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Pa dva pica po 3 marke.
Ukupno 6km.
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Dobro to kod vas. Ja sad 3 velike tocene i 3 male 30km plati
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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Budi i ti musliman pa ces vidjeti koliko ce ti novcanik biti deblji.
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Maja wrote: 05 Dec 2022, 00:15 Budi i ti musliman pa ces vidjeti koliko ce ti novcanik biti deblji.
Nije skupa da je stoja. :valja
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Sto ih vise zalis manje ih imas. Treba ih trosit. Lijepo ti pa ih moras i zaradit. Da ti opet bude lijepo. :pusi
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Cerka.Reko sta radis,kaze nista,sjedimo na palubi ,kuhar mi pravi one moje 2 pletenice na glavi. :sok Sto ce ti kuhar pobogu pletenice pravit,otidji negdje do salona,10 minuta posla.Kaze 65 eura 2 pletenice.Jasta cu. :valja
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Zove me jedna starija kolegica da joj nesto pomognem.....
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HAVANA wrote: 05 Dec 2022, 00:13 Dobro to kod vas. Ja sad 3 velike tocene i 3 male 30km plati
Jeftinije ti je držat konje. Nema šanse da će soni danas pojest 30 kermi :oo
Svi mi se morete obratit
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Vanilla wrote: 05 Dec 2022, 19:30 :D. mala smizla



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Dvije djevojke.

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to kad se ozenis nakon 2 mjeseca veze pa svakakvih iznenadjenja.
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greeneyes wrote: 05 Dec 2022, 19:35
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A nasmijala me sestrina mala. Imala dvije utakmice za 1 dan i preda mnom pise treneru poruku, pita koliko je dala golova.
Rekoh, pa kako to ne znas..
Kaze, da brojim golove...jos time da se bavim, jasta cu
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Maja wrote: 07 Dec 2022, 00:18 A nasmijala me sestrina mala. Imala dvije utakmice za 1 dan i preda mnom pise treneru poruku, pita koliko je dala golova.
Rekoh, pa kako to ne znas..
Kaze, da brojim golove...jos time da se bavim, jasta cu
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