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Zizi505 wrote: 22 Jun 2021, 22:47'oćemo 😊
bgm bojim se da ne :djed
Vrba davno otisla ti se jos tu motas
ne da ti ona becka snicla oko sklopit
muci te kiselina sad garant :ccc
ma samo deri konacno da smijes jelde :)
nema predebele :osama
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bagra wrote: 22 Jun 2021, 23:28
Zizi505 wrote: 22 Jun 2021, 22:47'oćemo 😊
bgm bojim se da ne :djed
Vrba davno otisla ti se jos tu motas
ne da ti ona becka snicla oko sklopit
muci te kiselina sad garant :ccc
ma samo deri konacno da smijes jelde :)
nema predebele :osama
sponzored by sejo brajlovic :o
Nije bečka već ramstek. :rol
Nema ni kiseline, pojela je prije 19h. :kafa
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Hajmo pit i plesat

Svud oko mene ljudi i zene
po zidu senke pripijene
pruzaju ruke, idu ka meni
u ludom ritmu zaneseni
a ja, ko na pustom ostrvu

Nude mi pice i cigarete
malo im fali da polete
al' meni zelje telo lome
ma gde si ti u svemu tome
a ja, ko na pustom ostrvu
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nes ti meni junosa :djed



opaaaaaa

idemo

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Kad slusam ove Cecine pjesme pretvorim se u pravu musku qrvu. Sve me zene mogu imati
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Morel se umrijet od lubenice ? Pojeo sam polovinu od 12.80kg tj. cca 6.40kg :123
Šmekam i ovu drugu, en je u frižideru hladi se :bali
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ja jos nis papkala lubenicu :lupa
Najbolja stvar kod psihopate je, što ti se maksimalno posvete.
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Uh karpuza. Moze uvijek. Ono srce izvadis.
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Sta ce ti biti, ko da si popio dva bokala vode i to je to
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Jucer sam smandrljao jednu, bila slatka ko med. Lubenica
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Neko veceras nece spavati :zv
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Neko se nocas smije jer mu je zena rodila
Neko brigu brine krava se razbolila
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
Pa okoreli šaban začas postao je šaman
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insomnia wrote: 22 Jun 2021, 23:49 Neko se nocas smije jer mu je zena rodila
Neko brigu brine krava se razbolila
Kakvi su to stihovi, braco mila :D.
Dozvolite da se obratimo
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Jesam li ja vama pricala...a jesam, dasta sam... kad smo uzgojili karpuzu od 18kg (cini mi se). Tata je stavio pred kucu i nije nam dao da je jedemo dok je svi iz mahale ne vide. Stajala tako nekolika dana.

I kad kazu LUBENICA...kakav je to pacenicki naziv.
A KARPUZA...e to je ime. Puna usta kad izgovaras. Sve ti nesto milo kad prevaljujes rijec preko usana. KAR-PU-ZA...KARPUZA.
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Idi lezi
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
Pa okoreli šaban začas postao je šaman
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Cim vidis sepet rogobatnih suglasnika k, p, r, z znas da to ne moze biti lijepo nema sanse
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Maja wrote: 22 Jun 2021, 23:47 Neko veceras nece spavati :zv
Neću svakako...oko petice rekoh da ugrabim malo sna, budim se kad ono pola 8 :grana
Zato ide Nolanova trilogija Betmena noćas :D.
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KPZ
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Eki karpuza :ha prvi put čujem za tu riječ :lud
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Ali izgovori je razgovjetno naglas.
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