Polovina žena u torbici nosi rezervne gaćice

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Re: Polovina žena u torbici nosi rezervne gaćice

Post by MunDzi » 13 Oct 2020, 02:25

Nora Ibsenova wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:23
Merlin246 wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:21

Pa pametno bome.. Ja jednom nisam ponijela cetkicu svoju pa sam ujutro zube prala prstom i njegovim kaladontom :lupa E reko nes vise i od tada uvijek nosim cetkicu za zube pa i na posao :D.
Ja imam onu travel size četkicu i pastu, pa uvijek imam u torbi.

Zato ja ustvari i nemam torbice, nego ruske, dok spakujem sve što mi treba "za svaki slučaj" :D.
Mi zene smo budale.
Nosimo u tasnurinama sve od igle do lokomotive.

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Re: Polovina žena u torbici nosi rezervne gaćice

Post by Merlin246 » 13 Oct 2020, 02:26

Fuddo wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:23
Merlin246 wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:18

Pa nije bas da volim al puno mi se svidja :rozi
Meni treba malo vise vremena da zavolim nekoga bas..
Jel to onaj tarkan?
Ma nije, ovaj je nas :rozi

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Re: Polovina žena u torbici nosi rezervne gaćice

Post by Fuddo » 13 Oct 2020, 02:27

Merlin246 wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:26
Fuddo wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:23

Jel to onaj tarkan?
Ma nije, ovaj je nas :rozi
Cuvaj to ko oci u glavi
Vidis kaka je kriza za dikove
Ode sve helac
Dozvolite da se obratimo

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Post by Merlin246 » 13 Oct 2020, 02:28

MunDzi wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:25
Nora Ibsenova wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:23

Ja imam onu travel size četkicu i pastu, pa uvijek imam u torbi.

Zato ja ustvari i nemam torbice, nego ruske, dok spakujem sve što mi treba "za svaki slučaj" :D.
Mi zene smo budale.
Nosimo u tasnurinama sve od igle do lokomotive.
Ja u svojoj ponesem i lak za kosu uvijek da imam ako me tko napadne da se mogu obraniti :D.
Pola torbe mi zauzme al osjecam se sigurnije s njim :cool

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Post by Merlin246 » 13 Oct 2020, 02:32

Nosila sam kuhinjski noz kad sam pocela sama da zivim u ovom kvartu.. Al onda mi je kolega objasnio koliko je to preopasno i da bi mene mogao netko jedino s tim da prikolje i od tada vise ne nosim :D.
Sad sam presla na lak za kosu :valja
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Re: Polovina žena u torbici nosi rezervne gaćice

Post by Fuddo » 13 Oct 2020, 02:35

Merlin246 wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:32 Nosila sam kuhinjski noz kad sam pocela sama da zivim u ovom kvartu.. Al onda sam mi je kolega objasnio koliko je to preopasno i da bi mene mogao netko jedino s tim da prikolje i od tada vise ne nosim :D.
Sad sam presla na lak za kosu :valja
Sestro, sikiricu za pas i ne boj se.
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Post by Merlin246 » 13 Oct 2020, 02:41

Vi muskarci nikad necete znati koliko je taj strah da te netko napadne ruzan i koliko ti remeti mir i zivot i zabavu i sve nekada. Vi mozete hodati kud hocete i kako hocete :ok

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Re: Polovina žena u torbici nosi rezervne gaćice

Post by Nora Ibsenova » 13 Oct 2020, 02:47

I boga ti, šta ćeš s lakom za kosu?
Muškarci u najboljim godinama trebaju imati nekog koga će ludo voljeti. Evo naprimjer, mene.

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Re: Polovina žena u torbici nosi rezervne gaćice

Post by spacebound » 13 Oct 2020, 07:11

MunDzi wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:25
Nora Ibsenova wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:23

Ja imam onu travel size četkicu i pastu, pa uvijek imam u torbi.

