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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

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Redovno, ko naleti za preskakanje

Fali li ti dobar humor ili se možeš zadovoljiti sa sarkazmom za sirotinju?
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Fali, kako ne fali, steta sto ga nema vise

Koja vrsta humora ti najvise lezi?
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narandzasti

kolko napravis koraka u noci
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Napravim hu ha i salto
I zboden te čakijicom

Šta ćeš radit 07.07?
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slavit dan ustanka-
duguju li i tebi pare?
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Ne

Kako se kaze Time mashine na nasem jeziku?
Da je ima, u koje vreme bi malo prosetala?
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E nemere dva pitanja u jednom.


Zasto se time machine na nasem kaze vremeplov?
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Za vremeplov znam, a to je znaci i imenica.. aha.. ook

I?
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Veznik.


Jel i u vas kisa danas?
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Otkud znam, spustene mi roletne



S cim volis omlet?
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Sa graskom i paprikom!


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Vec 2 sata jer nekom kretenu u zgradi pisti alarm od 6
Ne ustaje mi se. Vikend. Imam i ja dusu.


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Ma jok.


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Tursku vikendom, kupucino kad oden na kafu, a filterusu na poslu


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Cekaj dok razmislim :oo


I, zasto je pile preslo cestu?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

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Trazi mamu..

Koliko imas kg..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..
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Ideš li u planine i na kojoj ideš najčešće?
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Isla sam do pre dve godine redovno (südtirol i tako to)


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I ne bas

Kako doneses odluku kad nikako ne mozes da se odlucis?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

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To mi se jos nije desilo…,ne bih znala reci…

Jel tebe mogu lako nagovoriti?
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