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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by DocSportello » 05 Nov 2022, 19:15

Nek si vala.
Jes uspjela zavrsit ciscenje barem :)
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Post by Fuddo » 05 Nov 2022, 19:15

DocSportello wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 19:13 A kako se to desi uopste da se sultan zaglavi u hamsi.
Nekako mi neshvatljivo alahami.
Nisam do sad sreo hamsu koja ga more scipit cvrsce od desanke :D
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Zana » 05 Nov 2022, 19:17

Fuddo wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 19:15
DocSportello wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 19:13 A kako se to desi uopste da se sultan zaglavi u hamsi.
Nekako mi neshvatljivo alahami.
Nisam do sad sreo hamsu koja ga more scipit cvrsce od desanke :D
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Duh » 05 Nov 2022, 19:18

prije je to bilo puno strastvenije.
te strast, te neizvjesnost...
i bude to vezivanje.
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Post by DocSportello » 05 Nov 2022, 19:18

Pa ok grc i sta, ne kontam da tolko scipi da ga nemre izvadit.
Od straha sultan ispuse i sam ce ispast.
Il je ubodi brate necim da popusti grc.
Cuj zvat hitnu, laselamet naroda ludog.
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Post by insomnia » 05 Nov 2022, 19:18

Ma samo je sjeckom u pleksus na hinjaka. Sam ispada. Isto tako i kad nece da upadne 😂
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Post by DocSportello » 05 Nov 2022, 19:18

Duh wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 19:18 prije je to bilo puno strastvenije.
te strast, te neizvjesnost...
i bude to vezivanje.
Menso jes to ti :D
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Post by Fuddo » 05 Nov 2022, 19:31

Sto duva vani, odnese
Eno Ned traci za kantom za smece
Nemre je stic
Ganjace je do floride
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Post by Zana » 05 Nov 2022, 19:38

Izbaciće me mater iz kuće kolko kašljem. A nju to nervira :D.

Sve sam probala. Sve. Džaba.
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Post by DocSportello » 05 Nov 2022, 19:41

Prdni bice ti lakse :)
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Post by insomnia » 05 Nov 2022, 19:47

Zana wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 19:38 Izbaciće me mater iz kuće kolko kašljem. A nju to nervira :D.

Sve sam probala. Sve. Džaba.
Kamo fudin sprej? Havanina rakija? Nesta? Ti lavlje i spejsu slusas. Kuhas nekake brsljane i luk
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Post by DocSportello » 05 Nov 2022, 19:52

Pa manje ce smrdit i da prdne.
Cuj luk i brsljan.
Laselamet.
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Post by Duminjo » 05 Nov 2022, 19:57

Zana wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 19:38 Izbaciće me mater iz kuće kolko kašljem. A nju to nervira :D.

Sve sam probala. Sve. Džaba.
Kasiku dvije meda
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Post by Zizi » 05 Nov 2022, 19:58

Zana wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 19:38 Izbaciće me mater iz kuće kolko kašljem. A nju to nervira :D.

Sve sam probala. Sve. Džaba.
Pojedi sladoled, ionako te boli grlo, ne može biti gore od toga.
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Post by Zana » 05 Nov 2022, 20:00

insomnia wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 19:47
Zana wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 19:38 Izbaciće me mater iz kuće kolko kašljem. A nju to nervira :D.

Sve sam probala. Sve. Džaba.
Kamo fudin sprej? Havanina rakija? Nesta? Ti lavlje i spejsu slusas. Kuhas nekake brsljane i luk
Nemam Fudin, imam neki drugi. Odoh s tim početi.
Havana me izradio.
Pa ono Spejsino mi je pomoglo ali kratko
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Post by Fuddo » 05 Nov 2022, 20:00

A najbolje da ode doktoru
Nije dobro sto kaslje
More na pluca otic
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Post by Zana » 05 Nov 2022, 20:01

Zizi wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 19:58
Zana wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 19:38 Izbaciće me mater iz kuće kolko kašljem. A nju to nervira :D.

Sve sam probala. Sve. Džaba.
Pojedi sladoled, ionako te boli grlo, ne može biti gore od toga.

Što me mrziš? :D.
Pa tu bi mi kraj bio :(
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Zana » 05 Nov 2022, 20:01

Fuddo wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 20:00 A najbolje da ode doktoru
Nije dobro sto kaslje
More na pluca otic

Bila. Dao mi antibiotik
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Post by Fuddo » 05 Nov 2022, 20:02

Zana wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 20:01
Fuddo wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 20:00 A najbolje da ode doktoru
Nije dobro sto kaslje
More na pluca otic

Bila. Dao mi antibiotik
Pa eto, rokaj to
Proce
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Duminjo » 05 Nov 2022, 20:03

Zana wrote: 05 Nov 2022, 20:00
Nemam Fudin, imam neki drugi. Odoh s tim početi.
Havana me izradio.
Pa ono Spejsino mi je pomoglo ali kratko

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