Vic do vica

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Beni » 25 Aug 2020, 17:20

Isprico bi vam vic o Alfi, al ne znam hoce li upalit.
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Masamune » 25 Aug 2020, 17:22

Beni wrote: 25 Aug 2020, 17:20 Isprico bi vam vic o Alfi, al ne znam hoce li upalit.
Ovo trebaš poslati Rami :plavi
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Beni » 25 Aug 2020, 17:26

MarlboroGold wrote: 25 Aug 2020, 17:22
Beni wrote: 25 Aug 2020, 17:20 Isprico bi vam vic o Alfi, al ne znam hoce li upalit.
Ovo trebaš poslati Rami :plavi
Nek ovdje procita jebemga corava :mmm
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Fuddo » 25 Aug 2020, 17:32

Beni wrote: 25 Aug 2020, 17:26
MarlboroGold wrote: 25 Aug 2020, 17:22
Ovo trebaš poslati Rami :plavi
Nek ovdje procita jebemga corava :mmm
Pa sto ne kazes da je bio jebemte sisata :D.
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Maja » 25 Aug 2020, 18:22

TAFKAP wrote: 23 Jul 2020, 22:46 Stoji žena ispred ogledala i gleda se, gleda, gleda...
Okrene se prema mužu i kaže:
- Mah... Za bolje i nisi!!!

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Shadow » 25 Aug 2020, 19:22

Sreli se Mujo i Haso u gradu. Haso ostane iznenađen kad ugleda da Mujo nosi naušnice, pa ga pita: 'Mujo, pa od kad ti nosiš naušnice?'

Mujo uzdahne: 'Od kad ih je Fata našla u autu.'
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Remzudin » 02 Oct 2020, 22:32

Bio jedan pusac kod psihologa da prestane pusiti.
Kaze mu psiholog "kad god ti se navali pusti jednu
cigaretu,ti uzmi i poji jednu jabuku"

Pusac " jesil ti benest ? - nemogu ja jesti dnevno 60 jabuka "

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Maja » 03 Oct 2020, 00:45

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Hurija » 05 Oct 2020, 07:38

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Re: Vic do vica

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by KOMESAR » 26 Oct 2020, 15:25

Šeću Mujo i njegov sinčić ulicom,kad ugledaju dva psa kako se pare.
-Babo,što rade ovi psi?
-Vidiš,sine,onom gore je jako loše,pa ga ovaj ispod nosi kući!
A sinčić primijeti:
-j.... ti život! Čim nekome pokušaš pomoći,on ti ga zabije u guzicu!
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by greeneyes » 26 Oct 2020, 23:30

Zeko se nalozio na vidru i bari on nju, bari, ali ne da se vidra pa to ti je. Ali zeko ne odustaje, napada on iz svih raspolozivih sredstava, drzi, ne daj, tamo, vamo i na kraju vidra popusti i drmne ti nju zeko. I sutradan se oni sretnu u sumi i kaze njoj zeko-dje si tidro, a vidra ce njemu pa nisam ja tidra, ja sam vidra. A ka'e zeko-ne persiram one koje samo yebem :ćitire
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by greeneyes » 27 Oct 2020, 20:17

kae Haso ostario, 42 godine, a jos se nije ozenio. I kako to uvijek biva roditelji ne posustaju, navalili zeni se, ostaces sam, tamo vamo i bogami Haso nadje naku hanumu, al' starija od njega 25 godina. Roditeljima i nije pravo, ybg mlada im vrsnjakinja, al' stas sad, tako je kako je. I sad kako obicaj nalaze Haso ti mladu u narucje i preko praga, a unutra ga otac doceka i govori mu-e moj Haso, da je srece sad bi je iznosio.. :D.
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by KOMESAR » 27 Oct 2020, 21:36

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Fuddo » 27 Oct 2020, 21:44

Dolazi crnogorac s posla, zatice Muju kako mu jebe zenu. Onako ljut, sjeban, skoci da uhvati Muju, i zgrabi ga za hargiju, al kako je bio vlazan, isklizne mu i jomu ga nabra.
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by greeneyes » 27 Oct 2020, 22:04

Pisa coek uz kucu i izadje vlasnik kuce i ka'e mu-alo ba, sto pisas uz moju kucu?! a pisonja ga pogleda i ka'e-pa sto si je napravio uz moj qrac :haha
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Re: Vic do vica

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Re: Vic do vica

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Pasaga » 01 Nov 2020, 07:55

legenda si .. :apl
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Vrag » 03 Nov 2020, 00:52

KOMESAR wrote: 27 Oct 2020, 21:36 122952349_405402214180798_2435308921014762500_n.jpg
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