Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)
Tito pjeva čače norise mi ti se kunemo.
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.




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Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
https://bosanski-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=411&start=4820
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)
ČaK Noris nam je nanio više zla, od Sebije.
Samo Čak Noris može sad da nam doda karmu.
Čak Noris je zdraviji od Spinerke.
Čak Noris može da citira duže hadise od Mutevelije.
Čak Noris sve razumije, šta Hercegovci napišu, čak i Vilu razumije.
Čak Noris je amidža Mehmed paše Sokolovića.
Čak Noris ima spomen ploču na Jurinoj kući.
Samo Čak Noris može sad da nam doda karmu.
Čak Noris je zdraviji od Spinerke.
Čak Noris može da citira duže hadise od Mutevelije.
Čak Noris sve razumije, šta Hercegovci napišu, čak i Vilu razumije.
Čak Noris je amidža Mehmed paše Sokolovića.
Čak Noris ima spomen ploču na Jurinoj kući.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)
Chuck Norris je objesio sliku na zvučni zid.
„Ah, die Liebe. Ein grausamer Fehler. Und doch so furchtbar leicht zu entzweien.“
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)
Chuck Norris je bio gradonačelnik duže od Bandića i Bešlića zajedno.
Pogledaj u nebo majko, evo sinova...
Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)
Chuck Norisa je rodila tetka....
Tko je smio njegovu mater taknuti...
Tko je smio njegovu mater taknuti...
Habibti, ya nour el - ain... 

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)
U Međugorju se Chuck Norris ukazao Gospi.
Chuck Norris nije sa Zemlje, Zemlja je sa njega.
Chuck Norris zna kad jede kiki, a kad riki!
Zašto se Bog zove Bog?
- Jer je ime Chuck Norris bilo zauzeto!
Chuck Norris nije sa Zemlje, Zemlja je sa njega.
Chuck Norris zna kad jede kiki, a kad riki!
Zašto se Bog zove Bog?
- Jer je ime Chuck Norris bilo zauzeto!
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)
Ne handrim te ni 2% kao Chuck Norris 

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)
Čak noris je jedini 35+ muškarac koji može zavesti merlin. 

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Najbolja stvar kod psihopate je, što ti se maksimalno posvete.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)
Bome mogla bi se i o Zlatanu napraviti ovakva tema.
Ima negdje Chuck Norris vs Zlatan klip i uporedjuju koje su furke i vicevi bolji
Ima negdje Chuck Norris vs Zlatan klip i uporedjuju koje su furke i vicevi bolji
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)
Čak Noris je rješio zadatak u Merlinovoj pjesmi “One to a hundred multiplied by you”.
Ide junak do junaka, ide Bošnjak do Bošnjaka, Allahu se svom klanjaju i pjesmu pjevaju.
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