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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by greeneyes » 22 Jul 2021, 08:51

spacebound wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 08:22 Znam, sve je dobro dok me po kuci nerviraju, kad ne budem znala gdje su i sta rade, onda je belaj :grana
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Post by greeneyes » 22 Jul 2021, 08:52

sherman_ll wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 08:47 Sabahajrula... pederi...
Kakvi ba pederi, gluho i daleko bilo
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by sherman_ll » 22 Jul 2021, 09:12

greeneyes wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 08:52
sherman_ll wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 08:47 Sabahajrula... pederi...
Kakvi ba pederi, gluho i daleko bilo
Na osnovu teme o paradi ponosa, zakljucio Sam da su ovdije Na forumu vecinom Pederi, pa pozdravljam vecinu... :D
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Post by greeneyes » 22 Jul 2021, 09:14

sherman_ll wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 09:12
greeneyes wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 08:52

Kakvi ba pederi, gluho i daleko bilo
Na osnovu teme o paradi ponosa, zakljucio Sam da su ovdije Na forumu vecinom Pederi, pa pozdravljam vecinu... :D
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Post by greeneyes » 22 Jul 2021, 09:20

evo mene pijanice dosla kuci da te vodim
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Post by ElTriconi » 22 Jul 2021, 14:17

Nisam se tri sedmice brijo i obrijem se onim zenskim bicem, ocam oko dvajs minuta sam se brijo 🤔

Sto su zenski bicevi nolko tupi? 🙈😂
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Post by Belay Queen » 22 Jul 2021, 14:45

Kakoeeee dobroeeee :spanac
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Post by ElTriconi » 22 Jul 2021, 14:46

Belay Queen wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 14:45 Kakoeeee dobroeeee :spanac
Nije dobro :tuzna

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A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
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Post by Belay Queen » 22 Jul 2021, 14:47

ElTriconi wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 14:46
Belay Queen wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 14:45 Kakoeeee dobroeeee :spanac
Nije dobro :tuzna

Nema male :(
Doci ceeeeeee :spanac
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Post by Nice try » 22 Jul 2021, 17:30

Dobar vam dan želim :cvijece :pusa
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Sprcala jedna ova Španjolka iz električnog na mene. Kaže da moram doći i sutra i prekosutra :hm

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Na današnji dan, 1993. na Sarajevo je palo 3777 granata!
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Post by MunDzi » 22 Jul 2021, 20:57

Odoh zaliti bastu i nakon toga popiti hladan radler.

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Post by insomnia » 22 Jul 2021, 21:01

MunDzi wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 20:57 Odoh zaliti bastu i nakon toga popiti hladan radler.
Ja cu samo popiti. Necu nista zaljevati
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Post by XoKli » 22 Jul 2021, 22:59

Samo da se javim, živ sam :oo

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Post by MunDzi » 22 Jul 2021, 22:59

insomnia wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 21:01
MunDzi wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 20:57 Odoh zaliti bastu i nakon toga popiti hladan radler.
Ja cu samo popiti. Necu nista zaljevati
Moram kasnije obrijati glavu kad malu uspavam
Pa ti cini mi se i nemas cvijeca, nego finu hladovinu sa drvecem.
Ja moram, inace bi mi svo cvijece pocrkalo na ovom toplotnom udaru.

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Post by insomnia » 22 Jul 2021, 23:01

MunDzi wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 22:59
insomnia wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 21:01

Ja cu samo popiti. Necu nista zaljevati
Moram kasnije obrijati glavu kad malu uspavam
Pa ti cini mi se i nemas cvijeca, nego finu hladovinu sa drvecem.
Ja moram, inace bi mi svo cvijece pocrkalo na ovom toplotnom udaru.
Nemam. Od cvjeca imam jedino dva kaktusa i mesozderku 😁
Imo sam jagode al sam batalio. Pojedose puzevi
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
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Post by MunDzi » 22 Jul 2021, 23:11

insomnia wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 23:01
MunDzi wrote: 22 Jul 2021, 22:59

Pa ti cini mi se i nemas cvijeca, nego finu hladovinu sa drvecem.
Ja moram, inace bi mi svo cvijece pocrkalo na ovom toplotnom udaru.
Nemam. Od cvjeca imam jedino dva kaktusa i mesozderku 😁
Imo sam jagode al sam batalio. Pojedose puzevi
Za tebe i jesu kaktusi.
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Rum » 23 Jul 2021, 00:16

Danas je zemlja ispod nas. Sutra već može biti iznad nas. Okreni se Allahu prije nego se vratiš Allahu.

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