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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Skin » 10 Aug 2022, 21:07

joj bebe govori fala sevala :grana

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Shadow » 10 Aug 2022, 21:28

Fala ševala jel :haha
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Skin » 10 Aug 2022, 21:44

da hahah. kad joj nesto das, kaze fala sevala
babo s njom bas dosta radi :D.

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Shadow » 10 Aug 2022, 21:47

Neka je bono :DD pusti 🥰
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Skin » 10 Aug 2022, 21:54

ma predobra je jooj 🤩
ali hoces li je malo od nas izrentati? trazimo ko ce :D.

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 10 Aug 2022, 21:56

Skin wrote: 10 Aug 2022, 21:07 joj bebe govori fala sevala :grana
Pa ljubav :D. :srce
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by spacebound » 11 Aug 2022, 06:33

:valja
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by spacebound » 11 Aug 2022, 06:34

Skin wrote: 10 Aug 2022, 21:54 ma predobra je jooj 🤩
ali hoces li je malo od nas izrentati? trazimo ko ce :D.
Nece ti niko tako. Ili da das dzaba ili da ti platis :D.

Cuj ti nje, da joj je da se rijesi djeteta i jos da pare dobije :sipak
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Masamune » 11 Aug 2022, 07:03

Pa to ona da imas i curicu, a ne samo djecake

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by spacebound » 11 Aug 2022, 07:06

Pitala je shadow, ne mene :D.
Ti pij tu kafu i bleji u zid, nisi jos za svijeta :ooo
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Masamune » 11 Aug 2022, 07:35

🤨

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Melek » 11 Aug 2022, 08:14

Ima sad ovaj jedan najnoviji malac iz Akrepove rodbine, tek nasto i prohodo. A ja mu dodjem ko neki magnet, dok se pojavim odma mene grabi za ruku, hajmo avtiće, avione, helikoptere, nemoš 3 riječi sastaviti s akrepnjakom. Svaka mu čast što me spasava :ok
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Melek » 11 Aug 2022, 09:26

Al mali je legenda. Puno stidljiv. Kad se neko pojavi ko mu je nov ili koga nije dugo vidio, odmah zažmiri, fol misli da će se tako sakriti da ga ovaj ne vidi. I onda polako zaškilji na jedno oko i krišom gleda :oo
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by spacebound » 11 Aug 2022, 09:52

Takav je moj mladji bio.
Dosla jednom tetka, on je nije znao, imao mozda godinu i po. A poguzija otkad se rodio, uvalio se on mami u krilu, zabio joj glavu pod pazuh, ona ga zovne da mu da komad jabuke, okrene glavu, stisne oci, ona mu jabuku gurne u usta, on zvace, zvace, tako stisnutih ociju, povremeno malo proskilji, pa opet zabije glavu njoj pod pazuh, dok mu mama ne pripremi sljedeci komad. Nikad tu scenu necu zaboravit :D.
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Shadow » 11 Aug 2022, 10:53

E cuj ti nje izrentat :ha
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 12 Aug 2022, 09:16

Skin wrote: 10 Aug 2022, 21:54 ma predobra je jooj 🤩
ali hoces li je malo od nas izrentati? trazimo ko ce :D.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

sto me nasmija

ako nadjes jaaaaavi 🙈


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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Duminjo » 17 Aug 2022, 00:14

Komsija sreo jednog malca i pita ga "Jesi li ti Hasanov mali"
Mali mu odgovori "ne znam i ja se pitam"

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 17 Aug 2022, 08:39

Duminjo wrote: 17 Aug 2022, 00:14 Komsija sreo jednog malca i pita ga "Jesi li ti Hasanov mali"
Mali mu odgovori "ne znam i ja se pitam"

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 28 Aug 2022, 15:40

Gledamo danas TV, kaže on meni:
-“Mama zašto oni stavljaju biiiip preko fuck?”

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 30 Aug 2022, 05:29

Ona: “mama kad ces me odvesti u gej ef si”

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Isto ona.

Kazem joj ne svadjaj se sa mnom, a ona fol neki stav pa meni “pa i ti se stalno svadjas sa mnom”

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