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Chan wrote: 24 Jul 2023, 16:43
Morgen wrote: 24 Jul 2023, 16:39 Cekam teoriju :hm
Probaj pa nam javi :mmm
Ama taretovu sta vam je danas

Ja nemam deČka, kod mene se to pitanje ne postavlja :trepka
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Morgen wrote: 24 Jul 2023, 16:39 Cekam teoriju :hm
Istraživanja kažu da oko 70% njemica ne može doživjet vrhunac pukom penetracijom.
Sad, il ti valja zasukat rukave i odradit amaaaan predigru, il uzet vibrator.
To čudo je poklon sa neba.
vrhunci ko na traci. Haman svake tri minute. Zbog toga smatram da je to pomoć par ekselans a nikako nelojalna konkurencija.
Svi mi se morete obratit
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Sa vibrom ko pomoćnikom, svaki muškarac izgleda ko kazanova.
Svi mi se morete obratit
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Sta radite u situacijama kod izlazaka, recimo zena vam fino izgleda, gledaju kad ulazi u kafanu ili na ulici. Mozda joj neki poznanik i pridje ili prica sa njom, a vi primjetite da je “gleda” drugacije
Ocekujete li od nje da bude sto jeste ili da bude onako kako vi zelite, jer pobogusi ljubomorni ste ili posesivni
Ko te jubi kad nisam tu jebla te beba ?
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Ja se sredim tako da samo mene gleda cijelo vrijeme :mmm
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Zajebanciju na stranu ne smeta mi. Te faze su me prošle davno. Nije u redu da joj prigovaram jer je srdačno pozdravila nekog dobrog jarana kojeg nije vidila dugo kako god da je sređena.
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Oko bi mu izvadio
Danas je zemlja ispod nas. Sutra već može biti iznad nas. Okreni se Allahu prije nego se vratiš Allahu.
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Koteljubi_kadnisamtu wrote: 29 Jul 2023, 15:47 Sta radite u situacijama kod izlazaka, recimo zena vam fino izgleda, gledaju kad ulazi u kafanu ili na ulici. Mozda joj neki poznanik i pridje ili prica sa njom, a vi primjetite da je “gleda” drugacije
Ocekujete li od nje da bude sto jeste ili da bude onako kako vi zelite, jer pobogusi ljubomorni ste ili posesivni
stose mene tice, moze se i udati ako ce joj biti bolje.
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Koja taktika pali najvise kod automehanicara?
Da izbacim grudi?
Obucem neko kratko suknjiČe?
Da zaplačem?
Pa pričam bebećim jezikom?
Povedem svog druga od 2 metara i 120 kg?
Ili da budem iskrena i kazem „nemoj brate da me odereš toliko“?
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Ako je jedini u gradu pitaj ga da te zeni.
Inace nek ti kaze sta mu navodno treba raditi i koliko to kosta pa onda odluci dal da ides kod nekog drugog il da se cjenkas
Pobjeci sad od svega zelim
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Neozbiljan si
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:D.
Ne obracaj mi se:
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"Ne uzimaj hranu iz tanjira brata svojeg, jer će oslabiti, i ma koliko te volio, tako slab ti neće biti od pomoći, i ostaćeš sam".
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Morgen wrote: 02 Aug 2023, 07:20 Koja taktika pali najvise kod automehanicara?
Da izbacim grudi?
Obucem neko kratko suknjiČe?
Da zaplačem?
Pa pričam bebećim jezikom?
Povedem svog druga od 2 metara i 120 kg?
Ili da budem iskrena i kazem „nemoj brate da me odereš toliko“?
Nabacuj mu se, pa kad krene u akciju snimi ga i prijeti da ćeš ga tužiti za seksualno napastvovanje, a da je jedino siguran ako ti ništa ne naplati.
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Sjajna ideja

Al ne znam da se aktivno nabacujem
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Uostalom ko vas šiša 😔
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Ma ionako ces opet sve pokvarit, dzaba ce covjek i radit
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:D.
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Koraci_u_noci wrote: 02 Aug 2023, 09:58 Ma ionako ces opet sve pokvarit, dzaba ce covjek i radit
Ovo je Fabrikfehler
Rückrufaktion
Ali hoce samo da instaliraju novu software haha
Ja hocu novi Zahnriemen

:mrgud

I ps: 2 dana igno jer si frech :mrgud
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Et vidis, auto skoro nov, a njoj vec treba zupcasti
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Koraci_u_noci wrote: 02 Aug 2023, 10:23 Et vidis, auto skoro nov, a njoj vec treba zupcasti
Nista ne moram da platim. Nista.

Koju srecu imam, neverovatno. Tacno jos ne verujem, kad bude popravljeno, ima da slavim
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