Kako se neces rugat, ima u covjeku sto kila a place ko malo djeteMorgen wrote: 11 May 2023, 23:10 Kako oni padaju u nesvest, trebaju pdihologa da ih smire, pomeraju termin za vadjenje krvi
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Žene pitaju, muškarci odgovaraju.....
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Re: Žene pitaju, muškarci odgovaraju.....
A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
Da bog da se do vijeka ne probudio
Da bog da se do vijeka ne probudio
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Da li biste pristali na vazektomiju kada bi vas njegovala ova medicinska sestra? 
Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"
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A što će te brijat? 
Pa neš se slikat. Ili?
Pa neš se slikat. Ili?
Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"
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Idi nekog drugog zezaj, nasla si nas vako ozbiljan narod zezatZana wrote: 12 May 2023, 11:48 Da li biste pristali na vazektomiju kada bi vas njegovala ova medicinska sestra?
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Kad mi otfikar sta vec fikare najbitnije je da zna mehke tikvenjace razvit a doticna vjerovatno ne zna
A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
Da bog da se do vijeka ne probudio
Da bog da se do vijeka ne probudio
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Ne bih, ne valja joj lančić.Zana wrote: 12 May 2023, 11:48 Da li biste pristali na vazektomiju kada bi vas njegovala ova medicinska sestra?
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Evo danas nešto lijena
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Ma mislio sam sta ima tebi da capnu..
Al dobro polako, nemoj se nahladiti..
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Re: Žene pitaju, muškarci odgovaraju.....
Jeste li ikad oprale muskarcu noge?
(ja jesam, izubila opkladu sa b.m. bilo je uzasno)
(ja jesam, izubila opkladu sa b.m. bilo je uzasno)
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Re: Žene pitaju, muškarci odgovaraju.....
Pitas zene ili muskarceMorgen wrote: 12 May 2023, 14:54 Jeste li ikad oprale muskarcu noge?
(ja jesam, izubila opkladu sa b.m. bilo je uzasno)
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