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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Shadow » 23 Mar 2022, 20:40

Sestra, kad nosi cestitke i racune.


Jesi li uvijek tako ozbiljan?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Duh » 23 Mar 2022, 20:41

da. ne vidim nista neozbiljno u zivotu.
Koji ti vic nije smijesan?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Shadow » 23 Mar 2022, 20:44

Pffff, ima ih. Obicno ono sto je meni smijesno, drugima bas i nije i obratno.


Smijes li se ikako? :oo
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Duh » 23 Mar 2022, 20:46

samo vicevima koji nisu smijesni.
April ili maj?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Shadow » 23 Mar 2022, 20:48

April.

Hoces mi ispricat jedan tebi smijesan vic?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Duh » 23 Mar 2022, 20:51

Tusio se u Savi Haso neplivac i skoro da se utusi, kad eto ti Huse u camcu.
-Daj ruku Haso, utusit ces se.
-Ne treba Huso, ja sam vjernik...Allah ce me spasiti.
Napravi Huso krug camcem, pa opet.
-Daj ruku Haso, utusit ces se.
-Ne treba Huso, ja sam vjernik...Allah ce me spasiti.
Napravi Huso opet krug camcem, pa opet.
-Daj ruku Haso, utusit ces se.
-Ne treba Huso, ja sam vjernik...Allah ce me spasiti.
To su mu zadnje rijeci bile, kako rodbini rece Huso.
Stojeci pred Bogom tuzan, postavi Haso pitanje.
-Sto mene Boze ne spasi? Bio sam stvarno vjernik!
Bog mu rece onako zacudjeno.
- Pa slao sam ti 3 puta Husu u camcu.




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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Koteljubi_kadnisamtu » 23 Mar 2022, 20:56

Nije

Jesu li vjernici bolji ljudi ?
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Ko te jubi kad nisam tu jebla te beba ?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Shadow » 23 Mar 2022, 20:57

Pa jeste :oo
Moji su dosta kriticniji.
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Duh » 23 Mar 2022, 20:59

ne moraju biti. mnogi se mole, pa nek bog radi...
ko ne spava vise....?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by HAVANA » 23 Mar 2022, 20:59

Haso je dobar, za druge ne znam. Znas li vozit camac?
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by HAVANA » 23 Mar 2022, 20:59

A jebo ga ja, preskocise me
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Koteljubi_kadnisamtu » 23 Mar 2022, 21:01

Ne znam

Znas li dobro plivati?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Duh » 23 Mar 2022, 21:02

znam.
burek ili sirnica?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Shadow » 23 Mar 2022, 21:08

Burek

Gorko ili kiselo?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Duh » 23 Mar 2022, 21:19

Kiselo.
Sta bi bila/bio u 2.svj. ratu?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Fuddo » 23 Mar 2022, 21:20

Nadam se da bih mutio kokakolu u Atlanti

Jel ti dedo bio partizan?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Koteljubi_kadnisamtu » 23 Mar 2022, 21:32

Nije

Volis li samposlugu Kroger ?
Ko te jubi kad nisam tu jebla te beba ?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Fuddo » 23 Mar 2022, 21:39

Pa nisam zaljubljen u Kroger, al odem

Jesi li se aktivno bavila soccerom?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Shadow » 23 Mar 2022, 21:40

Ma kakvi.


Kakvo je stanje na terenu. Masu li nuklearkama?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Fuddo » 23 Mar 2022, 21:42

Masu, isto dobar dan

Sta cemo ako je opali, imas li ideju?
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