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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Morgen » 19 Oct 2023, 14:55

TAFKAP wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 14:52 Vozdra mala raja...

ČETRI OSAM NJAAA :oo
Nema te nikako
Jesi to naso drugi neki forum?
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by TAFKAP » 19 Oct 2023, 14:58

Morgen wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 14:55
TAFKAP wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 14:52 Vozdra mala raja...

ČETRI OSAM NJAAA :oo
Nema te nikako
Jesi to naso drugi neki forum?
:oklagija
Pa mora neko i da radi, nismo svi verbeamtet :ooo

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Morgen » 19 Oct 2023, 14:59

TAFKAP wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 14:58
Morgen wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 14:55

Nema te nikako
Jesi to naso drugi neki forum?
:oklagija
Pa mora neko i da radi, nismo svi verbeamtet :ooo
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Julia-Klara » 19 Oct 2023, 14:59

nismo, nismo :kafa
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by TAFKAP » 19 Oct 2023, 15:00

Proletim kratko forumom, vidim teme kao npr. lizanje čmara i zasitim se jedno nedjelju dvije ;)

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Zana » 19 Oct 2023, 15:01

TAFKAP wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 15:00 Proletim kratko forumom, vidim teme kao npr. lizanje čmara i zasitim se jedno nedjelju dvije ;)
Moš mislit kako je nama koji smo svaki dan tu
Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by TAFKAP » 19 Oct 2023, 15:03

Zana wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 15:01
TAFKAP wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 15:00 Proletim kratko forumom, vidim teme kao npr. lizanje čmara i zasitim se jedno nedjelju dvije ;)
Moš mislit kako je nama koji smo svaki dan tu
A šta da vi kažem... Izdržite, i to će proć :ok

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Vanilla » 19 Oct 2023, 15:10

Zanki wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 09:36
Vanilla wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 08:53 Četvrtak je mali petak :happy


Kišem, kašljucam, nos mi curi :(
Dobro jutro.
Aman kud prie se razboli... Jedi luk
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Zana » 19 Oct 2023, 15:11

TAFKAP wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 15:03
Zana wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 15:01

Moš mislit kako je nama koji smo svaki dan tu
A šta da vi kažem... Izdržite, i to će proć :ok

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Post by Vanilla » 19 Oct 2023, 15:39

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by ironman » 19 Oct 2023, 15:45

I to danima me drzi tako :D.
Sve cekam da se naspavam..
dream of spring...

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Vanilla » 19 Oct 2023, 15:49

Kako ću da zaspem kad dođem kući... auuu
Ali dok dođem, dok se izvučem iz saobraćajne gužve... :ubihse
Svaki dan me zaboli prednji dio tabana, od kvačila :roll

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Fuddo » 19 Oct 2023, 15:53

Vanilla wrote: 19 Oct 2023, 15:49 Kako ću da zaspem kad dođem kući... auuu
Ali dok dođem, dok se izvučem iz saobraćajne gužve... :ubihse
Svaki dan me zaboli prednji dio tabana, od kvačila :roll
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Post by Vanilla » 19 Oct 2023, 15:55

A nisi u toku, skuplja mi forum za helikopter :happy

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Vanilla » 19 Oct 2023, 15:57

😴 Sleeping: 26 years
👔 Working: 12 years
📺 Watching TV: 8.8 years
🛒 Shopping: 8.5 years
🍱 Eating and drinking: 3.6 years
👩🏼‍💻 Surfing the internet: 3.2 years
📲 Social media: 3 years
🗓️ Meetings: 2 years
💄 Preening: 1.5 year
🚘 Commuting: 1.5 year
🧹 Doing chores: 1.25 year
👟 Exercise: 1.2 year
🍻 In the pub and restaurant: 1 year
🌽 Online porn: 300 days
🚽 On the toilet: 240 days
😂 Laughing: 240 days
🐫 Having sex: 117 days
🚗🚙 Sitting in traffic: 60 days
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Vanilla » 19 Oct 2023, 15:58

Iako vam se čini da vam najviše vremena prolazi u putovanju s posla i od posla, svega 60 dana života utrošite na prijevoz.

Lažu! Nije istina!

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Morgen » 19 Oct 2023, 16:03

117 dana?
Ma lazu
Toliko sam imala za mesec dana s mojim bivsim muzem na pocetku veze

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Koteljubi_kadnisamtu » 19 Oct 2023, 16:10

Dan ima 8 sati x 117 dana jednako je 936 sati
Ako ses traje 15’ onda ispada da smo se seksali
3744 puta

Podijelimo 3744 sa dvajest godina ( jer moj je mali super i mi smo se sesali svih 20 godina , on je carobnjak u kevetu )

Mi smo se sesali 187 puta godisnje

Opet izgleda ovo nekako malo 😞
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Maja » 19 Oct 2023, 16:11

Nisam znala da mogu kljucem tipkati, skrolati i sve ko s prstom.

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Vanilla » 19 Oct 2023, 16:15

Đurologija 3.11. u Sarajevu.

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