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Re: Muškarci pitaju žene odgovaraju ...

Post by Mutevelija » 19 Apr 2023, 00:31

Shadow wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 00:29 Bila sam bolesna i morala sam.

Laku vam noc.
Aha , dobro ako si bolesna
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Sad si se oporavila?
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
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Re: Muškarci pitaju žene odgovaraju ...

Post by Shadow » 19 Apr 2023, 00:32

Mutevelija wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 00:31
Shadow wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 00:29 Bila sam bolesna i morala sam.

Laku vam noc.
Aha , dobro ako si bolesna
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Sad si se oporavila?
Nisam jos :)

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Re: Muškarci pitaju žene odgovaraju ...

Post by Mutevelija » 19 Apr 2023, 00:33

Shadow wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 00:32
Mutevelija wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 00:31

Aha , dobro ako si bolesna
:pusa

Sad si se oporavila?
Nisam jos :)

Budem :pusa
Brzo ozdravljenje želim :srce
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
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Re: Muškarci pitaju žene odgovaraju ...

Post by spacebound » 19 Apr 2023, 07:07

Chan wrote: 17 Apr 2023, 22:27 Da li biste skočile ispred partnera da primite metak ukoliko biste znale da bi ga usmrtio, a i vas također nakon žrtve? Svejedno da li odgovor bio da ili ne, zašto?
Bih, instinktivno. Nema tu razmisljanja, jednostavno bih skocila.
Sto se tice sazrijevanja zaista sam sazrila u zadnje 2 godine, a sto se tice zadovoljstva sobom i onime sto sam postigla ne, nisam.
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Re: Muškarci pitaju žene odgovaraju ...

Post by spacebound » 19 Apr 2023, 07:10

Black Stallion wrote: 18 Apr 2023, 21:39 Čoek gleda ligu prvaka a tebi je do seksa, što ćeš poduzet?

a) Reći ćeš mu da večeras ima ljepših stvari od nogometa
b) Šetat ćeš u donjem rublju ispred televizije, namještat knjige na policama, i čekat reakciju
c) Uzet daljinski, ugasit televiziju i navalit na njega
A kazem mu - Steta da gledas utakmicu, a ja te cekam. Odmah on gasi tv. Ne treba tu nekih taktika i vratolomija :D.
Svađanje s budalom je poput hrvanja u blatu sa svinjom. Nakon sat vremena skužiš da svinja uživa.

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Post by Masamune » 19 Apr 2023, 07:14

Zato zenama tokom utakmica treba nacrtati liniju do koje mogu doci u dnevnom boravku :mmm
People struggle with accepting reality primarily because it can be painful, anxiety-inducing, and may challenge their deeply held beliefs, comfort zones, or sense of self. This resistance is a natural psychological response, but it can hinder personal growth and problem-solving. Ultimately, while rejecting reality can offer temporary relief, accepting things as they are is crucial for processing emotions, personal growth, and making effective, realistic choices to move forward.

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Post by Kai » 19 Apr 2023, 12:57

Zena kad sazrije valjda je i opustenija po pitanju svega.. :oo
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Post by Chloe » 19 Apr 2023, 14:02

Chan wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 07:14 Zato zenama tokom utakmica treba nacrtati liniju do koje mogu doci u dnevnom boravku :mmm
:hm zašto... :cudi i utakmica se može gledati u paru, i naravno navijati kontra od partnera... Još kad moj tim pobjeđuje meraka... :D. Bolje od seksa :valja , a uostalom utakmica ne traje svu noć...
Jedino kad je repka BiH u pitanju, nema kontriranja. :srce
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Post by Masamune » 19 Apr 2023, 14:07

Chloe wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 14:02
Chan wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 07:14 Zato zenama tokom utakmica treba nacrtati liniju do koje mogu doci u dnevnom boravku :mmm
:hm zašto... :cudi i utakmica se može gledati u paru, i naravno navijati kontra od partnera... Još kad moj tim pobjeđuje meraka... :D. Bolje od seksa :valja , a uostalom utakmica ne traje svu noć...
Jedino kad je repka BiH u pitanju, nema kontriranja. :srce
Pa sa linijom nam ne biste mogle odvraćati pažnju sa utakmica na vas. Logično :mmm

