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Duminjo wrote: 28 May 2020, 21:41 Kolko imate kila?
66, 200 (digitalna kurva :o )
Do ljeta se nadam 64.
A ljeto samo sto nije zakucalo :grana
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Zagorka wrote: 28 May 2020, 22:00
Melek wrote: 28 May 2020, 21:45 Brijete li intimne dijelove?
Brt otvaro si temu s ovim pitanjem. Haman si lagano opsjednut jel čupavo, nije li čupavo.
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Duži ili deblji?
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Mores li?
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Štae to?
Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"
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Zannalee wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:05Štae to?
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Fuddo wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:06
Zannalee wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:05Štae to?
Pa pise bona

Vidim al ne kontam
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Zannalee wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:07
Fuddo wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:06

Pa pise bona

Vidim al ne kontam
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Pa ako mores vako ruke preko guzova,
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A i ledja me ufatila dok sam pokusavo
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Jebom im tiktok mater na sta me nagovorise
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greeneyes wrote: 28 May 2020, 22:01 Da, ali jedno je sigurno-udaranje zene nikad nije lose
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sacu i ja probat
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Haj sine hani pa mi javi mores li,
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Fuddo wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:08
Zannalee wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:07


Vidim al ne kontam
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Pa ako mores vako ruke preko guzova,
Ravne ti guzice
Ja ne mogu
Guzovi mi ko u dzenifer lopez bublasti
Ne treba mi tik tok da to znam :pusi
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cekaj udje mi babo u sobu
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Hannibal wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:11 cekaj udje mi babo u sobu

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Zannalee wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:11
Fuddo wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:08

Pa ako mores vako ruke preko guzova,
Ravne ti guzice
Ja ne mogu
Guzovi mi ko u dzenifer lopez bublasti
Ne treba mi tik tok da to znam :pusi
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Ybt, ne mogu ni ja :sok kratke ruke, bezbeli :place
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ja sad probo, uletila mi mama u sobu, samo se okrenula i izasla, nije nista pitala
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Sido, rodila si idiota :D.
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