Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by ElTriconi » 27 Jul 2020, 20:42

My friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.

I know he means well.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by gospođa Brams » 28 Jul 2020, 09:10

Telefonski razgovor s dragim, objasnjavala mu paljenje masine :ooo
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by HAVANA » 28 Jul 2020, 09:14

Auuu,to je zajebano.Ja jos nisam naucio.
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Post by gospođa Brams » 28 Jul 2020, 09:20

Vidjet cu popodne sta ce izac iz masine
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by nida » 28 Jul 2020, 12:49

Starija teta na semaforu. Pa jedno 60+ sa majicom na kojoj pise “Bride squad” 🙈😂
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Post by greeneyes » 28 Jul 2020, 12:50

O yebenti kosmodisk
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Čupava » 28 Jul 2020, 13:30

:D. :D.

U Americi..Lopov, ali ne kao drugi ..ukrao auto, a beba bila u njemu..vrati bebu roditeljima, još ih i nagrdio što bebu ostavili samu u autu....i vratio se nazad u ukradeno auto i otišao...:D.




Dobro da je bebu vratio...
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 29 Jul 2020, 00:15

Stao s drugovima na parkingu da bacimo jos koju suplju i nageli se na moje auto i tako supljiramo mi, kad prema nama ide lik s djevojkom, haj kontam zna nekog od nas. Kad kaze, e momci moze l' malo da udjem u auto. I haj mi se odmaknuli, a on je u tom pritisnuo dugme da otkljuca auto. Kad ono zapisCa auto dva mjesta pored nas :D. I tako se svi odvalimo smijati i jos on veli, ybt mog'o sam vas jos napasti sto mi se naginjete na auto :D.
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Post by medvjed23 » 29 Jul 2020, 10:57

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Zana » 29 Jul 2020, 17:21



Nisam čak sigurna da je smješno :grana
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by insomnia » 30 Jul 2020, 12:48

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Tato, kad te ono klao Tuta Bugarin?
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Krokodil Behko » 30 Jul 2020, 14:21

insomnia wrote: 30 Jul 2020, 12:48 Image
Tato, kad te ono klao Tuta Bugarin?

Šta reći?
Ali stvarno, ti mediji su ogledalo naroda. Ne bi ovi to pisali da narod ne čita i ne vjeruje.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by insomnia » 30 Jul 2020, 20:45

Znaci bukvalno svaka recenica od pocetka do kraja 😂
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 30 Jul 2020, 21:32

Na 2:30 :D.


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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 31 Jul 2020, 01:41

Stvarno ne volim kad neko psuje al ovo me tako iznenadilo da sam se glasno nasmijala.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 31 Jul 2020, 13:10

greeneyes wrote: 30 Jul 2020, 21:32 Na 2:30 :D.



"Parkiraj vozilo na parking"
"Bas?"

:D.

A prije toga im zahvaljuje.
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Post by greeneyes » 31 Jul 2020, 13:49

Sta kaze "ma niste trebali" :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Heidi » 31 Jul 2020, 18:09

Nove hrvatske rijeci

Smećnjak – kontejner

Raskružje – kružni tok

Svemrežje – internet

Istinomjer – poligraf

Sučelište – talk-show

Zapozorje – backstage

Bilješkinja – javna bilježnica

Vrtolet, zrakomlat – helikopter

Velezgoditnjak, glavnjak – jackpot

Dodirnik – touch-screen

Zatipak – tipfeler

Osjećajnik – emotikon

Očvrsje – hardware

Nekapnica – zaštita za bocu od kapanja

Oznak – brend

Oznakovljenje – brendiranje

Ponovak – repriza

Bocar – sakupljač boca

Rječarenje – rafting

Kliznica – slajd

Daroteka – gift shop

Rasprodajnica – outlet

Udna tuljica – kondom

Ženska mijena – menopauza

Bludoslikopis – pornić

Dvokriška – sendvič

Brzogriz – fast food

Naplatnica – naplatna kućica

Opuštaonica – wellness

Kostolom – fraktura

Proširnica – stent

Istovrijednik – ekvivalent

Spolnik – penis

Srčana steznica – angina pektoris

Ispraznica – floskula

Razornica – bomba
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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