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by Fuddo » 17 Oct 2021, 21:41
Mirelam wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 21:38
Fuddo wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 21:33
Pa nisam znao da ima to za to
Dobro si pros'o. Mogo si majstroru odvuci auto a onda te frajer olaksa za par stoja da "popravi"
Jarane, kakav majstor
Ja sam majstor za sve i svasta
Jebote zivot, kroz zadnje sjediste ja sam se uvuko u gepek,
I onda se jedva izvuko
Zaglavio se.
A kad sam se uvuko, gledam oko sebe i vicem sebi, pa sto si se uvuko, sta sad?
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by Mirelam » 17 Oct 2021, 21:46
Fuddo wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 21:41
Mirelam wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 21:38
Dobro si pros'o. Mogo si majstroru odvuci auto a onda te frajer olaksa za par stoja da "popravi"
Jarane, kakav majstor
Ja sam majstor za sve i svasta
Jebote zivot, kroz zadnje sjediste ja sam se uvuko u gepek,
I onda se jedva izvuko
Zaglavio se.
A kad sam se uvuko, gledam oko sebe i vicem sebi, pa sto si se uvuko, sta sad?
Moracu opet hodzi otic
Pa obicno u prednjem dijelu kokpita, na desnoj strani ima jedan pretinac Otvoris a unutra ima manual o autu. Dovoljno malo procitati.

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by Fuddo » 17 Oct 2021, 21:48
Mirelam wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 21:46
Fuddo wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 21:41
Jarane, kakav majstor
Ja sam majstor za sve i svasta
Jebote zivot, kroz zadnje sjediste ja sam se uvuko u gepek,
I onda se jedva izvuko
Zaglavio se.
A kad sam se uvuko, gledam oko sebe i vicem sebi, pa sto si se uvuko, sta sad?
Moracu opet hodzi otic
Pa obicno u prednjem dijelu kokpita, na desnoj strani ima jedan pretinac Otvoris a unutra ima manual o autu. Dovoljno malo procitati.
Dobrojeba frulas, komplikujes bezze
Taaa ce manual

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by greeneyes » 17 Oct 2021, 21:50
Mirelam wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 21:46
Fuddo wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 21:41
Jarane, kakav majstor
Ja sam majstor za sve i svasta
Jebote zivot, kroz zadnje sjediste ja sam se uvuko u gepek,
I onda se jedva izvuko
Zaglavio se.
A kad sam se uvuko, gledam oko sebe i vicem sebi, pa sto si se uvuko, sta sad?
Moracu opet hodzi otic
Pa obicno u prednjem dijelu kokpita, na desnoj strani ima jedan pretinac Otvoris a unutra ima manual o autu. Dovoljno malo procitati.
Hajde bgt, kad je to neki Bosanac procitao uputstva. Na vakat

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by Mirelam » 17 Oct 2021, 21:53
Ali ba zamisli scenu, odrasto cojek se koprca u gepeku, ne zna sta i kako dalje. Da ga je makar mafija strpala, nego ono samo sebe uguralo u gepek da ne more izac.

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by greeneyes » 17 Oct 2021, 21:58
Mirelam wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 21:53
Ali ba zamisli scenu, odrasto cojek se koprca u gepeku, ne zna sta i kako dalje. Da ga je makar mafija strpala, nego ono samo sebe uguralo u gepek da ne more izac.
Pa dobro, ako ga je neko vidio u gepeku vjrv ce nastati prica o mafiji i to

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by greeneyes » 17 Oct 2021, 21:59
Eno gas do daske na pink comedyju odoh gledati
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by Hannibal » 17 Oct 2021, 22:10
greeneyes wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 21:50
Mirelam wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 21:46
Pa obicno u prednjem dijelu kokpita, na desnoj strani ima jedan pretinac Otvoris a unutra ima manual o autu. Dovoljno malo procitati.
Hajde bgt, kad je to neki Bosanac procitao uputstva. Na vakat
kad pokvaris onda citas uputstva haha
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by Hannibal » 17 Oct 2021, 22:13
zaboravi da vam pricam, juce sam vidijo kitu od 25 santina. strah me ufatijo ocm, jos me drzi
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by greeneyes » 17 Oct 2021, 22:17
Hannibal wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 22:13
zaboravi da vam pricam, juce sam vidijo kitu od 25 santina. strah me ufatijo ocm, jos me drzi
Masala, ne urek'o se
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by HAVANA » 17 Oct 2021, 22:22
Hannibal wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 22:13
zaboravi da vam pricam, juce sam vidijo kitu od 25 santina. strah me ufatijo ocm, jos me drzi
Kako bolan, otkud to da gledas?
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by Hannibal » 17 Oct 2021, 22:23
HAVANA wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 22:22
Hannibal wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 22:13
zaboravi da vam pricam, juce sam vidijo kitu od 25 santina. strah me ufatijo ocm, jos me drzi
Kako bolan, otkud to da gledas?
ma pokaza mi jedan konobar. na uniformi mu pise ime i 25, reko sta ti je to 25, kaze duzina, nisam mu vjerovo pa mi pokaza...
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by Rum » 17 Oct 2021, 22:24

Zeleni ko su ti ove

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by HAVANA » 17 Oct 2021, 22:24
Hannibal wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 22:23
HAVANA wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 22:22
Kako bolan, otkud to da gledas?
ma pokaza mi jedan konobar. na uniformi mu pise ime i 25, reko sta ti je to 25, kaze duzina, nisam mu vjerovo pa mi pokaza...
Drugi put pitaj kako ti je mama, tata, ima li posla...

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by Hannibal » 17 Oct 2021, 22:25
HAVANA wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 22:24
Hannibal wrote: 17 Oct 2021, 22:23
ma pokaza mi jedan konobar. na uniformi mu pise ime i 25, reko sta ti je to 25, kaze duzina, nisam mu vjerovo pa mi pokaza...
Drugi put pitaj kako ti je mama, tata, ima li posla...
na trg heroja brt u onu novu nargilhanu ako hoces da vidis pitona
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by HAVANA » 17 Oct 2021, 22:25
I sto radi ko konobar?

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