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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Beni » 18 Feb 2021, 17:45

Fuddo wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:42
Beni wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:41

nemers mu nista savijes u sredini isto prut samo se vrati u prvobitno stanje
Al, sve ok
A, sta ce joj to?
Mislim, prije ili kasnije ce i to obatalit
zato sto je corava :plavi

jos nedavno rece da bi trebala ici dioptriju provjeriti :grana
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Fuddo » 18 Feb 2021, 17:49

Beni wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:45
Fuddo wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:42

Al, sve ok
A, sta ce joj to?
Mislim, prije ili kasnije ce i to obatalit
zato sto je corava :plavi

jos nedavno rece da bi trebala ici dioptriju provjeriti :grana
I ja sam malo ocaravio,
Al racunam, sve dok vidim vrata na kuci potrefit, nista strasno
Svakako nista ne citam
Sta ce mi naocale
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Beni » 18 Feb 2021, 17:50

Fuddo wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:49
Beni wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:45

zato sto je corava :plavi

jos nedavno rece da bi trebala ici dioptriju provjeriti :grana
I ja sam malo ocaravio,
Al racunam, sve dok vidim vrata na kuci potrefit, nista strasno
Svakako nista ne citam
Sta ce mi naocale
Bezveze trosak
j.... te corava


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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Fuddo » 18 Feb 2021, 17:51

Beni wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:50
Fuddo wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:49
I ja sam malo ocaravio,
Al racunam, sve dok vidim vrata na kuci potrefit, nista strasno
Svakako nista ne citam
Sta ce mi naocale
Bezveze trosak
j.... te corava


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:D.
Ejebem i ja tebe debela
Eto ti sad :D.
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Beni » 18 Feb 2021, 17:53

Fuddo wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:51
Beni wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:50

j.... te corava


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:D.
Ejebem i ja tebe debela
Eto ti sad :D.
Ko ti je ba debeo
et ti dokaza da si corav :oo
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Fuddo » 18 Feb 2021, 17:55

Beni wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:53
Fuddo wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:51

:D.
Ejebem i ja tebe debela
Eto ti sad :D.
Ko ti je ba debeo
et ti dokaza da si corav :oo
Tose tako rekne kad nemas sta rec
Haj metni seskibadi kad si frajer :D.
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Beni » 18 Feb 2021, 17:57

Fuddo wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:55
Beni wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:53
Ko ti je ba debeo
et ti dokaza da si corav :oo
Tose tako rekne kad nemas sta rec
Haj metni seskibadi kad si frajer :D.
Evo moje zmijsko telo :rumenko

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by ElTriconi » 18 Feb 2021, 17:57

Fuddo wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:41 Drugi put kad se budem zenio
Prvo dioptriju izmjerit
Pa onda sise
Dobro je vise
Jebiga pajdo, trebo si iskat ljekarski prije vjencanja :D.
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Fuddo » 18 Feb 2021, 17:58

Beni wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:57
Fuddo wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:55

Tose tako rekne kad nemas sta rec
Haj metni seskibadi kad si frajer :D.
Evo moje zmijsko telo :rumenko

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Fuddo » 18 Feb 2021, 18:02

ElTriconi wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:57
Fuddo wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:41 Drugi put kad se budem zenio
Prvo dioptriju izmjerit
Pa onda sise
Dobro je vise
Jebiga pajdo, trebo si iskat ljekarski prije vjencanja :D.
Trebo sam joj sam metnit sliku sa onim slovima
I rec, procitaj zadnji red
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by lilith1 » 18 Feb 2021, 18:56

Joj kakvu optiku sad vidjeh..
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by greeneyes » 18 Feb 2021, 18:58

Ka'e mati-danas sam devet kafa napravila. E rekoh bice i jubilarna deseta :jutarnja
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Maja » 18 Feb 2021, 19:19

Treba ici na sistematski prije vjencanja, sto jest, jest.
Prvo da se vidi vid, pa sluh, pa ima li zaraznih bolesti, jel u glavi sve ok, moze li radjati, jesu li spermici dobri plivaci i tako to.

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Fuddo » 18 Feb 2021, 19:21

Maja wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 19:19 Treba ici na sistematski prije vjencanja, sto jest, jest.
Prvo da se vidi vid, pa sluh, pa ima li zaraznih bolesti, jel u glavi sve ok, moze li radjati, jesu li spermici dobri plivaci i tako to.
E pa
Spermici su dobri plivaci
Plivaju ko barut petric birvaktile
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by spacebound » 18 Feb 2021, 19:23

Beni wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:42
Fuddo wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:41 Drugi put kad se budem zenio
Prvo dioptriju izmjerit
Pa onda sise
Dobro je vise
jes vala jos stakla plati oko dvije i po glave, jebo te ode registracija
Kakva su to, Boga ti, stakla?
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Fuddo » 18 Feb 2021, 19:25

spacebound wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 19:23
Beni wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:42

jes vala jos stakla plati oko dvije i po glave, jebo te ode registracija
Kakva su to, Boga ti, stakla?
Ista na Fahrinom tornju
Tolko kostaju
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by arzuhal » 18 Feb 2021, 19:27

Maja wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 19:19 Treba ici na sistematski prije vjencanja, sto jest, jest.
Prvo da se vidi vid, pa sluh, pa ima li zaraznih bolesti, jel u glavi sve ok, moze li radjati, jesu li spermici dobri plivaci i tako to.
To u Hercegovini na sistematskom i spermu uzimaju? Fakat ste Kalifornija, ne velim... :kafa
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Beni » 18 Feb 2021, 19:29

spacebound wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 19:23
Beni wrote: 18 Feb 2021, 17:42

jes vala jos stakla plati oko dvije i po glave, jebo te ode registracija
Kakva su to, Boga ti, stakla?
Dioptrijska plus neke zastite folovi, sto veca dioptrija skuplje staklo mislim mogu bit jeftine al da su debele kao dno tegle
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Maja » 18 Feb 2021, 19:31

Mora se utvrditi da plivaci nisu ko Eric Musalbani (kako li se zove onaj).
U mom zaseoku bitno je da musko pravi djecu. Ako ne moze imati djece, baca se u catrnju.

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by insomnia » 18 Feb 2021, 19:31

Tako je svugdje. Da ti istanje ona sa velikom dioptrijom kosta kamaru para
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
Pa okoreli šaban začas postao je šaman

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