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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post: # 5908794Post Masamune
27 May 2024, 16:10

Jesil im reko trebal vam dobar majstor? :mmm
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Post: # 5908864Post Maja
27 May 2024, 16:21

Fudo se kutariso zene pa otiso u zivot. Ili su ga opet zavele cari tvitera
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Post: # 5908884Post ElTriconi
27 May 2024, 16:26

Masamune wrote: 27 May 2024, 16:10 Jesil im reko trebal vam dobar majstor? :mmm
Da me pita kako se zovem ne bih mogo doc do rjeci 🤗😊
A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
Da bog da se do vijeka ne probudio 🤗😊
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Post: # 5908984Post HAVANA
27 May 2024, 16:35

Maja wrote: 27 May 2024, 16:21 Fudo se kutariso zene pa otiso u zivot. Ili su ga opet zavele cari tvitera
Otece ga kaka sisata pa belaj :lupa
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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Post: # 5909034Post Maja
27 May 2024, 16:40

Zadnji put se javio iz nekog meksickog fast fuda.
Znaci treba traziti sisate Huanite
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Post: # 5909054Post Rum
27 May 2024, 16:42

Guzi
Postoje ljudi koji te zaborave
s takvom lakoćom
kao što se zaboravi kišobran,
i sjete te se samo kad pada kiša.
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Post: # 5909404Post Fuddo
27 May 2024, 17:20

Ma guze mene
Djeste, stajeovo nidje nikog
Cim sezona godisnjih odmah se svi zadaju u blud i nemoral, droga, alkohol
Nema ovom forumu zivota dok metar i po snijega ne ljohne, onda nemre niko nikud, mora nesta napisat
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Post: # 5909544Post Fuddo
27 May 2024, 17:36

Kad sam bio u Bosni, popijem 40 piva, pojedem 80 cevapa, ispusim dvi kutije cigara, i nista mi. Sutradan ko momak
Ovdje popijem dvi pive, zapalim cigaru, udusi me nesta, manta mi se
Ne valja ovaj zrak, ima nesta u njemu, ne pase mi
Nema sta drugo bit
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27 May 2024, 18:05

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Post: # 5909714Post Morgen
27 May 2024, 18:09

Trudna
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Post: # 5909784Post HAVANA
27 May 2024, 18:47

Ti trudna,odakle to sad?
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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Post: # 5909884Post ElTriconi
27 May 2024, 19:25

Maja wrote: 27 May 2024, 18:05:obrve
Polozi joj da jede, vidis da je gladna 😂
A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
Da bog da se do vijeka ne probudio 🤗😊
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Post: # 5910704Post Fuddo
27 May 2024, 23:01

Jagajebem ako su oni kinezi normalni
Kako mu nije mrsko onako sve zakomplikovat?
Obicni ormar za garaze, za alat
Milijardu i sesto miliona dijelova
Upri ovo vamo, ono tamo
Nacrto ko da space shuttle sastavljam
Ostalo mi 14 sarafa viska i pet dijelova koji nidje ne idu, nema ih ni na slikama
Pu!
Satro sam se.
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Post: # 5910724Post Arthur Dent
27 May 2024, 23:03

pa to su rezervni dijelovi, sta se brines. metni nedje u kistru nekakvu, ako ti zatrebaju da ne znas vise gdje su. i tamam. djes to ti bio volke dane? nisi valjda svo vrijeme bio izakuce?
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Post: # 5910744Post Fuddo
27 May 2024, 23:05

Metno sam ih u kantu za smece
Doslo mi bilo da i ovo sto sam sastavio frljim Nedu izakuce :D.
A dje cu bit, radim za trojicu, suti, nedobog nikom
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Post: # 5910754Post Arthur Dent
27 May 2024, 23:08

valja odmor nadoknadit, jel?
eee, tako kad kod seje i slicnih uzmes odmor. :D. propisas prvo podojeno mlijeko dok gubitak nadoknadis.

a kakav si ormar sklapao kineski u usa? zar nije kod njih sve amerikan kualiti i to?
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Post: # 5910764Post Fuddo
27 May 2024, 23:10

Arthur Dent wrote: 27 May 2024, 23:08 valja odmor nadoknadit, jel?
eee, tako kad kod seje i slicnih uzmes odmor. :D. propisas prvo podojeno mlijeko dok gubitak nadoknadis.

a kakav si ormar sklapao kineski u usa? zar nije kod njih sve amerikan kualiti i to?
Pa evo sad vidim sa je usa patent, a kineske ruke
Jebemih ih oboje usta :D.
Odsad kupujem samo made in Bosnia
Dva sarafafa, i sikirica. Taman.
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Post: # 5910784Post Morgen
27 May 2024, 23:15

HAVANA wrote: 27 May 2024, 18:47 Ti trudna,odakle to sad?
Mmmmmmmmm……
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Post: # 5910794Post Arthur Dent
27 May 2024, 23:15

ja kupovao neke stolice i hastal za kancelariju gdje sjednice odrzavamo. ono svi, wow, kao jel ovo italija, norveska, japan! 8 stolica i hastal haman devet 'iljada evra. :D. sve made in bosna ponosna!

tako te volim bosnjo! :srce


kad ces na odmor opet fudoka?
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