Vic do vica

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Taare » 23 Jan 2022, 23:02

Svi mi se morete obratit
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Dori » 27 Jan 2022, 12:53

Sta dobijes kad Bosanca polijes jogurtom po glavi ?

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Vanilla » 28 Jan 2022, 21:15

Fočak taman malo prilegao - kad zazvoni telefon.

„Jarane, šta radiš?“

„Ništa, evo ležim...“

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Anestzijaaa » 14 Feb 2022, 17:41

Pita Fočak oca kad cemo u Sarajevo..kad ti akobogda opet pukne slijepo crijevo😂
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by TAFKAP » 18 Feb 2022, 13:06

- Mama, šta je to orgazam?
- Ne znam, pitaj oca.
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Beni » 18 Feb 2022, 13:17

Kako se.zove kvaka koja jede?

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Shadow » 18 Feb 2022, 14:54

:haha

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Dori » 18 Feb 2022, 14:55

Beni wrote: 18 Feb 2022, 13:17 Kako se.zove kvaka koja jede?

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Kako se zove cigo kad slomi ruku?
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Anestzijaaa » 18 Feb 2022, 16:28

Nazvo cigo top sop kazu izvolite...ma razgledam samo😂
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Hurija » 18 Feb 2022, 16:31

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Beni » 18 Feb 2022, 16:43

Anestzijaaa wrote: 18 Feb 2022, 16:28 Nazvo cigo top sop kazu izvolite...ma razgledam samo😂
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Anestzijaaa » 18 Feb 2022, 17:20

Pitaju cigu koja bi zivotinja volio bit...zirafa kad pijucem bombonu da duze niz grlo ide😂
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Anestzijaaa » 18 Feb 2022, 17:21

Kaze babo babo jel jagoda ima crne tacke...nema sine sto? Opet sam bubamaru pojo
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Anestzijaaa » 18 Feb 2022, 17:23

Tusi se cigo,spasi ga momak,dodje otac jesi ti kemu malog spasio..ma jesam..dje su patike dijetu?😂
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Anestzijaaa » 20 Feb 2022, 14:29

Pitali Huriju sta daje pčela,kaze ona djem,mislis med? Mislim😂😂😂😂 malo šale
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Anestzijaaa » 21 Feb 2022, 19:45

Pita cigo sina hoces spida,necu babo...nemoj mi onda kasnije govorit da si gladan😂😂😂
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Šabović Adis » 21 Feb 2022, 20:51

Dva pijanca, bauljaju prugom:

- Jooo, kolko stepenište...pravo dugačko.
- Jes, jarane, a i rukohvat im pravo nizak.

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Shadow » 21 Feb 2022, 20:57

:D.
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Šabović Adis » 21 Feb 2022, 20:58

U po frke voz nailazi:
- E, eo lifta.

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Shadow » 21 Feb 2022, 21:03

Šabović Adis wrote: 21 Feb 2022, 20:58 U po frke voz nailazi:
- E, eo lifta.

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