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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by greeneyes » 06 Jun 2023, 15:21

ElTriconi wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 14:55
greeneyes wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 12:01 ova današnja djeca prolaze pored trešnje kodaj sveska iz matematike tobejarabi
Jastaradi i ondar tries krpelja po tebi 🤔
Ja imam poganu krv, nece krpe na mene ko ni zene
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Post by greeneyes » 06 Jun 2023, 15:22

Matan wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 15:08 Cekaj, zasto se kod nas zvale slame, a sad vi zovete haslame..
kakvo je to sad izmisljanje jezika..
Hašhlahmeh*
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Post by Morgen » 06 Jun 2023, 15:24

greeneyes wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 15:22
Matan wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 15:08 Cekaj, zasto se kod nas zvale slame, a sad vi zovete haslame..
kakvo je to sad izmisljanje jezika..
Hašhlahmeh*
Zvuci ko neki jevrejski praznik
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by ElTriconi » 06 Jun 2023, 15:25

greeneyes wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 15:21
ElTriconi wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 14:55

Jastaradi i ondar tries krpelja po tebi 🤔
Ja imam poganu krv, nece krpe na mene ko ni zene
Na mene svaki klinac leti ocam 😱
A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
Da bog da se do vijeka ne probudio 🤗😊
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Post by greeneyes » 06 Jun 2023, 15:26

Morgen wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 15:24
greeneyes wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 15:22

Hašhlahmeh*
Zvuci ko neki jevrejski praznik
Je l i taj praznik tako dobar
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Post by Matan » 06 Jun 2023, 15:26

Ima par crveni, ali ostricali ih pa su sad opet male..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..
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Post by greeneyes » 06 Jun 2023, 15:27

ElTriconi wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 15:25
greeneyes wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 15:21

Ja imam poganu krv, nece krpe na mene ko ni zene
Na mene svaki klinac leti ocam 😱
Imas secer
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Post by Rum » 06 Jun 2023, 15:29

Postoje ljudi koji te zaborave
s takvom lakoćom
kao što se zaboravi kišobran,
i sjete te se samo kad pada kiša.
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Matan » 06 Jun 2023, 15:30

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Imam.i ja aslame..
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Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..
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Post by ElTriconi » 06 Jun 2023, 15:35

Rum wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 15:29
Dobra 🤗😊
A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
Da bog da se do vijeka ne probudio 🤗😊
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Post by Morgen » 06 Jun 2023, 16:52

Sedim u kuhinji, pijuckam kafu kad ova gospodja sa prvog sprata prosu opet neku vodu dole, puna kofa, najverovatnije brisala podove

Milion puta sam joj rekla da se to ne radi. Milion puta.
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Post by Matan » 06 Jun 2023, 16:53

Morgen wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 16:52 Sedim u kuhinji, pijuckam kafu kad ova gospodja sa prvog sprata prosu opet neku vodu dole, puna kofa, najverovatnije brisala podove

Milion puta sam joj rekla da se to ne radi. Milion puta.
Stoka ume da nervira..
odakle je doticna, sigurno nije Nijemica..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..
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Post by spacebound » 06 Jun 2023, 16:55

greeneyes wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 12:03 A ja jucer odmah kod jarana iskoristio priliku :ćitire


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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Morgen » 06 Jun 2023, 16:56

Matan wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 16:53
Morgen wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 16:52 Sedim u kuhinji, pijuckam kafu kad ova gospodja sa prvog sprata prosu opet neku vodu dole, puna kofa, najverovatnije brisala podove

Milion puta sam joj rekla da se to ne radi. Milion puta.
Stoka ume da nervira..
odakle je doticna, sigurno nije Nijemica..
Iz iraka

Muza sam joj vec vaspitala, al ona se malo mangupiše
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Matan » 06 Jun 2023, 17:01

Morgen wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 16:56
Matan wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 16:53

Stoka ume da nervira..
odakle je doticna, sigurno nije Nijemica..
Iz iraka

Muza sam joj vec vaspitala, al ona se malo mangupiše
Najbolje bi bilo da joj tu kantu vode na glavu izliti, pa ne bi vise..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Morgen » 06 Jun 2023, 17:09

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Morgen » 06 Jun 2023, 17:12

Kad je njen muz seko nokte (na nogama) na balkonu i meni to palo na sto na terasi
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Matan » 06 Jun 2023, 17:17

Morgen wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 17:12 Kad je njen muz seko nokte (na nogama) na balkonu i meni to palo na sto na terasi
:D. :D.
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Post by HAVANA » 06 Jun 2023, 17:22

:haha
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Fuddo » 06 Jun 2023, 17:26

greeneyes wrote: 06 Jun 2023, 12:03 A ja jucer odmah kod jarana iskoristio priliku :ćitire


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Napucas ih se, i onda kad te proCeraju ne silazis, vec odozgo s grane kenjas ko tarzan.
Eh…
Sad se ne bih mogo ni popet bez bagera
Dozvolite da se obratimo
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