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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Masamune » 08 Oct 2023, 07:06

Jutro :kafa

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Pasaga » 08 Oct 2023, 07:34

Jutro :jutarnja

Ev ga prvi mraz ove jeseni :tuga
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Maja » 08 Oct 2023, 10:34

HAVANA wrote: 08 Oct 2023, 06:52Otkri li se?
Jesam u neka doba.
Onda kad sam se ujutro probudila, bjehoh sva hladna.

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by spacebound » 08 Oct 2023, 10:38

Maja wrote: 08 Oct 2023, 10:34
HAVANA wrote: 08 Oct 2023, 06:52Otkri li se?
Jesam u neka doba.
Onda kad sam se ujutro probudila, bjehoh sva hladna.
Koje je ovo glagolsko vrijeme :hm
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Matan » 08 Oct 2023, 10:39

Bjehoh, ne postoji..
bijah, mozda..
a sad koliko je to sve gramaticki, zaboravio sam vec..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Maja » 08 Oct 2023, 10:41

Proslo presvrseno vrijeme

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Matan » 08 Oct 2023, 10:42

Mene je probudio san, kad sam htio obuci papuce ispred vrata kuce, pa sam skontao da stojim na
nekoj crveno, crnoj zmiji koja je odmah pobjegla pod ormar od obuce, pa kad sam krenuo da vidim gdje
se sakrila, svatio sam da stojim na ogromnoj anakondi, pa sam iletio iz kuce i u dvoristu vidio jos par veliki zmija
i odmah sam se probudio..
strasno.. :123
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Matan » 08 Oct 2023, 10:42

Maja wrote: 08 Oct 2023, 10:41 Proslo presvrseno vrijeme
Postoji, ali ta rijec ne postoji..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Matan » 08 Oct 2023, 10:43

Tumaci snova, tumacite ovaj strasan san..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by HAVANA » 08 Oct 2023, 10:46

Napasce te zena nesta.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Masamune » 08 Oct 2023, 10:47

spacebound wrote: 08 Oct 2023, 10:38
Maja wrote: 08 Oct 2023, 10:34

Jesam u neka doba.
Onda kad sam se ujutro probudila, bjehoh sva hladna.
Koje je ovo glagolsko vrijeme :hm
Imperfekt. Ali nije bjehoh, nego bjeh i to drugi oblik imperfekta :oo

Onaj koji se više koristi je bijah.
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by HAVANA » 08 Oct 2023, 10:47

Maja wrote: 08 Oct 2023, 10:34
HAVANA wrote: 08 Oct 2023, 06:52Otkri li se?
Jesam u neka doba.
Onda kad sam se ujutro probudila, bjehoh sva hladna.
Uradi 40 sklekova.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Matan » 08 Oct 2023, 10:51

HAVANA wrote: 08 Oct 2023, 10:46 Napasce te zena nesta.
Ili se ovdje sprema cetiri zene da me napadnu..
toliko je bilo zmja..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by ironman » 08 Oct 2023, 10:58

Dobro jutro.
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Zana » 08 Oct 2023, 14:11

Ko će meni platiti što ja ovolko radim po kući, eto ko? :auf
Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by HAVANA » 08 Oct 2023, 14:24

Nailova mater.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Morgen » 08 Oct 2023, 14:26

Matan wrote: 08 Oct 2023, 10:42 Mene je probudio san, kad sam htio obuci papuce ispred vrata kuce, pa sam skontao da stojim na
nekoj crveno, crnoj zmiji koja je odmah pobjegla pod ormar od obuce, pa kad sam krenuo da vidim gdje
se sakrila, svatio sam da stojim na ogromnoj anakondi, pa sam iletio iz kuce i u dvoristu vidio jos par veliki zmija
i odmah sam se probudio..
strasno.. :123
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 08 Oct 2023, 14:40

Matane, dobrodosao u klub
Pobjeci sad od svega zelim

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Sioux » 08 Oct 2023, 15:26

Ova Zana se svakomalo buni neśto :123
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by ElTriconi » 08 Oct 2023, 16:17

Maja wrote: 08 Oct 2023, 10:34
HAVANA wrote: 08 Oct 2023, 06:52Otkri li se?
Jesam u neka doba.
Onda kad sam se ujutro probudila, bjehoh sva hladna.
Tebi treba TA pec ocam ona velka 🤔
A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
Da bog da se do vijeka ne probudio 🤗😊

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