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Re: Korona virus

Post by Rum » 11 Mar 2021, 13:11

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"Ti sa svakim - lijepo! i traži da se čine dobra djela, a neznalica se kloni!"

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Re: Korona virus

Post by Rum » 11 Mar 2021, 13:12

Ovaj narod samo batina moze srediti nista drugo


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Re: Korona virus

Post by Rum » 11 Mar 2021, 13:14

Svaki dan umre jedno malo selo, i on se buni sto ne moze tusiti kafu za 2 marke
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Re: Korona virus

Post by HAVANA » 11 Mar 2021, 14:22

Eto 6 dan nestade okus. A ima miris. Ona drugarica ima okus a nema miris. Ludilo.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Korona virus

Post by HAVANA » 11 Mar 2021, 14:32

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Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Korona virus

Post by XoKli » 11 Mar 2021, 14:38

Valjo bi mi taj gubitak okusa, taman pred ljeto :rol

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Re: Korona virus

Post by HAVANA » 11 Mar 2021, 14:39

I ona kaze, taman da skinem 2,3 kile.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Korona virus

Post by Beni » 11 Mar 2021, 14:39

Rum wrote: 11 Mar 2021, 13:14 Svaki dan umre jedno malo selo, i on se buni sto ne moze tusiti kafu za 2 marke
i to samo preko vikenda
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Re: Korona virus

Post by HAVANA » 11 Mar 2021, 14:40

Moram je zajebavat malo. Uzecu brokoli pa prelit vanilijom i cokoladom. Recu snenokle.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Korona virus

Post by HAVANA » 11 Mar 2021, 14:47

Al sto ovaj put bolnice fasuju. Jebo mater skoro pola od ovih sto ih znam da su pozitivni hospitalizirani. Jel oko petobanke i sislo na pluca, bolnica neki 7,8 dan... I opet sve nepusaci. Ovo je nemoguce matere mi. Evo i ovaj sto mi papire radi odvuklo ga. Frajer skija za sedmoricu, ima kila ko i sa 20g,cigaru na televizoru vidio, dom zdravlja ja mislim da ne zna ni gdje je...
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Korona virus

Post by XoKli » 11 Mar 2021, 15:04

Havana korona i cigare...kad god njegov post na ovoj temi pročitam moram zapalit :123

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Re: Korona virus

Post by spacebound » 11 Mar 2021, 15:28

XoKli wrote: 11 Mar 2021, 14:38 Valjo bi mi taj gubitak okusa, taman pred ljeto :rol
+1 :D.
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Re: Korona virus

Post by HAVANA » 11 Mar 2021, 15:43

Dala baba cenera da joj kupi zena cokoladu. Ova joj kupila micelarnu vodu naku. Kaze sta ce joj cokolada,nema pojma ni sta jede, ovo joj treba. :haha
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Korona virus

Post by Mala_Mu » 11 Mar 2021, 16:05

E divno
Momku od najbolje prijateljice otac (a vjerovatno i mati) pozitivni. :grana

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Re: Korona virus

Post by Zanki » 11 Mar 2021, 16:10

Mala_Mu wrote: 11 Mar 2021, 16:05 E divno
Momku od najbolje prijateljice otac (a vjerovatno i mati) pozitivni. :grana
Ne mora biti uvik fatalno, ne sikiraj se ni to nije dobro😘
Najbolja stvar kod psihopate je, što ti se maksimalno posvete.

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Re: Korona virus

Post by Fuddo » 11 Mar 2021, 19:54

Zizi nema od onog dana kad je rekla da nije dobro i da ima test sljedeci dan.
Zizi javi se, reci da si ok
Dozvolite da se obratimo

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Re: Korona virus

Post by HAVANA » 11 Mar 2021, 19:56

Ja jbt fakat. Ziziiii
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Korona virus

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 11 Mar 2021, 22:21

Pobjeci sad od svega zelim

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Re: Korona virus

Post by Fuddo » 11 Mar 2021, 22:37

To svi znaju.
Ceka se samo da dovedemo stvari u red, i onda ide opsta invazija na kinu.
Dozvolite da se obratimo

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Re: Korona virus

Post by lilith1 » 12 Mar 2021, 08:30

Ma meni je onaj Vučić za svaku pohvalu.
Sad kažu krade..ma ko ne bi sebe gledao da obnasa tu funkciju laze ko god kaze ne bi. Ali covjek i ukrade i omoguci svom narodu bori se eno gledam hoce fabriku da otvori da proizvode u srbiji sinofarm vakcinu za izvoz u regiji. Ovi nase pokradose sve sto stignu i nestignu sudi im se i eno opet on bi da uvozi vakcine. To samo kod nas ima..
You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done

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