Djevica
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Re: Djevica
Ja sam dobar kakva mi je zena.Sinoc vice sta ce ove bombone na komodi? Da ih jedem reko,necu ih gledat nije izlozba,sta ti to smeta? Kaze remeti mi red.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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Re: Djevica
Pa jest, ne djeluješ mi kao tipična Djevica
Pored smaranja sa pedanterijom, čistoćom i ispovijedima, većinom o njima samima, tu je i ravnodušnost prema bilo kojem obliku humora.
Mojoj mami, npr. ispričaj vic, super vic, ona će samo blijedo gledati , zatim ironija, nikad je ne razumiju.
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Re: Djevica
Ja sam djevica sto se tice posla,planova,reda i obaveza u tome svemu...Djelimicno sto se cistoce tice,zaprljam sve i boli me neka stvar pa onda cistim sve...Elem zajebano...Handri me nakav podznak pa nekad ne znam dje gonim
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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Re: Djevica
A zena je sto se tice urednosti i cistoce gluho bilo...
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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Re: Djevica
Pa dobro, vas dvoje zajedno, taman se dopunjavate.
Ali dvije Djevice, čudna kombinacija inače. Ne mislim na vas dvoje.
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Re: Djevica
Oj pa ja sam imala dva momka djevice, sad se sjetih
Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"
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Re: Djevica
Štooo? Pa nisu umrli
Jedan je bio pegla drugi nije. Drugi je bio cool. I visok. I zgodan. I simpa.
E jbs sad havana
Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"
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Re: Djevica
Treba ih odstranit iz horoskopa.
Nista ne znace....posjeduju samo i vecinom tu strastza cistocom...za usisivacem...domestosom itd.
Dosadne. Kad si cuo sta zan8mljivo od njih ? ili kad te djevica nasmijala...
Nista ne znace....posjeduju samo i vecinom tu strastza cistocom...za usisivacem...domestosom itd.
Dosadne. Kad si cuo sta zan8mljivo od njih ? ili kad te djevica nasmijala...
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