Nego ozbiljno kad ima kontriranja taj sex kasnije bude najbolji :mmm
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Post by ElTriconi » 19 Apr 2023, 14:45

Chloe wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 14:02
Chan wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 07:14 Zato zenama tokom utakmica treba nacrtati liniju do koje mogu doci u dnevnom boravku :mmm
:hm zašto... :cudi i utakmica se može gledati u paru, i naravno navijati kontra od partnera... Još kad moj tim pobjeđuje meraka... :D. Bolje od seksa :valja , a uostalom utakmica ne traje svu noć...
Jedino kad je repka BiH u pitanju, nema kontriranja. :srce
Dobro bi bilo da ta sto je uz mene zna pravila sporta da more i meni objasnit sta i kako 🤔
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Post by Nice » 19 Apr 2023, 16:52

Sioux wrote: 18 Apr 2023, 20:08 Kada biste morale da izaberete, bile bi :

- Prevarena žena bez pola zajednički stečene imovine

- Debela putnica koja zahteva dodatno sedište

- Seksi nastavnica koja zavodi tinejdžere
Prvo, naravno :valja

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Post by Duh » 19 Apr 2023, 18:26

Nice wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 16:52
Sioux wrote: 18 Apr 2023, 20:08 Kada biste morale da izaberete, bile bi :

- Prevarena žena bez pola zajednički stečene imovine

- Debela putnica koja zahteva dodatno sedište

- Seksi nastavnica koja zavodi tinejdžere
Prvo, naravno :valja
pa realno...pare dodju i odu.
Kilogrami ne odu...imaju zene probleme sa 5 kg, a da nece sa 105 viska imati problema.
Nastavnica koja zavidi maloljetnika ostaje bez para, bez posla i ide u zatvor.
A ti bar mozes drecati da si prevarena... :D.

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Post by Calla » 20 Apr 2023, 11:48

Chan wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 07:14 Zato zenama tokom utakmica treba nacrtati liniju do koje mogu doci u dnevnom boravku :mmm
Ma kakva linija crni Chan, :lup
trebas zeni uplatiti putovanje, ili nekakav zanimljiv izlet da ti ne smeta dok ti odgledas loptarenje na ekranu.
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Post by Masamune » 20 Apr 2023, 12:33

Nije ni to loša ideja, ali da plati sebi :mmm
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Post by Calla » 20 Apr 2023, 12:45

:cool Moze I tako, jos prijatniji osjecaj, :ok

za sopstveno zadovoljstvo smo same sebi duzne lijepo ugoditi I to pod uslovom da muževi vise ne pitaju kako se provodimo mi, dok oni uzivaju u loptarenju.
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Post by Masamune » 20 Apr 2023, 13:22

Aha al ne moRes gledanje fudbala porediti sa putovanjem. Gledanjem fudbala ne mos prevariti zenu za razliku od putovanja. Ih da vam je, ali sipak :mmm
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Post by Kai » 20 Apr 2023, 13:39

Jel vam bitno koliko je prije vas imao zena?
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Post by Julia-Klara » 20 Apr 2023, 13:43

Ne bas. To ne pitam.
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Post by Calla » 20 Apr 2023, 14:01

Chan wrote: 20 Apr 2023, 13:22 Aha al ne moRes gledanje fudbala porediti sa putovanjem. Gledanjem fudbala ne mos prevariti zenu za razliku od putovanja. Ih da vam je, ali sipak :mmm
:sipak , ti bih da gledas I da zenu imas u dzepu :D.
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Post by Nice » 20 Apr 2023, 15:57

Duh wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 18:26
Nice wrote: 19 Apr 2023, 16:52

Prvo, naravno :valja
pa realno...pare dodju i odu.
Kilogrami ne odu...imaju zene probleme sa 5 kg, a da nece sa 105 viska imati problema.
Nastavnica koja zavidi maloljetnika ostaje bez para, bez posla i ide u zatvor.
A ti bar mozes drecati da si prevarena... :D.
To je bonus :valja

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