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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by alma75 » 08 Jun 2021, 14:45

Otišla u prodavnicu s mojom sestrom (dok je bila mala), a ja joj rekla da se ne može ništa kupovati. Ona usput ubere maslačak, stavi ga na uhi i ko fol priča sa mnom, a onda kaže sestri: Zvala sam mamu i rekla je da mogu nešto da kupim!

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 11 Jun 2021, 09:25

Zavrsili sa sportom.

Zvala taxi da dodje po nas. Dodje nekakav “svemirski brod”, usli, suti ona, razgleda pa “mama sto je lijep taxi”.

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 21 Jun 2021, 09:01

Moj mali arsuz. 😆

Deda joj kupio bermudice, a ona njemu “pa mama ti je rekla da vise ne kupujes”.
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Šabović Adis » 21 Jun 2021, 09:31

Rekla mi Alta da mi je ravna glava. I da je udobna za tapšanje.
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by spacebound » 21 Jun 2021, 10:20

A nista, moram u originalu :oo
Prdi mali neki dan, vise puta, dodje stari, zali se.
I ja dijete pred sebe, i po 100ti put mu objasnim da stisne kad je pred nekim i ne moze u wc, ako moze da ode tamo i to uradi.
Kazem mu : Je li lijepo da nama ovdje smrdi? Kako kad se igras s djecom to ne radis, jer znas da ne valja.
On ce: Ali vec jesam. Ppppppp, niko nista ne kaze


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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Šabović Adis » 21 Jun 2021, 10:48

Haja. :valja
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 24 Jun 2021, 11:11

Ja promjenila miris u wc-u, prolazi on kad ce meni:
"Mama, sta to mirise kao tata kad ide u Stokholm?" :888
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 26 Jun 2021, 17:04

Kupila mu danas hamburger. Nosi on meni onaj susam odozgo kaže:”Evo mama sjeme da usadis hamburger” :plavi
Vidi dijete mama sve sadi sto nadje, ahahaha
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 26 Jun 2021, 23:12

Dosao brat na kafu, i sad neku pricu nas dvoje. Ona dolazi s daljinskim da joj prebacim crtani, i ja tako posla, stojim u hodniku, i dalje s bratom pricam.

Kad ona iz dnevnog do mene “bolanE ukljuci se vise”.

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by spacebound » 28 Jun 2021, 18:30

Ide mali, nosi u ruci tespih, pa ce
- Mama, je li ovo ogrlica za bebe?



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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by bagra » 28 Jun 2021, 18:37

nie djete naucila :ccc

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by spacebound » 28 Jun 2021, 18:44

Jos i mi imamo tespiha u kuci :cudi

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 30 Jun 2021, 08:03

Napravila joj caj od nane, dodala malo vise caja da bude jaci, pa taman. Kad ona “sto si mi caj sprzila” 😂

Posle u prodavnicu, i sad hoce sladoled. Ja joj objasnjavam da ne moze, jer kaslje.

Sad “manipulatorica” 🙈, pa eto da kupim braci, pa opet ne moze on da jede sladoled, a ti ne.
Kad ona pa eto meni kupi kornet.

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Nice try » 30 Jun 2021, 18:21

nida wrote: 30 Jun 2021, 08:03 Napravila joj caj od nane, dodala malo vise caja da bude jaci, pa taman. Kad ona “sto si mi caj sprzila” 😂

Posle u prodavnicu, i sad hoce sladoled. Ja joj objasnjavam da ne moze, jer kaslje.

Sad “manipulatorica” 🙈, pa eto da kupim braci, pa opet ne moze on da jede sladoled, a ti ne.
Kad ona pa eto meni kupi kornet.

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Chloe » 09 Jul 2021, 08:04

Jutros u bašti kafića mi se obrati poznanik,pitajući za malecku i komentraišući da je posebna i vražićak ( a ja kontam, šta li je uradila, rekla :lupa )

Sreli se njih dvoje i on je pitao čija je kad onako ružna,
ona mu dogovorila:

- Ja nisam ružna! Od kud ti pravo da mi se tako obraćaš?

- Ista si tvoja mama.

- Moja mama je lijepa žena a tebe ne bi ni pogledala. :sok :grana
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Maja » 21 Jul 2021, 21:56

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Shadow » 21 Jul 2021, 22:22

Baca ruze :oo
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 25 Jul 2021, 10:42

Pila kafu sa jaranicom….Zapricale se, nismo slušale njenog malog….Kad on ustade sav ljut, kaže:
“Odlazim zauvijek!……Ali brzo ću se vratiti” :D.


Priča mi ona podešavala mu bicikl….Prerastao ga. I sve napravila kaže njemu:”Eto hajde sad probaj…” kad on liznu guvernal :plavi
Pita ga šta radi, kaže:”Pa rekla si da PROBAM” :cudi

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Julia-Klara » 25 Jul 2021, 16:52

Maja wrote: 21 Jul 2021, 21:56 Sestrina mala imitira Jalu i Bubu

jednako ne razumijem


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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by insomnia » 25 Jul 2021, 17:04

Kaze jucer. Kako se na bosanskom kaze Nikola?
Kakav reko Nikola?
Pa ona zivotinja Nikola.
Ono na kraju Koala 😂😂😂
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
Pa okoreli šaban začas postao je šaman

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