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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Zizi » 14 Jul 2022, 13:44

Nije, jer je nije prirodno uvijek biti nasmijan.
To onda dođe više kao maska.

Jesi li ikad imao/la neku operaciju pod općom anestezijom?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 14 Jul 2022, 14:09

Samo jednu manju, hvala Bogu

Kog se doktora najvise bojis?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Pasaga » 14 Jul 2022, 15:13

zubara,djavo da ga nosi


koje voce preferiras sad,u ljetne dane
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"Ne uzimaj hranu iz tanjira brata svojeg, jer će oslabiti, i ma koliko te volio, tako slab ti neće biti od pomoći, i ostaćeš sam".

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Matan » 14 Jul 2022, 15:14

Jabuke...

Jel pijes pivo..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 14 Jul 2022, 15:15

Breskve mi trenutno najbolje sjedaju, dok su jos tvrde

Nisam odavno

Pijes li mednu vodu?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Pasaga » 14 Jul 2022, 15:16

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"Ne uzimaj hranu iz tanjira brata svojeg, jer će oslabiti, i ma koliko te volio, tako slab ti neće biti od pomoći, i ostaćeš sam".

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Morgen » 14 Jul 2022, 15:17

Breskvu


Jel bi mogo sad sladoled i koji

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 14 Jul 2022, 15:29

Ne bih, napuc'o se borovnica

Bil njih il bananu radije?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Šta ima? » 14 Jul 2022, 16:03

ni jedno

koji ti je kolac najbolji

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Morgen » 14 Jul 2022, 16:13

Samo da je sočan i pun čokolade i vanilin kreme i bez tamo nekog voća, eventualno maline i ako moze bez brasna


Jel se nekad sokiras kad vidis nekog bez maske?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Šta ima? » 14 Jul 2022, 16:14

ne,kod mene je niko i ne nosi

zar se tu nose

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Calla » 14 Jul 2022, 16:16

Kod mene na poslu jos uvjek svakodnevno nosim.
Jesi vakcinisan protiv corone??
Ljubav je igra za dvoje u kojoj oboje mogu pobjediti (Eva Gabor)

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 14 Jul 2022, 16:16

Desilo mi se nesto tako sa zastitarkom u firmi. Imala tako lijepe oci i lijepo zracenje, ono za zaljubit se. Medjutim, kad sam je vidio bez maske, skroz se nekako sokirao, sve nestalo

Edit ne

Jel nekad bolje slutiti nego znati?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Morgen » 14 Jul 2022, 16:17

Nazalost da, na poslu (mom) i u gradskom saobracaju


Jel volis miris kad se ugasi sveća?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 14 Jul 2022, 16:20

Ne

Jesil to vec krenula zavodit sta ima a nas ignorises?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Morgen » 14 Jul 2022, 16:28

😹

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by HaaNuuMaa » 14 Jul 2022, 20:01

Nije, otisla da hekla.

Heklas li ti?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 14 Jul 2022, 20:27

Prob'o, al zabila mi se ona igla u prst, jedva je izvuk'o

Jesil kad krao/la pecenjke?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by HaaNuuMaa » 14 Jul 2022, 20:33

Nisam, nane imala uvijek u basti :srce

Volis li kisele krastavce?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Morgen » 14 Jul 2022, 21:05

Jaaaako, pogotovo domace


Jel znas ko je dalila dragojevic

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