Zato ja ustvari i nemam torbice, nego ruske, dok spakujem sve što mi treba "za svaki slučaj" :D.
Mi zene smo budale.
Nosimo u tasnurinama sve od igle do lokomotive.
Pricaj u svoje ime :o
Ja u torbi nosim samo novcanik, kljuceve, telefon i dokumente.
Kakve gace i ostale gluposti :sunja
Ako idem negdje i znam da mi treba jos nesto tad cu to nesto stavit u torbu, a onako svakodnevno da prtim 5 kila, jer ce mi mozda nekad nesto od toga zatrebat nisam vala luda :cudi
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Re: Polovina žena u torbici nosi rezervne gaćice

Post by Masamune » 13 Oct 2020, 07:47

Nema ništa jače nego kad žena uzme nešto što meni treba i stavi u torbu... pa to kasnije ni Bog ne može naći.
Pa onda kaže pa stavila sam tu je i rovi 10 minuta po torbi i ne može da nađe... vaše torbe su majke mi kao crne rupe. Što uđe u istu to više nećeš naći dok sve ne istreseš iz iste.
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People struggle with accepting reality primarily because it can be painful, anxiety-inducing, and may challenge their deeply held beliefs, comfort zones, or sense of self. This resistance is a natural psychological response, but it can hinder personal growth and problem-solving. Ultimately, while rejecting reality can offer temporary relief, accepting things as they are is crucial for processing emotions, personal growth, and making effective, realistic choices to move forward.

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Post by Hurija » 13 Oct 2020, 07:47

O cemu se radi ,da se nebi mozda pregledao i sadržaj torbica 🌝


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Post by Julia-Klara » 13 Oct 2020, 07:48

Nora Ibsenova wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:47 I boga ti, šta ćeš s lakom za kosu?
Isto i dezodorans ili peperspray ;)
Za peperspray moras imati dozvolu (jer je oruzje) a isti efekat prizvede deo ili lak za kosu
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Post by Mocan_Nick » 13 Oct 2020, 07:55

Julia-Klara wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 07:48
Nora Ibsenova wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:47 I boga ti, šta ćeš s lakom za kosu?
Isto i dezodorans ili peperspray ;)
Za peperspray moras imati dozvolu (jer je oruzje) a isti efekat prizvede deo ili lak za kosu
Ne treba dozvola.

Po starom zakonu ga morala samo priaviti u MUP da ga imas, po novom ni to ne treba

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Post by Julia-Klara » 13 Oct 2020, 08:00

:ok ne znam kako je sad, ali ako se dobro sjecam, u vrijeme kad sam ja zivjela u Njemackoj, nisi smio imati peperspraj u tasni, te su zbog toga i pronalazili jednostavnije opcije.
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Post by spacebound » 13 Oct 2020, 08:05

MarlboroGold wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 07:47 Nema ništa jače nego kad žena uzme nešto što meni treba i stavi u torbu... pa to kasnije ni Bog ne može naći.
Pa onda kaže pa stavila sam tu je i rovi 10 minuta po torbi i ne može da nađe... vaše torbe su majke mi kao crne rupe. Što uđe u istu to više nećeš naći dok sve ne istreseš iz iste.
Nismo sve iste :rug
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Post by Hurija » 13 Oct 2020, 08:10

Rjec je i gaćicama ,mislim da puno toga ovisi o tome da li zeni treba sprej od toga gdje se i kuda ona kreće i realno kako izgleda
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Post by Beni » 13 Oct 2020, 08:11

Nora Ibsenova wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 02:47 I boga ti, šta ćeš s lakom za kosu?
Prskat mu u oci na daljini od 10cm :valja
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Post by Hurija » 13 Oct 2020, 08:13

STA moze da ucini zena i sa sprejem covjeku od preko 100 kg ,u pravu si Beni ,efektnije je vjezbati neke precizne udarce recimo dole 🌝
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Post by Masamune » 13 Oct 2020, 08:21

Recimo low kick u glavu :oo
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Post by Beni » 13 Oct 2020, 09:12

Hurija wrote: 13 Oct 2020, 08:13 STA moze da ucini zena i sa sprejem covjeku od preko 100 kg ,u pravu si Beni ,efektnije je vjezbati neke precizne udarce recimo dole 🌝
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