Iskoristi to za sirce.ElTriconi wrote: ↑14 Jan 2022, 18:29 Imo sam flasu soka od jabuke u frizideru, na nju zaboravio ocam. Znaci maloprije otvorim frizider cujem osjeti se nesto slatko, kontam sta je kad vidim onu flasu, ocam napuhala se kolko ti bog hoce. Odmah je jamijem, tvrda, nea vise centa pritiska da more stat u njojzu ocam i brze bolje ti ja to izrucim. Dok sam izrucivo prsti onaj pritisak, ocam ko da je vap masina
Moglo mi je to ruknut u frizideru, sjebalo bi sve zivo ocam da jest
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Ljudi, ima li neko da je tražio da naplati osiguranje zbog povrede u federaciji?
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