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I sto se salis sa tufahijama :(
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Pa pojela jednu.

Onako, nista zlonamjerno.

Kad se tako natakari, jel cekas da se prirodno oDtakari, ili imas neke metode?
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Prirodno vala, ti procesi se ne odtakaravaju na silu.

Oj jes ovo zajebano, neam vise sta pitat alaham.
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gdje si izgubio pitanje?
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U čaroliji tišine.

Ideš li kad protiv sebe?
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Svaki dan


Kad si zadnji put kuvala /kuvao za vise od 6 ljudi?
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Nikad

Ides li radije u goste il vise volis bit domacin?
Pobjeci sad od svega zelim
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Tesko mi da se odlucim

U koju godinu bi se sad vratio na pola sata da postoji timemashine?
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Firenze 1452


Vjeruješ li u slučajnosti?
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A trebalo bi da vjerujem al sam paranoik pa sta znam sad si me zamislila.
Oj i ja sam hajvan sta ulazim na ovu temu uopste.
Haj sto ne znam pitat sad ne znam ni odgovarat :(
Ne vjerujem et jboga.

Imal sta slatko?
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Nema nista. I bolje tako.



Jel bi se usudio nocu da odes sam na groblje
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Sto da ne, neces od mrtvog dozivjet sranje, samo od zivog.
Ja zivio odma do groblja jbte vascjeli zivot skoro.
Mir tisina, ljepota i pogled u budućnost.

Jes kad igrala zmire na groblju?
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Pocecu odgovarat sam sebi ocam :D
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Ne. Postujem zive i mrtve


Jel mozes da gledas u jednu tacku pet minuta i da si skroz miran?
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Mogu al mrtav :D

Sta je starije koka il jaje!
Haj sad!
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Koka naravno, jer ju je bog takvu stvorio


Jel te nervira kad te neko stalno dodiruje dok prica s tobom?
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Ja sam jednom komsiju tako pljuno.
Lud obicaj imo non stop pricat i ako ne gledas u njega sve te povlaci za rukav a ja bio klosar ko mladji pa imo obicaj pljuvat po ulici i on kako mene povuče ja se spremo pljunut i mahinalno okinem na njega :D

Jesi kad glasno prdnula na dejtu da te lik cuo?
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I da, nervira me plaho kad me neko dira :D
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DA to je nepristojno

Edit: nisam

Da li te nervira kad se guraju da udju lift, prije nego svi izadju?
Ko te jubi kad nisam tu jebla te beba ?
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Zato ja prdnem u liftu skoro svaki put pa ko ulazi nek se obraduje :D
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