

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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

Post by Hannibal » 12 May 2020, 00:34

i mi smo tako. sjecam se kad sam trebo zagradu pisat bilo mi mrsko pa mi tetka to odradila. nikad je nisam naucio pisat
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Post by Fuddo » 12 May 2020, 00:36

Maja wrote: 12 May 2020, 00:30 Fudo koji inace lijeze u 20:30, ceka sehur da popise postace

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Post by Maja » 12 May 2020, 00:37

Radikalni Arzo

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Post by MunDzi » 12 May 2020, 00:41

Ja podjoh reci kako su slatki majmuncici, a vidi sad ovog radikalnog.
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Maja wrote: 12 May 2020, 00:37 Radikalni Arzo

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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

Post by arzuhal » 12 May 2020, 00:44

ono kad me Nora dotjeruje za Bajram

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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

Post by carobnjak N » 12 May 2020, 00:44

ja sam uvijek mislio da su oni pobožni Jevreji neka jako ozbiljna raja i onda neđe naletim na predavanje sarajevskog rabina
Eliezera o tome da li je Bog duhovit u Tori . I onda lik napravi stand up komediju tumačenjem (htjedoh reći sure) o Junusu kao najlijenjem
poslaniku ikada i načinu na koji je Bog tjerao šegu s njim.
niko te ne može spasiti osim tebe (Bukovski)
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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

Post by Maja » 12 May 2020, 00:45

Jos samo ovo.
Carobnjak N kad ga Iskra pita hoce li nam on zanijetiti.
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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

Post by Fuddo » 12 May 2020, 00:47

Da smirimo malo tenzije sa ovim son of tarzan gifovima,

Hajmo za mnom, ponavljaJ

ALLAHU LA-ILAHE ILLA-HU, EL-HAJJUL-KAJUM.

LA TE'HUZUHU SINETUN VE-LA NEVM.

LEHU MA FISSEMAVATI VE MA FIL-ERD.

MEN ZELLEZI JEŠFE-U INDEHU ILLA BI IZNIH.

J'ALEMU MA BEJNE EJDIHIM VE MA HELFEHUM.

VE LA JUHITUNE BI ŠEJ-IN MIN ILMIHI ILLA BI-MA ŠAE.

VESIA KURSIJJU-HUSSEMAVATI VE-ERD,

VE-LA JE-UDUHU HIF-ZUHUMA,

VE HUVEL-ALIJJUL-AZIM.


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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

Post by MunDzi » 12 May 2020, 00:49

Vidi Tite sto ga veze na muslimanski. :sok
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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

Post by arzuhal » 12 May 2020, 00:52

Mukelefa wrote: 12 May 2020, 00:49 Vidi Tite sto ga veze na muslimanski. :sok
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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

Post by Fuddo » 12 May 2020, 00:54

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Ev
Naso sam nam
Sacu svima po jedan uzet
Tri dolara na amazonu.
Necete vi meni svakakvi u dzemat ulazit.
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Re: Merhaba naš mubareć Ramazan

Post by Maja » 12 May 2020, 00:56

Cuj. Tako zgodan muskarac pa da kosta 3 dolara.
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