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Ne




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Naravno. Kod gojka ko i prije 35 godina. Jesi setala pored postanskog u neumu? Tu sam proplivo na ona dva mola. I sandru poljubio. :djed
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Jesam, naravno. Citavom obalom.



Haj sto sad Bosanci idu u Neum al sto ti onda u doba Juge.
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Pa mama mi radila u posti.
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Jedno od mjesta gdje sam isao. Gdje si isla i ides na more?
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Zapravo rijetko idem na more. Isla sam u najbliza mjesta, Slano najvise, bila po jednom u Gracu, Drveniku, Zivogoscu i prije rata u Tucepima i Zaostrogu :D. Zadnje nekolike godine nigdje.
Ne podnosim voznju najbolje.




Sta radis na moru kad nisi u vodi
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Lezim, spavam, setam, odem u blato mazem se i vadim skoljke, cekam zorom ribare i pijem kafu, vozam se na motoru, kradem smokve, cumuram s komsijama, pijem po kaficima i svirkama, dernecim i tamburam kuci il kod komsija, obilazim obalu i sela autom, idem na izlete, popravljam po kuci, jebuckam se sa zenom, citam 24sata, zaljevam cvijece, deveram oko grozdja, rondam djeci dje su zaglavili do ta doba, kad prepijemo odemo na plazu s gitarama da ne smetamo komsiluku... Sta trebam radit?
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Eto to sto si nabrojao



Kad ces nauciti voziti brod
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Pa sad, verovatnoća za to je jako mala ali recimo 2032.godine

Imaš li problem da zaspiš kad promeniš krevet?
Ne diraj me ako se ne razumeš u mene, pokvarićeš nešto.
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Da, osim kad sam bas bas umoran

Gdje najcesce prespavas van svog doma?
Pobjeci sad od svega zelim
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Kod sestara



Goviris li nedelja ili nedjelja
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Nedelja izgleda..

Dje je zagondziija..sto nije na moru bio..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..
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Otisao danas na more




Je li Mato Djakovic Hrvat ili Srbin
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j.... li ga, ne znam..

Zasto covjek sebi napravi ogranicenja..
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Zbog drugih




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Znam..

Radis li trbusnjake..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..
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Ma jok




Jesi li zadovoljan svojim (obiteljskim) doktorom
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Ma, rijetko mu idem, samo kad bas moram..
svi su isti..

Jel volis setati sama..
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Ne volim,ljepse je u drustvu

Jesi ikad imao trovanje hranom?
Panta rei...
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jesam

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