Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Mutevelija » 02 Jul 2017, 23:28

Tito pjeva čače norise mi ti se kunemo.
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
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https://bosanski-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=411&start=4820

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 03 Jul 2017, 00:07

ČaK Noris nam je nanio više zla, od Sebije.


Samo Čak Noris može sad da nam doda karmu.


Čak Noris je zdraviji od Spinerke.


Čak Noris može da citira duže hadise od Mutevelije.


Čak Noris sve razumije, šta Hercegovci napišu, čak i Vilu razumije.


Čak Noris je amidža Mehmed paše Sokolovića.


Čak Noris ima spomen ploču na Jurinoj kući.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by uvijek_kontra » 20 Apr 2018, 00:46

Chuck Norris je objesio sliku na zvučni zid.
„Ah, die Liebe. Ein grausamer Fehler. Und doch so furchtbar leicht zu entzweien.“

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Tokmak » 20 Apr 2018, 14:55

Chuck Norris je bio gradonačelnik duže od Bandića i Bešlića zajedno.
Pogledaj u nebo majko, evo sinova...

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by storm » 21 Apr 2018, 06:57

Chuck Norisa je rodila tetka....
Tko je smio njegovu mater taknuti...
Habibti, ya nour el - ain... :srce

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Anestzijaaa » 24 Dec 2020, 09:02

Snimio spot za ezan
Ovaj je grad,mali za nas...

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Odraz » 18 Jan 2021, 03:47

Cak noris razumije zene

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Beni » 18 Jan 2021, 09:35

U Međugorju se Chuck Norris ukazao Gospi.

Chuck Norris nije sa Zemlje, Zemlja je sa njega.

Chuck Norris zna kad jede kiki, a kad riki!

Zašto se Bog zove Bog?
- Jer je ime Chuck Norris bilo zauzeto!
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Maja » 18 Jan 2021, 10:19

Nasi vicevi beni, nasi.
Sto mi izmislimo.

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Beni » 18 Jan 2021, 10:48

Ne handrim te ni 2% kao Chuck Norris :mmm
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Taare » 18 Jan 2021, 12:42

Čak noris je jedini 35+ muškarac koji može zavesti merlin. :(
Svi mi se morete obratit

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Zanki » 11 Jul 2024, 06:35

Odraz wrote: 18 Jan 2021, 03:47 Cak noris razumije zene
:D.
Najbolja stvar kod psihopate je, što ti se maksimalno posvete.

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Masamune » 11 Jul 2024, 08:34

Bome mogla bi se i o Zlatanu napraviti ovakva tema.

Ima negdje Chuck Norris vs Zlatan klip i uporedjuju koje su furke i vicevi bolji

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 11 Jul 2024, 12:11

Chuck Norris je nagovorio Roćka da glasa za Bidena
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Masamune » 11 Jul 2024, 12:57

Krokodil Behko wrote: 11 Jul 2024, 12:11 Chuck Norris je nagovorio Roćka da glasa za Bidena
:D. :D. :D.

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by ironman » 11 Jul 2024, 17:50

:D.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Naseef Mushroom » 12 Jul 2024, 05:30

Čak Noris je rješio zadatak u Merlinovoj pjesmi “One to a hundred multiplied by you”.
Ide junak do junaka, ide Bošnjak do Bošnjaka, Allahu se svom klanjaju i pjesmu pjevaju.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Anestzijaaa » 15 Jul 2024, 20:58

Izbo noz
Ovaj je grad,mali za nas...

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