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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Zana » 13 May 2020, 16:11

Odo ja leć. Probudite me za sat i po :spavanje
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Lanci » 13 May 2020, 16:11

:mah

Imal sta novo? :oo
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Duminjo » 13 May 2020, 16:38

Lanci wrote: 13 May 2020, 16:11 :mah

Imal sta novo? :oo
Oluja pred tišinu 😂
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Post by Melek » 13 May 2020, 17:06

Nije moguće da još niko sa foruma nije fasovo coronu..
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Post by toxic » 13 May 2020, 17:22

Sad od almira mislim tokmak i cudim se postu :lupa
tako nekidan od yenne mislila da je divlja
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Post by medvjed23 » 13 May 2020, 17:30

skupe breskve
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Post by Mrachno » 13 May 2020, 17:31

pošto su lubenice
Ako ti nešto dušu tišti, napusti to.
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Beni » 13 May 2020, 17:33

Mrachno wrote: 13 May 2020, 17:31 pošto su lubenice
meni sad pobjegla jedna lubenica :lupa
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Grom » 13 May 2020, 17:33

toxic wrote: 13 May 2020, 17:22 Sad od almira mislim tokmak i cudim se postu :lupa
Kako sad ovo da shvatim?
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Post by medvjed23 » 13 May 2020, 17:35

Mrachno wrote: 13 May 2020, 17:31 pošto su lubenice
nosi..

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Post by toxic » 13 May 2020, 17:37

almir90 wrote: 13 May 2020, 17:33 Kako sad ovo da shvatim?
Da promenis avatar :ble
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by MunDzi » 13 May 2020, 17:42

Zaustavim kola pred jednu piljaru iskljucivo jer sam vidjela imaju ispred piljare i stol sa cvijecem.
Uzmem cvijece i na kasu unutra da platim.
Kako udjoh, pored kase zamirisale jagode, ali bas kako i mirisu prave jagode.
Sva sretna uzmem i njih.
Dodjem kuci, operem ih i sva sretna nakon pranja primaknem zdjelicu s njima ka nosu.
Nemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mirisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :sok

Da li je moguce da ih sprejisu kojekakvim mirisima?
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Post by toxic » 13 May 2020, 17:43

Sad idi nazad da ti daju i parfem za jagode :D.
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Lanci » 13 May 2020, 17:46

Duminjo wrote: 13 May 2020, 16:38
Lanci wrote: 13 May 2020, 16:11 :mah

Imal sta novo? :oo
Oluja pred tišinu 😂
Tonemo bas :ooo
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Post by Lanci » 13 May 2020, 17:49

MunDzi wrote: 13 May 2020, 17:42 Zaustavim kola pred jednu piljaru iskljucivo jer sam vidjela imaju ispred piljare i stol sa cvijecem.
Uzmem cvijece i na kasu unutra da platim.
Kako udjoh, pored kase zamirisale jagode, ali bas kako i mirisu prave jagode.
Sva sretna uzmem i njih.
Dodjem kuci, operem ih i sva sretna nakon pranja primaknem zdjelicu s njima ka nosu.
Nemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mirisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :sok

Da li je moguce da ih sprejisu kojekakvim mirisima?

Pa nego sta,kako bi onda privukli kupce uopste :oo
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by MunDzi » 13 May 2020, 18:00

Lanci wrote: 13 May 2020, 17:49
Pa nego sta,kako bi onda privukli kupce uopste :oo
Ma znam da to rade npr u samoposlugama u sekcijama gdje se peku peciva i hljebovi na licu mjesta.
Ispuste i umjetne mirise, tako da je tesko odoliti kad tuda prodjes.
Za taj trik sam znala.
Kad kupujem jagode u samoposluzi ( a uglavnom sve i kupujem po samoposlugama - jednom posjetom sve zivo) i kad ih pomirisem kao da sam kamen pomirisala.
I ukusom ne lice na jagode.

U piljari nisam bila100 godina.
Ovo se zaista slucajno desilo da sam stala pred malu, privatnu, lokalnu piljaricu.
Mislila sam da se mali lokalni piljari ne sluze tim trikovima.
Pa kako ce privuci lazima?
Pazi, daleko skuplje nego samoposluga.
OK kako je lijepo mirisalo, nije problem.
Ali kad me zeznes jednom tako, hocu li ikad vise tu kupiti te iste jagode?
Naravno da necu.
Valjda bi trebali i ostali tako da razmisljaju.
Zato mi i nisu jasni.
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Hannibal » 13 May 2020, 18:01

MrH wrote: 13 May 2020, 13:02Po'ne Bgm
jel se sad ustaje
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by MrH » 13 May 2020, 18:02

Hannibal wrote: 13 May 2020, 18:01
MrH wrote: 13 May 2020, 13:02Po'ne Bgm
jel se sad ustaje
Mislio sam na namaz :cudi
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Zana » 13 May 2020, 18:07

Pih, niko me ne probudi :auf
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Pasaga » 13 May 2020, 18:14

Zannalee wrote: 13 May 2020, 18:07 Pih, niko me ne probudi :auf


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