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Bliži se valentinovo,kako gledate na to?

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Re: Valentinovo

Post by Krokodil Behko » 11 Feb 2021, 21:09

HAVANA wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 18:03 Evo ja zeni kupujem wok pileci, gladna, radila citav dan i jos radi. Odnijecu joj. Pika li se to? Da joj i kolu uzmem? Nije beg cicija.

Uzmi joj kolu u konzervi, to je otmjenije od plastike. A ima i retro pepsi u staklenoj flaši.
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by HAVANA » 11 Feb 2021, 21:10

Gotovo, pojela, dosli kuci.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by insomnia » 11 Feb 2021, 21:59

Ima i kola
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by insomnia » 11 Feb 2021, 21:59

Ovdje imaju i one staklene od litar ko sto su nekad bile
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by HAVANA » 11 Feb 2021, 22:24

insomnia wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 21:59 Ovdje imaju i one staklene od litar ko sto su nekad bile
Svasta ima. :lupa Cokoladica za valentinovo. Image
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by insomnia » 11 Feb 2021, 22:35

😂😂😂😂😂
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by insomnia » 11 Feb 2021, 22:36

Napraviti bombonjeru citavu pa ponijeti u firmu
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by greeneyes » 11 Feb 2021, 22:41

Koji par sretnem u gradu pocastit cu ih pecom u glavu
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by Mutevelija » 11 Feb 2021, 22:43

greeneyes wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 22:41 Koji par sretnem u gradu pocastit cu ih pecom u glavu
Da ti posaljem praćku :D. :D.
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by greeneyes » 11 Feb 2021, 22:45

Mutevelija wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 22:43
greeneyes wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 22:41 Koji par sretnem u gradu pocastit cu ih pecom u glavu
Da ti posaljem praćku :D. :D.
Iskruzit cu grlo od flase, nabacit prst od hirurske rukavice i natrpat pune dzepove kukuruza
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by Mutevelija » 11 Feb 2021, 22:47

greeneyes wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 22:45
Mutevelija wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 22:43

Da ti posaljem praćku :D. :D.
Iskruzit cu grlo od flase, nabacit prst od hirurske rukavice i natrpat pune dzepove kukuruza
E to brte moze i onaj buzir umjesto od flase grla ima kod triconje onih rebrastih buzira sto idu kablovi kroz njih elektricni.
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Ja sam juče bio takav
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by greeneyes » 11 Feb 2021, 22:48

Ma bolje grlo. Poznavajuci Triconju on bi taj komadic naplatio cenera
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by Fuddo » 11 Feb 2021, 22:55

HAVANA wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 22:24
insomnia wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 21:59 Ovdje imaju i one staklene od litar ko sto su nekad bile
Svasta ima. :lupa Cokoladica za valentinovo. Image
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Stajeovo grobtejebo
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by insomnia » 11 Feb 2021, 23:32

Izliju ti ljudi kalup po cajnom koluticu i onda prave cokoladu po kalupu. Mores takodje dobiti verziju u staklu, bronzi...
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by Zana » 11 Feb 2021, 23:38

Šta ba? :haha
Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by Fuddo » 11 Feb 2021, 23:41

insomnia wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 23:32 Izliju ti ljudi kalup po cajnom koluticu i onda prave cokoladu po kalupu. Mores takodje dobiti verziju u staklu, bronzi...
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by HAVANA » 12 Feb 2021, 16:29

Fuddo wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 18:22 Havana, arzo ti vice da moras bolan maksuz za valentinovo nanijetit...nemres sam nako, ev ti peceno pile.
De to malo jebemu, seksipilnije, strasnije
Zabodi kakav karanfilcic u pile
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by srculence7 » 12 Feb 2021, 18:05

Danas kolega imao konsultacije sa mnom oko toga gde može da nađe to što je nameračio da kupi ženi 😍
Preko 20 godina su u braku, imaju odraslu decu ali on uvek kada govori o njoj, zvuči kao da su tek počeli da se zabavljaju :srce
Ne diraj me ako se ne razumeš u mene, pokvarićeš nešto.
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by Nora Ibsenova » 12 Feb 2021, 18:32

HAVANA wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 22:24
insomnia wrote: 11 Feb 2021, 21:59 Ovdje imaju i one staklene od litar ko sto su nekad bile
Svasta ima. :lupa Cokoladica za valentinovo. Image
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Fala na ideji :ljub
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Re: Valentinovo

Post by HAVANA » 12 Feb 2021, 18:42

E molim lijepo. Divno.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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