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by spacebound » 23 Dec 2021, 20:13
Svađanje s budalom je poput hrvanja u blatu sa svinjom. Nakon sat vremena skužiš da svinja uživa.
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by lilith1 » 23 Dec 2021, 20:44
Pametni pametni
You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done
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by Hannibal » 23 Dec 2021, 22:36
vid malog sto je porasto masala
sjecam se kad je bijo ko pola tog topsa
i ja ostarih bgm
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by TAFKAP » 25 Dec 2021, 01:09
Hannibal wrote: 23 Dec 2021, 22:36
vid malog sto je porasto masala
sjecam se kad je bijo ko pola tog topsa
i ja ostarih bgm
Žense Hanči ako misliš gene da širiš dunjalukom, žense dok si mlad, da te đeca upamte s kosom na glavi
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by Zagorka » 25 Dec 2021, 13:34
Hoće da objavi na tik toku svoju verziju "helikoptera"
Gospode, gdje li pronalaze, ovoliku đubrad i mamlaze.
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by Zagorka » 25 Dec 2021, 13:35
Sve je usavršio. Spajdermena okreće.
Gospode, gdje li pronalaze, ovoliku đubrad i mamlaze.
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by Šabović Adis » 30 Dec 2021, 17:57
Ja:
- Babo, đe mama?
- Nemam pojma.
Opet ja, nakon dužeg vremena:
- A đe ti je pojam?
Meni nije bilo smiješno nimalo, babo crko od smijeha.
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by Matan » 30 Dec 2021, 17:58
Šabović Adis wrote: 30 Dec 2021, 17:57
Ja:
- Babo, đe mama?
- Nemam pojma.
Opet ja, nakon dužeg vremena:
- A đe ti je pojam?
Meni nije bilo smiješno nimalo, babo crko od smijeha.
Pojam. sta ti je to
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..
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by Šabović Adis » 30 Dec 2021, 18:01
animals wrote: 30 Dec 2021, 17:58
Šabović Adis wrote: 30 Dec 2021, 17:57
Ja:
- Babo, đe mama?
- Nemam pojma.
Opet ja, nakon dužeg vremena:
- A đe ti je pojam?
Meni nije bilo smiješno nimalo, babo crko od smijeha.
Pojam. sta ti je to
Pa to...valjda ono što babo nema kad mama nije kući.
Ne mereeee
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by Matan » 30 Dec 2021, 18:03
Šabović Adis wrote: 30 Dec 2021, 18:01
animals wrote: 30 Dec 2021, 17:58
Pojam. sta ti je to
Pa to...valjda ono što babo nema kad mama nije kući.
Ne kontam..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..
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by nida » 13 Jan 2022, 22:09
Napravila rucak, sjeli da rucamo.
Kad je pojela, “mama ovo ti je bilo odlicno, al nemoj vise praviti”
“the most beautiful thing you can wear is confidence”
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by Hurija » 13 Jan 2022, 22:10
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Ostalo je cutanje.
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by Zizi » 13 Jan 2022, 22:11
nida wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:09
Napravila rucak, sjeli da rucamo.
Kad je pojela, “mama ovo ti je bilo odlicno, al nemoj vise praviti”
Duša draga
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by nida » 13 Jan 2022, 22:16
Zizi wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:11
nida wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:09
Napravila rucak, sjeli da rucamo.
Kad je pojela, “mama ovo ti je bilo odlicno, al nemoj vise praviti”
Duša draga
S njom je uvijek lom.
Sta ima Zizke? Kako si?
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by Zizi » 13 Jan 2022, 22:18
nida wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:16
Zizi wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:11
Duša draga
S njom je uvijek lom.
Sta ima Zizke? Kako si?
Ma evo na bolovanju, mogla bih i biti bolja.
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by nida » 13 Jan 2022, 22:23
Zizi wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:18
nida wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:16
S njom je uvijek lom.
Sta ima Zizke? Kako si?
Ma evo na bolovanju, mogla bih i biti bolja.
E kako ono kazu “da sam bolja, ne bi valjalo”
Ledja?
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by Zizi » 13 Jan 2022, 22:25
nida wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:23
Zizi wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:18
Ma evo na bolovanju, mogla bih i biti bolja.
E kako ono kazu “da sam bolja, ne bi valjalo”
Ledja?
Izgleda tako.
Ma da, stara povreda, a izgleda se sve zakomplikovalo kada sam imala koronu.
Ide hvala Bogu na bolje.
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by Dori » 13 Jan 2022, 22:26
Došao nam mali komisija, prebire nešto po sobi, kad ide sa loptom kaže meni:”Je li Vam ovo Corona?”
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