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by Nora Ibsenova » 07 Dec 2020, 20:53
Merlin246 wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 20:46
Nora Ibsenova wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 19:48
Moram sad mami dati injekciju
Kad ubijem ženu.
I kako prodje??
Ma dobro je, kaže mama, imam lahku ruku
Malo mi je bilo mučno u stomaku, prije neg' što sam je Zbola iglom

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by Nora Ibsenova » 07 Dec 2020, 20:54
Duminjo wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 20:53
Hajd sta te briga noro, neš morat efendiju placat
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Muškarci u najboljim godinama trebaju imati nekog koga će ludo voljeti. Evo naprimjer, mene.
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by Duminjo » 07 Dec 2020, 20:55
Jarane nije smijesno.. Danas skuplji hodza od doktora
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by Mister No » 07 Dec 2020, 21:03
Merlin246 wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 20:53
Koliko mi se svidja ovaj Arap ne mogu da vjerujem koliko sam se zaljubila

Ovo je prvi muskarac u mom zivotu koji se pojavio s kojim mogu zamisliti da zivim
Ima tako mirnu, muzevnu i toplu energiju

Umirujuce skroz djeluje
Ti ne odustajes od taksirata.
Ako si već zapela da muslimana safatas eno ti Ruma, Grina, Trice....
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by Merlin246 » 07 Dec 2020, 21:09
Mister No wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 21:03
Merlin246 wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 20:53
Koliko mi se svidja ovaj Arap ne mogu da vjerujem koliko sam se zaljubila

Ovo je prvi muskarac u mom zivotu koji se pojavio s kojim mogu zamisliti da zivim
Ima tako mirnu, muzevnu i toplu energiju

Umirujuce skroz djeluje
Ti ne odustajes od taksirata.
Ako si već zapela da muslimana safatas eno ti Ruma, Grina, Trice....
Ja inace bih najvise voljela da je on Hrvat i Krscanin al jbg tako se potrefilo

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by greeneyes » 07 Dec 2020, 21:13
Mali ce mi se zvati Ali Ahmed

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by greeneyes » 07 Dec 2020, 21:14
Ima l' neka forumasica da mi je voljna roditi Ali Ahmeda

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by prog321 » 07 Dec 2020, 21:16
Brat mumin nek dere.
Kome krivo nek popije pivo

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by Mister No » 07 Dec 2020, 21:16
greeneyes wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 21:13
Mali ce mi se zvati Ali Ahmed
Ali Ahmad El Merlini.
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by greeneyes » 07 Dec 2020, 21:18
Mister No wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 21:16
greeneyes wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 21:13
Mali ce mi se zvati Ali Ahmed
Ali Ahmad El Merlini.
Ma ja ba, mislice da je Arap, ima da poHvali po balkana i svabije. Ljubi ga babo

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by Belay Queen » 07 Dec 2020, 21:20
greeneyes wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 21:14
Ima l' neka forumasica da mi je voljna roditi Ali Ahmeda
kaze Zanki da bi ona mogla razmislit,pa ti vid' sad sta's

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by greeneyes » 07 Dec 2020, 21:21
Belay Queen wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 21:20
greeneyes wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 21:14
Ima l' neka forumasica da mi je voljna roditi Ali Ahmeda
kaze Zanki da bi ona mogla razmislit,pa ti vid' sad sta's
Dje Zanki, da sklopimo ljubavni sporazum

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by greeneyes » 07 Dec 2020, 21:22
Sporazum cvetkovic-macek
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by Belay Queen » 07 Dec 2020, 21:22
greeneyes wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 21:21
Belay Queen wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 21:20
kaze Zanki da bi ona mogla razmislit,pa ti vid' sad sta's
Dje Zanki, da sklopimo ljubavni sporazum
sace ona u birtiju jos malo

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by greeneyes » 07 Dec 2020, 21:24
jedva cekam da Zankica dodje, tanana milena, da pravimo Ali Ahmeda 
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by ElTriconi » 07 Dec 2020, 22:44
Kad nema nista pametnije

A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
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by Zana » 07 Dec 2020, 22:52
Đe ona Nida?
A ja, imam joj broj

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by greeneyes » 07 Dec 2020, 23:11
Zana wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 22:52
Đe ona Nida?
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by Zana » 07 Dec 2020, 23:18
greeneyes wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 23:11
Zana wrote: 07 Dec 2020, 22:52
Đe ona Nida?
A ja, imam joj broj
Tek stigla iz birtije, rasprema se
Bez mene išla?

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