Haj'mo lagat'

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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by storm » 16 Sep 2015, 07:32

vila wrote:
rethna wrote:Vila je mlada... :oo :valja
Mucki provokator :ooo
O ovom cemo porazgovarati u jesen 2017
Zaokružuješ :obrve?


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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by vila » 16 Sep 2015, 07:39

storm wrote:
vila wrote:
rethna wrote:Vila je mlada... :oo :valja
Mucki provokator :ooo
O ovom cemo porazgovarati u jesen 2017
Zaokružuješ :obrve?


:valja
Jok :jok
Nego cu se tek tada opet obratiti provokatoru :ooo
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by rethna » 16 Sep 2015, 13:17

Sada znaci svake druge godine.Dodao sam razgovor u "events 2017" :ooo Najtuznije je sto cu se morati zadovoljiti jednim poljubcem za dvije godine.Moze jedan za oprostaj? :ideja :oo
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by Maja » 01 Jun 2019, 22:11

Gledam ligu prvaka.
Kakav dupli pas izmedju Kejna i Firminja :klanja
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by medvjed23 » 01 Jun 2019, 22:23

i ja isto.. del piero probacio maldiniju loptu kroz noge.. kaže hana hadžinešta da će maldiniju sašiti dimije..
too dark for finding my ground.. and trees.. shiver and sway..
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by Maja » 01 Jun 2019, 22:36

A jesi li vidio u 63. minuti kad je Sevcenko predriblao Inzagija. Kako mu se Batistuta samo smijao...
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by medvjed23 » 01 Jun 2019, 22:42

hajd dobro, batistuta se samo malo osmijehno, al ono đubre zidan umro od smijeha.. kesla se i udara totija po ramenu, kaže: vidi toti, vidi, ševčensko inzagija poslo po ćevape..
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by Podrinjac » 01 Jun 2019, 23:14

Ne znam lagat.
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by Maja » 26 May 2020, 17:10

Prevari me pa zaspah u dnevnom. Kroz san osjetim neko mi dira ledja. Probudim se kad me Ramiz Salkic masira rakijom i pjeva, a meni se pije samo limunada, jede cokolada, negdje izvan grada. Onda obali prst pa ga stavi sebi na guzu uz ispustanje zvuka ccccc. Ko biva tako je vreo.
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by ElTriconi » 26 May 2020, 17:16

Ja sam ti u šipu des godina radio, valjo nema kome nisam. I eto jamijem des metara drva za na u vikendicu i ispadnem najgori. Oni kojima sam najvise valjo najvise me optuzise 🙈
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by Melek » 26 May 2020, 22:15

Gledam jel' ko za Ramazan pis'o stagod ovdje :oklagija
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by Nora Ibsenova » 26 May 2020, 22:16

Nevina sam.
Muškarci u najboljim godinama trebaju imati nekog koga će ludo voljeti. Evo naprimjer, mene.
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by Melek » 26 May 2020, 23:29

Ja sam Fetic Sanel.
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by dadojović » 26 May 2020, 23:47

Barun Munchhausen bi bio ponosan kada bi vidio ovu temu.
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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by Maja » 26 May 2020, 23:53

Melek wrote: 26 May 2020, 23:29 Ja sam Fetic Sanel.
Ovo ti je za teme Ovo niste znali o meni.
Cek, nije ni za te jer smo znali :hm

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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by Melek » 26 May 2020, 23:54

Maja wrote: 26 May 2020, 23:53
Melek wrote: 26 May 2020, 23:29 Ja sam Fetic Sanel.
Ovo ti je za teme Ovo niste znali o meni.
Cek, nije ni za te jer smo znali :hm

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Re: Haj'mo lagat'

Post by greeneyes » 26 May 2020, 23:55

Zbijelim corapima
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