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by Zana » 23 Feb 2023, 20:32
HAVANA wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 20:27
Bolje nego ja sa sircetom u kuhalu
A i to sam probala
Boli li te?
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by Arthur Dent » 23 Feb 2023, 20:43
HAVANA wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 20:27
Bolje nego ja sa sircetom u kuhalu
jebo te ono, meni su prokuhali sredstvo za uklanjanje kamenca.. jedva se dohavizo..
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by Fuddo » 23 Feb 2023, 21:03
HAVANA wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 20:27
Bolje nego ja sa sircetom u kuhalu
Jel ti lakse?
Hos da ti ja posaljem onaj vicodin sto su meni dali kad mi se misic zaglavio u ledjima?
Marnes jednu i nista te ne boli
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by Zana » 23 Feb 2023, 21:07
Arthur Dent wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 20:43
HAVANA wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 20:27
Bolje nego ja sa sircetom u kuhalu
jebo te ono, meni su prokuhali sredstvo za uklanjanje kamenca.. jedva se dohavizo..
Nemoj zezati. Ono je zeznuti, nema mirisa. Śta si osjetio?
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by greeneyes » 23 Feb 2023, 21:26
Fuddo wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 21:03
HAVANA wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 20:27
Bolje nego ja sa sircetom u kuhalu
Jel ti lakse?
Hos da ti ja posaljem onaj vicodin sto su meni dali kad mi se misic zaglavio u ledjima?
Marnes jednu i nista te ne boli
Mogu te sikirom lupat, ne boli nista
Ko dr. House
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by Arthur Dent » 23 Feb 2023, 21:34
Zana wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 21:07
Arthur Dent wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 20:43
jebo te ono, meni su prokuhali sredstvo za uklanjanje kamenca.. jedva se dohavizo..
Nemoj zezati. Ono je zeznuti, nema mirisa. Śta si osjetio?
lsd trip... nako ko beni kad mu ono dodje.

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by Fuddo » 23 Feb 2023, 21:38
greeneyes wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 21:26
Fuddo wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 21:03
Jel ti lakse?
Hos da ti ja posaljem onaj vicodin sto su meni dali kad mi se misic zaglavio u ledjima?
Marnes jednu i nista te ne boli
Mogu te sikirom lupat, ne boli nista
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by greeneyes » 23 Feb 2023, 21:41
Fuddo wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 21:38
greeneyes wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 21:26
Ko dr. House
Najbolja tableta
Za sve
Ko bokvica, sam jace
Dobro da znam, ako me kad sta zaboli, ne daj Boze

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by Zana » 23 Feb 2023, 22:22
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Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"
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by Zana » 23 Feb 2023, 22:22
Jestel to pozaspali?
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by Zana » 23 Feb 2023, 22:26
Pospana sam ali ne vjerujem da ću fino spavati, zbog kašlja
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by Masamune » 23 Feb 2023, 22:27
Bili Mujo i Fata u ludnici. Jednog dana su bili na bazenu u sklopu ludnice i Mujo poče da se guši i potone, a Fata skoči za njim i spasi ga. Kasnije je Fata bila pozvana kod doktora u ordinaciju koji je nju vodio, pa je počeo hvaliti kako je uradila nešto nevjerovatno i humano i zbog tog herojskog čina on je njoj počeo pisati otpusnicu iz ludnice. Prije nego što je uspio potpisati uleti jedan od stražara i povika:
"Doktore doktore Mujo je umro pronašli smo ga obješenog!"
Doktor je ostao zatečen i u šoku i upita kako je to moguće, a onda Fata dobaci:
"Ma to sam ja doktore njega okačila da se osuši."
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by Zana » 23 Feb 2023, 22:29
Joj vica, za osnovce

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by HAVANA » 23 Feb 2023, 22:32
Fuddo wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 21:03
HAVANA wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 20:27
Bolje nego ja sa sircetom u kuhalu
Jel ti lakse?
Hos da ti ja posaljem onaj vicodin sto su meni dali kad mi se misic zaglavio u ledjima?
Marnes jednu i nista te ne boli
Mogu te sikirom lupat, ne boli nista
Hocu.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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by Zana » 23 Feb 2023, 22:33
Chan wrote: 23 Feb 2023, 22:30
Meni je valja izvukao kez zbog jednostavnosti
A razumijem. Imam i ja jedan na koji sam slaba. A nikom nije smješan osim meni

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