Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Fuddo » 27 Mar 2024, 22:44

Matan wrote: 27 Mar 2024, 22:40 A to..
pa ja..
übung macht meister..
Izvadi sebi mehke tikvenjace i upali televizor.
Dozvolite da se obratimo

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Matan » 27 Mar 2024, 22:45

Fuddo wrote: 27 Mar 2024, 22:44
Matan wrote: 27 Mar 2024, 22:40 A to..
pa ja..
übung macht meister..
Izvadi sebi mehke tikvenjace i upali televizor.
Nisam ja ti..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Fuddo » 27 Mar 2024, 22:46

Matan wrote: 27 Mar 2024, 22:45
Fuddo wrote: 27 Mar 2024, 22:44

Izvadi sebi mehke tikvenjace i upali televizor.
Nisam ja ti..
Sto si majstoriso, majstorio so si
Sad mores samo gledat netfilx i vikat dodaj mi zeno andol, ufatila me ledja
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Veca » 27 Mar 2024, 22:46

Morgen wrote: 27 Mar 2024, 22:17
Veca wrote: 27 Mar 2024, 22:11



ma otkud tebe :D.
Ja se odrekla leba i seksa

a ja nikad :valja
Ima ljudi dobrih, mekih kao pamuk.
Kad ih zgazite propadate do dna, SOPSTVENOG.
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Matan » 27 Mar 2024, 22:47

Fuddo wrote: 27 Mar 2024, 22:46
Matan wrote: 27 Mar 2024, 22:45

Nisam ja ti..
Sto si majstoriso, majstorio so si
Sad mores samo gledat netfilx i vikat dodaj mi zeno andol, ufatila me ledja
Ma dobro to..
majstorisao bi ja jos, ali nemam sirovine.. :cudi
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Veca » 27 Mar 2024, 22:49

Morgen wrote: 27 Mar 2024, 22:24 Mene blam da otvorim onaj video
Kako se kaze Fremdschämen Veco


odmah sam ga otvorila al' nejma prevoda :D a ne znam, vala, ni sta ce mi rec, a ja da ne znam
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Venera » 28 Mar 2024, 07:22

Zanki wrote: 27 Mar 2024, 22:38 Da imaju veze godine s majstorlukom a šta drugo 😌
Mislim da nemaju, ovo tvrdim iz osobnog iskstva o par muskaraca.

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Zanki » 28 Mar 2024, 07:37

Ok Veci :srcee
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Masamune » 28 Mar 2024, 07:41

Ja sam majstor. Hrčem za četvero.
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Venera » 28 Mar 2024, 07:42

Zanki wrote: 28 Mar 2024, 07:37 Ok Veci :srcee
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by HAVANA » 28 Mar 2024, 07:43

Masamune wrote: 28 Mar 2024, 07:41 Ja sam majstor. Hrčem za četvero.
Mene ako zena izbogceg ostavi ,bice zbog toga.Ako kapi ne stavim,bojno polje je u krevetu.Sve me tuce. :(
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Masamune » 28 Mar 2024, 07:45

HAVANA wrote: 28 Mar 2024, 07:43
Masamune wrote: 28 Mar 2024, 07:41 Ja sam majstor. Hrčem za četvero.
Mene ako zena izbogceg ostavi ,bice zbog toga.Ako kapi ne stavim,bojno polje je u krevetu.Sve me tuce. :(
Ja tako njoj vracam za hladne tabane i stopala kad ih stavi uz mene i probudi me u sred noci. Kao dvije ledenice
People struggle with accepting reality primarily because it can be painful, anxiety-inducing, and may challenge their deeply held beliefs, comfort zones, or sense of self. This resistance is a natural psychological response, but it can hinder personal growth and problem-solving. Ultimately, while rejecting reality can offer temporary relief, accepting things as they are is crucial for processing emotions, personal growth, and making effective, realistic choices to move forward.

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Rum » 10 May 2024, 16:41

Danas je zemlja ispod nas. Sutra već može biti iznad nas. Okreni se Allahu prije nego se vratiš Allahu.

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by ElTriconi » 10 May 2024, 16:54

Rum wrote: 10 May 2024, 16:41
Boj ne bije svjetlo oruzje, boj bije srce u junaka :D.
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Veca » 10 May 2024, 22:03

:valja
Ima ljudi dobrih, mekih kao pamuk.
Kad ih zgazite propadate do dna, SOPSTVENOG.
Nisu predvidjeni za gazenje.

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by HAVANA » 10 May 2024, 22:16

E neka joj,nek vidi kako je.
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by spacebound » 11 May 2024, 07:13

Rum wrote: 10 May 2024, 16:41
Ovo je glupo jer muskarci imaju daleko vise snage od zena. Pa moj muz mene moze prebacit preko jednog ramena, a na drugom nosit balvan :cudi
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Shadow » 11 May 2024, 07:37

A i ovaj bi se polomio ovako u prazno bez inspiracije
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by ElTriconi » 11 May 2024, 09:12

spacebound wrote: 11 May 2024, 07:13
Rum wrote: 10 May 2024, 16:41
Ovo je glupo jer muskarci imaju daleko vise snage od zena. Pa moj muz mene moze prebacit preko jednog ramena, a na drugom nosit balvan :cudi
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by ironman » 11 May 2024, 10:02

Imal tema za intelektualce u krevetu?
Ili nezaposlene,filozofe,pilote..
Koga briga sta majstori rade u krevetu :ooo
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