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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Taare » 21 Jul 2020, 21:42

0 sati.

Koliko često zoveš na kafu i kad sam ja na redu? :ccc
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by damir5 » 21 Jul 2020, 21:55

svakodnevno. nisi nikad.


jel kod tebe vazi ona, nikad ne reci nikad?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Čarobni » 21 Jul 2020, 22:28

Važi, uglavnom.

Kol'ko si puta pregazio to "nikad"? :ovaj

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Lanci » 21 Jul 2020, 22:37

Bez broj puta.


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Masamune » 21 Jul 2020, 22:45

Bezbroj puta na treću :D.

Je li teško ustaješ ujutru?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Lanci » 21 Jul 2020, 22:50

Pa ako odem ranije na spavanje,onda ne sve zavisi kako se naspavam :)


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Masamune » 21 Jul 2020, 22:58

Pristavim kafu, pa umivanje i ostalo.

Šta je za tebe muževnost? :oo

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Lanci » 21 Jul 2020, 23:04

Kad se snazli u kuhinji bolje od zene :plavi


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Čarobni » 21 Jul 2020, 23:27

Kad se fino uklopi među ostale 3 žene.

Koliko žena bi smio oženiti tvoj muž? :ovaj

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Mutevelija » 21 Jul 2020, 23:29

Nemam muža

Koliko cura čovjek bi trebao imati i žena da li je ok jedno 10?
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Lanci » 21 Jul 2020, 23:31

Samo ovu koju je ozenio :cudi

Edit...ma malo je to mute :oo


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Čarobni » 21 Jul 2020, 23:35

Ne nosim ga oko kuće, samo kad idem gdje dalje.

Kad bih naš'o tvoj novčanik, dal' bih te mog'o prepoznat' na osnovu slike sa lične karte?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Lanci » 21 Jul 2020, 23:37

Nebih sigurno :oo jer licnu ne nosim nikada u novcaniku :rumenko


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Barba » 22 Jul 2020, 00:05

Imam ukupno jednu mačku :pusi


A da pređemo na "ti"?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Vrag » 22 Jul 2020, 21:46

Ne

Koliko puta si pao sa bicikla?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Digla_da_kreci » 22 Jul 2020, 21:58

Vise puta, a jednom sam se bas razbila gdje sam zgulila ruke i koljena, sjedila tako i plakala od muke. :D.

Da li bi ti bilo tesko donijeti odluku da ti se sad ponudi ostvarenje samo jedne zelje?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Vrag » 22 Jul 2020, 22:02

Da

Koji bi sebicnu zelju ostvarila?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Digla_da_kreci » 22 Jul 2020, 22:05

Ne znam.

Jesi ikad bio na operaciji?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Vrag » 22 Jul 2020, 22:09

Nisam

Je li imas cimericu?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Digla_da_kreci » 22 Jul 2020, 22:12

Nemam.

Zivis li sam?

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